Ridiculous POF profiles and the women who post them

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leiram7: I know my worth
About
Smokes Occasionally with A Few Extra Pounds body type
City
Bronx, New York
Details
26 year old Female, 5' 6" (168cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Hispanic, Virgo
Intent
leiram7 wants to date but nothing serious.
Education
Masters Degree
Personality
Traveler
Profession
Family Worker/Counselor (spic uses the N-word)

Send a Quick Message!




I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Prefer Not To Say Do you want children? Prefer Not To Say
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? No Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 5 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets No Pets Second Language Spanish



About Me
If your under 27years old, under 5'11 tall and unemployed don't bother. If I ignore you, don't ask me why. If you're a cheep ass or broke ass, not interested. And please no hood ni ggas.

 

[UpAndComing]

Missbree29 Marvel, Food, scary, movies, lemon, pepper, wings

Very mature Single mom of one ,down to earth ,laid back introvert ,not a people person ,caring person but no where near stupid , looking for someone I can really get to know and see where it goes you have to be attractive with a good heart and a good head on your shoulders,take the time to get to know me I'm a handful lol, please don't inbox me inappropriate things!! No games , I'm very picky, I want a serious relationship with a man who loves God ! By THE Way I block PEOPLE EVERYDAY !???? I WANT SOMEONE WHO IS ALL ABOUT ME!! I won't date someone who have 2 or more kids also I won't date someone with small kids

 

[shutterguy]

The thread that just keeps on giving .

 

[XII]

Me and my best friend are looking for a discreet guy to come by while we have the free crib serious messages only

Is that a man

 

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Is that a man

yup

 

[TL15]

marylea417: looking for someone worth my time

About Non-Smoker with Big & Tall/BBW body type

Details 31 year old Female, 5' 6" (168cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity Caucasian, Aries
Intent marylea417 wants to find someone to marry.
Education High school
Personality Tattooed/Pierced
Profession laundry mat attendant

I am a 31 year single bbw mommy of 4 kids. 3 girls and 1 boy
I listen to all different kinds of music. I like chick flick movies and horror movies when I have someone to cuddle with
I like to go for walks on the beach and watch the sunset.
Love to stay in and watch movies and cuddle.
I have my kids most of the time so you must like kids.
I have 2 dogs so must be able to tolerate animals.
I dont drive so you would have to come to me.
If you are not serious and can not make
time for me every week then dont waste yours and my time by messaging me.
IF YOU ARE NOT LOOKING FOR A REAL HONEST RELATIONSHIP DO NOT MESSAGE ME!!
I DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH STRANGERS AND I DO NOT HAVE SEX UNLESS IM IN
A COMMITED RELATIONSHIP

 

[awkwardblackgirl]

Why am I single?

 

[BlackMajik]

@ this hair line.....like REALLY?!

Man this right here bruh



Look like Yo-Yo the rapper if she got ran over by a lawn mower

 

[Sassy]

Hello! I thought to look for fukkery profiles before going to bed...and well - i can honestly say I found at least one. So....

LETS


GET


EET!!!!

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JuiceSoBeautiful: dnt bore me
About
Smokes Often with A Few Extra Pounds body type
City
Cincinnati, Ohio
Details
25 year old Female, 5' 4" (163cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Black, Sagittarius
Intent
JuiceSoBeautiful isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment.
Education
Some University
Personality
Tattooed/Pierced
Profession
nun a yo dam business








I am Seeking a Man For Friends
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 7 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets No Pets Second Language English


Interests

• Fun
• Laughter

About Juice
Im me... somethin yu neva seen bfa... fun person.. not to shy but easy to make me blush.. i have children and looking fa a friend that i can chill wit n have fun with...ion do drama n bulshiit got a hell of a attitude so b polite. Hit my inbox fa more bout me n wat i want as well as yourself... don't hop n my inbox boring me wit a plane ass wats up... or det wassupp queen or hey beautiful when yu know yu on here looking fa **** . cuz Ima cut yo dumb ass up gladly don't think yu Fina trick wit me **** me nun a det cuz Im telling yu now yu n da wrong inbox. low convo gets yu no convo

First Date
well tlk


Pics:

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Sassy's Take: hoooo boy. Where do I begin?

Well, she isn't fried (She's pretty imo)...but her eye brows and her weave in some of the pics do bother me.


