Ridiculous POF profiles and the women who post them

[SeveroDrgnfli]

Yoo i swear i open this thread again and thought id go on OKCupid to see whatsup. This was one of the first profiles I saw when i signed in

drowns / 24 / | OkCupid

My self-summary
I'm american.emoji and I'm 23 and I'm in class and I have nothing else to do but this. I like art music fashun whatevr
What I’m doing with my life
I go to film school which I am inevitably getting into a lot of debt for which will lead me to a path of either immense joy or into the arms of a sugar daddy which might also lead to immense joy, because material riches.
I’m really good at
Being sad, pissing off men and white people, the occasional non black person, being loud. Sleeping. Shaking uncontrollably at possibly any and every uncomfortable encounter,
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't read much unless we count FANFICTION. I love a lot of movies (I run a defunct film/media blog I started 4 film school apps that I need to pick back up) My favorite show is Dr. Phil.

Sleigh Bells, the Kills, Brand New, Fall Out Boy, Manchester Orchestra, the Strokes, Grizzly Bear, Interpol, 4MINUTE (occasionally some k-pops), Earl Sweatshirt, Banks, Kanye West, St. Vincent like a lot of shyt except imma be that bytch thats like not country cos im racist. POP PUNK 4 LYFE.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Feminism. Antiblackness, misogyny, yada yada--ways to end that. Sleeping. Not working. What I'm going to do with my life. Death in a not creepy way just like, the afterlife I guess. Memes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Tryna find wifi wherever I be @@@@@
You should message me if
friends would be great because i'd love some cool super super roll deep feminist radical friends (not terfs, u no). exxxxtra great if qtblack/poc. so If you want a friend who is tall and likes art and intersectional feminism/womanism (a lotttttt) and stuff.

if u have a dog

also : IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE a penis-owner and you're not gonna start off a message with a variation of the following: let's fukk, [sexual sentence when IDK U and ur stroke game is probs weak], etc

you don't actually hate women, or fat black women, etc. Which is a low standard. Very low.

Spoiler: Pictures

I dont know whether this is black excellence or if this bytch is bat shyt crazy

This is why I stopped using OKC. Why did I meet too many nerdy, artsy, indie, black chicks who were borderline racists again their own race. That's when I decided to find my dates in reality again and I stay away from gamer and anime girls.

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

Sleigh Bells, the Kills, Brand New, Fall Out Boy, Manchester Orchestra, the Strokes, Grizzly Bear, Interpol, 4MINUTE (occasionally some k-pops), Earl Sweatshirt, Banks, Kanye West, St. Vincent like a lot of shyt except imma be that bytch thats like not country cos im racist. POP PUNK 4 LYFE.

All the bands she listed, omg, lmao. She's trying so hard to be artsy it's disgusting. Notice how she only mentioned white friendly rappers like Earl Sweatshirt and Yeezy. Because those black men are embraced by crackers on who identify as artsty. I'm embarrassed she likes Jesse Lacey. She listens to K Pop. Does she speak Korean? Has she heard of Lauryn Hill or Keisha Cole? She didn't even pick rock bands fronted by black people or ones that speak on black issues. I hate her so much. I might have to message her to tell her she's a piece of shyt.

 

[hatechall]

Spoiler: Pictures

I dont know whether this is black excellence or if this bytch is bat shyt crazy

She's not so bad. Just a bit heavy.

 

[agnosticlady]

Y'all need to burn in hell

 

[agnosticlady]

I didn't notice her breast....I notice her teeth Where is her teeth?

mrsprissy76: If yhu knew meh, yhu kld only love meh!

Grown adults with bad grammar

Up close Face pic queen

Spoiler: Full frame pic

This has to be two different people

You've GOT to be kidding me..

SOmebody has to be trollin POF..

Tweety8786 Slamming bones, Chilling with my kids, Reading

I am Seeking a Man For Friends
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially
Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single
Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets
Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? No
Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 7 years
How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious

One of you niccas got jokes...

Yeah that shyt is ridiculous...

It's always chicks who themselves isn't educated, in shape, have a decent job always expecting the dude to have everything....

It's like bytch u got 3 kids and u sell watches and u think I want you

I can't even laugh at this This woman is mentally challenged and has been ran through.




selling watches.

 

[Maddmike]

I havent pissed on anyone yet. Theres variations of the piss game im into. The vids i made - i was solo.

