Ridiculous POF profiles and the women who post them

[MsReal]

This is the best thread on thecoli the reason I signed up..

Keep them coming!

 

[EpicStoryTeller]

sweetkokaine143: vanilla queen lookn 4 her chocolate king

About
Smokes Occasionally with Big & Tall/BBW body type
City
Virginia beach, Virginia
Details
27 year old Female, 5' 2" (157cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian, Libra
Intent
sweetkokaine143 is looking for a relationship.
Education
High school
Personality
Tattooed/Pierced
Profession
cashier/cosmetology school

Spoiler

About Me
I am 25 originally from Maryland single mother to a 3 year old boy I love to hang out and watch movies drink a lil depending on the mood. I wanna eventually find that special one to settle down with. I love me a strong black man who is ambitious like me someone to motivate me as I will do the same I love tattoos I have 9 myself. I love kids even if they act like baybays mine does lol. My age preference is 23 to 33 so if u like what u see and read just get at me. I am a Libra so I won't get ugly unless I have too. A thick white girl or a Whooty is a black man's kryptonite/weakness wether he admits it or not lol

First Date
Just somebody I can be comfortable with. Dinner and a movie maybe go walk the beach. Have a few mixed drinks listen to music no club action not my kinda scene. Maybe a lounge type scenario.

Her entitlement and delusion is vomit worthy, who the hell was simping her in the past???

 

[MsReal]

Her entitlement and delusion is vomit worthy, who the hell was simping her in the past???

Most theColi PAWG worshippers, that's who!!!



Making ugly feel like a dime

 

[EpicStoryTeller]

Most theColi PAWG worshippers, that's who!!!



Making ugly feel like a dime

This is why I'm out the game, fools will simp anything with a vagina.

 

[MsReal]

This is why I'm out the game, fools will simp anything with a vagina.

 

[Taharqa]

sweetkokaine143: vanilla queen lookn 4 her chocolate king

About
Smokes Occasionally with Big & Tall/BBW body type
City
Virginia beach, Virginia
Details
27 year old Female, 5' 2" (157cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian, Libra
Intent
sweetkokaine143 is looking for a relationship.
Education
High school
Personality
Tattooed/Pierced
Profession
cashier/cosmetology school

Spoiler

About Me
I am 25 originally from Maryland single mother to a 3 year old boy I love to hang out and watch movies drink a lil depending on the mood. I wanna eventually find that special one to settle down with. I love me a strong black man who is ambitious like me someone to motivate me as I will do the same I love tattoos I have 9 myself. I love kids even if they act like baybays mine does lol. My age preference is 23 to 33 so if u like what u see and read just get at me. I am a Libra so I won't get ugly unless I have too. A thick white girl or a Whooty is a black man's kryptonite/weakness wether he admits it or not lol

First Date
Just somebody I can be comfortable with. Dinner and a movie maybe go walk the beach. Have a few mixed drinks listen to music no club action not my kinda scene. Maybe a lounge type scenario.

The bottle of henny


I'm fukking done

 

[BlackMajik]

sweetkokaine143: vanilla queen lookn 4 her chocolate king

About
Smokes Occasionally with Big & Tall/BBW body type
City
Virginia beach, Virginia
Details
27 year old Female, 5' 2" (157cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian, Libra
Intent
sweetkokaine143 is looking for a relationship.
Education
High school
Personality
Tattooed/Pierced
Profession
cashier/cosmetology school

Spoiler

About Me
I am 25 originally from Maryland single mother to a 3 year old boy I love to hang out and watch movies drink a lil depending on the mood. I wanna eventually find that special one to settle down with. I love me a strong black man who is ambitious like me someone to motivate me as I will do the same I love tattoos I have 9 myself. I love kids even if they act like baybays mine does lol. My age preference is 23 to 33 so if u like what u see and read just get at me. I am a Libra so I won't get ugly unless I have too. A thick white girl or a Whooty is a black man's kryptonite/weakness wether he admits it or not lol

First Date
Just somebody I can be comfortable with. Dinner and a movie maybe go walk the beach. Have a few mixed drinks listen to music no club action not my kinda scene. Maybe a lounge type scenario.