But I do admit...I had a very hard time reading her "About me" section...Unless English isn't your first language or you're dyslexic. Then I can't take a person seriously who spells like they never went to school seriously.

It's safe to say this one has entitlement issues. I get it, you don't want a generic message - that's understandable. But the way your "about me" and "first date" section is - it sounds generic and terrible as hell - you're most likely gonna pick up some guy that's wants nothing more than to fukk you.

Also, I hate the "Hit my inbox if you want to know more about me" shyt.

 

[Sassy]

fukkery profile number 2

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juicyqueen2016: Quuen me
About
Smokes Occasionally with A Few Extra Pounds body type
City
Cincinnati, Ohio
Details
28 year old Female, 5' 7" (170cm), Other
Ethnicity
Mixed Race, Taurus
Intent
juicyqueen2016 is looking for a relationship.
Education
High school
Personality
Music Snob
Profession
Crew trainer








I am Seeking a Man For Hang Out
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Prefer Not To Say
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Red Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Prefer Not To Say Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 2 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Pets No Pets Second Language French



About Chocolate Queen
I'm down too earth independent looking for my king


pics: (I didn't include the child's pic)

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Sassy's Take:......First thing's first - she's fried. and quit lying about the body type.

Second thing is Why weren't you looking for your king before having sex with a guy who was no good ass nikka?

Third :Assuming the baby isn't probably more than a year old, (judging from the pic) Why are you looking for a relationship when you have a kid to take of? Worry about your child.

Last: Why do single mothers post pictures of their children on a dating website??? Just say you have kid(s) There really is no need to put your kid out there like that. Seriously, that irks the ever-lasting fukk out of me.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Missbree29 Marvel, Food, scary, movies, lemon, pepper, wings

Very mature Single mom of one ,down to earth ,laid back introvert ,not a people person ,caring person but no where near stupid , looking for someone I can really get to know and see where it goes you have to be attractive with a good heart and a good head on your shoulders,take the time to get to know me I'm a handful lol, please don't inbox me inappropriate things!! No games , I'm very picky, I want a serious relationship with a man who loves God ! By THE Way I block PEOPLE EVERYDAY !???? I WANT SOMEONE WHO IS ALL ABOUT ME!! I won't date someone who have 2 or more kids also I won't date someone with small kids

She is cute though...if I had some kids...I'd probably holla.

 

[the cac mamba]

FuKs_WiT_M3: Not lookin 4 sex
About
Smokes Often with Big & Tall/BBW body type
City
Portsmouth, Virginia
Details
26 year old Female, 5' 3" (160cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian, Aquarius
Intent
FuKs_WiT_M3 is looking for a relationship.
Education
High school
Personality
Homebody
Profession

Spoiler

About Brittany Marie
IF YOU DONT LIKE BIG GIRLS KEEP IT MOVING!! [ BYE!! ]

Lookin for someone to chill n hang out wit & see where it goes...someone REAL..

I do NOT like white guys..
I do NOT drive..
And i do NOT drink or club.. Not my scene at all..

Im laid back, REAL, and cool as hell so you should **** wit me


WE GOTTA DO BETTER

we dont like you either, bytch

 

[the cac mamba]

 

[Neuromancer]

Why am I single?

Good question,from what I can tell you're smart and pretty level headed.

 

[Neuromancer]

fukkery profile number 2

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juicyqueen2016: Quuen me
About
Smokes Occasionally with A Few Extra Pounds body type
City
Cincinnati, Ohio
Details
28 year old Female, 5' 7" (170cm), Other
Ethnicity
Mixed Race, Taurus
Intent
juicyqueen2016 is looking for a relationship.
Education
High school
Personality
Music Snob
Profession
Crew trainer








I am Seeking a Man For Hang Out
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Prefer Not To Say
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Red Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Prefer Not To Say Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 2 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Pets No Pets Second Language French



About Chocolate Queen
I'm down too earth independent looking for my king


pics: (I didn't include the child's pic)

Spoiler

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Sassy's Take:......First thing's first - she's fried. and quit lying about the body type.

Second thing is Why weren't you looking for your king before having sex with a guy who was no good ass nikka?

Third :Assuming the baby isn't probably more than a year old, (judging from the pic) Why are you looking for a relationship when you have a kid to take of? Worry about your child.

Last: Why do single mothers post pictures of their children on a dating website??? Just say you have kid(s) There really is no need to put your kid out there like that. Seriously, that irks the ever-lasting fukk out of me.

Ether in the name of the moon.