See this is why I hate these c00n ass nikkas that love white whales

Got bytches like this thinking all black men like them

 

[feelosofer]

Her entitlement and delusion is vomit worthy, who the hell was simping her in the past???

Deep down inside you know who. It hurts but you know.

 

[skeetsinternal]

smutmeout: looking for fun right now in wash height
About
Non-Smoker with Prefer Not To Say body type
City
New york, New York
Details
28 year old Female, 5' 7" (170cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Hispanic, Aries
Intent
smutmeout isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment.
Education
High school
Personality
Daredevil
Profession
Xxx


I am Seeking a Man For Hang Out
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Prefer Not To Say
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? Socially
Hair Color Black Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Prefer Not To Say Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 3 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets No Pets



About Jocelyn
Me and my best friend are looking for a discreet guy to come by while we have the free crib serious messages only

Spoiler: Wait for it....

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

smutmeout: looking for fun right now in wash height
About
Non-Smoker with Prefer Not To Say body type
City
New york, New York
Details
28 year old Female, 5' 7" (170cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Hispanic, Aries
Intent
smutmeout isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment.
Education
High school
Personality
Daredevil
Profession
Xxx


I am Seeking a Man For Hang Out
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Prefer Not To Say
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? Socially
Hair Color Black Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Prefer Not To Say Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 3 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets No Pets



About Jocelyn
Me and my best friend are looking for a discreet guy to come by while we have the free crib serious messages only

Spoiler: Wait for it....

 

[At30wecashout]

This thread just mad me glad I sent out a couple resumes today. Gotta keep grinding so chicks like this don't exist in my world anymore.

This shyt is atrocious. Ran through folks having standards *after* being ran through a dozen different ways

Folks bodies falling apart like soggy bread and they have *standards*. Holy fukking shyt.

 

[Konnan]

FuKs_WiT_M3: Not lookin 4 sex
About
Smokes Often with Big & Tall/BBW body type
City
Portsmouth, Virginia
Details
26 year old Female, 5' 3" (160cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian, Aquarius
Intent
FuKs_WiT_M3 is looking for a relationship.
Education
High school
Personality
Homebody
Profession
Get it how i can!

Spoiler

About Brittany Marie
IF YOU DONT LIKE BIG GIRLS KEEP IT MOVING!! [ BYE!! ]

Lookin for someone to chill n hang out wit & see where it goes...someone REAL..

I do NOT like white guys..
I do NOT drive..
And i do NOT drink or club.. Not my scene at all..

I like to chill, smoke, watch movies, listen to music, hang out wit friends, go out to eat, cook, watever there is to do..

I have 9 tattoos and 9 piercings..
Piercings are: both sides of my bottom lip, tongue, nose, 2 on my left eyebrow, my nipples (yes they DEFINITELY did hurt), and cartliage on my right ear...

Im laid back, REAL, and cool as hell so you should **** wit me


WE GOTTA DO BETTER

What a fukking mess

 

[DontDoIt]

She needs to get those eyebrows on fleek. I cannot wait until law school. I have to move up because my gosh. I don't want to know these women exist anymore.

This thread just mad me glad I sent out a couple resumes today. Gotta keep grinding so chicks like this don't exist in my world anymore.

This shyt is atrocious. Ran through folks having standards *after* being ran through a dozen different ways

I most definitely agree. Cant wait to finish grad school so that I can move on to bigger and better things. Keep grinding. We deserve better.

 

[BlackMajik]

Spoiler: Wait for it....

 

[Taharqa]

Ima RedBone Sittin' On Her Throne

ayo @Killer Instinct I found you a perfect match, breh