Plus. Im not sure if youre nto a bbw pissing on you.... >_>

I am

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

I am

 

[thatdude954]

I havent pissed on anyone yet. Theres variations of the piss game im into. The vids i made - i was solo.

Plus. Im not sure if youre nto a bbw pissing on you.... >_>

 

[SirReginald]

FuKs_WiT_M3: Not lookin 4 sex
About
Smokes Often with Big & Tall/BBW body type
City
Portsmouth, Virginia
Details
26 year old Female, 5' 3" (160cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian, Aquarius
Intent
FuKs_WiT_M3 is looking for a relationship.
Education
High school
Personality
Homebody
Profession
Get it how i can!

Spoiler

About Brittany Marie
IF YOU DONT LIKE BIG GIRLS KEEP IT MOVING!! [ BYE!! ]

Lookin for someone to chill n hang out wit & see where it goes...someone REAL..

I do NOT like white guys..
I do NOT drive..
And i do NOT drink or club.. Not my scene at all..

I like to chill, smoke, watch movies, listen to music, hang out wit friends, go out to eat, cook, watever there is to do..

I have 9 tattoos and 9 piercings..
Piercings are: both sides of my bottom lip, tongue, nose, 2 on my left eyebrow, my nipples (yes they DEFINITELY did hurt), and cartliage on my right ear...

Im laid back, REAL, and cool as hell so you should **** wit me


WE GOTTA DO BETTER

 

[skeetsinternal]

FuKs_WiT_M3: Not lookin 4 sex
About
Smokes Often with Big & Tall/BBW body type
City
Portsmouth, Virginia
Details
26 year old Female, 5' 3" (160cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian, Aquarius
Intent
FuKs_WiT_M3 is looking for a relationship.
Education
High school
Personality
Homebody
Profession
Get it how i can!

Spoiler

About Brittany Marie
IF YOU DONT LIKE BIG GIRLS KEEP IT MOVING!! [ BYE!! ]

Lookin for someone to chill n hang out wit & see where it goes...someone REAL..

I do NOT like white guys..
I do NOT drive..
And i do NOT drink or club.. Not my scene at all..

I like to chill, smoke, watch movies, listen to music, hang out wit friends, go out to eat, cook, watever there is to do..

I have 9 tattoos and 9 piercings..
Piercings are: both sides of my bottom lip, tongue, nose, 2 on my left eyebrow, my nipples (yes they DEFINITELY did hurt), and cartliage on my right ear...

Im laid back, REAL, and cool as hell so you should **** wit me


WE GOTTA DO BETTER

I guarantee her p*ssy and mouth is a petridish of black male semen and sperm cells

 

[XII]

This should not exist

I don't even want to make jokes about it

It just shouldn't exist

 

[FeloniousMonk]

Looks like a tranny

And

Bytch shoulda made those stretchmarks into flames.
__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________Just all kind of redflags with this one.

Siennaluv98: Kik Siennaluv98
About
Non-Smoker with Thin body type
City
San ramon, California
Details
36 year old Female, 5' 1" (155cm), Baptist
Ethnicity
Black, Capricorn
Intent
Siennaluv98 isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment.
Education
Bachelors Degree
Personality
Adventurer
Profession
IT Project Manager


I am Seeking a Man For Hang Out
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Not Single/Not Looking Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Black Eye Color Grey
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets Dog Second Language Spanish


Interests

• Music
• Fun
• Martial Arts
• Cheesy kungfu movies
• Writing
• Dancing I love all Philly sports
• Im a season ticket holder

About Me
***PLEASE READ*** I do not date within my race it is just a preference and what I'm attracted to.(starts off with self hate ) No disrespect just being honest. So pease don't chatise me for it..its what I like plain and simple. Also I just moved to California for work from South Jersey. So I'm extremely new and lost to the area.

I love life and the finer things. If you cant spoil me then roll on please. I am extremely giving and laid back. I work for EVERYTHING I have so no I do not need you to pay my bills. I just appreciate company. AND I AM NOT SOME PORN STAR SO DONT COME AT ME WITH SEND ME NUDES. I am not in a position to be serious right now with anyone(bu bu bu but you want a dude to spoil you. ). I listen to all types of music and being spontaneous. Im a huge foodie. I love silly movies and especially dancing!!!Anything else just ask!

First Date
Anything that involves a beach, food, dancing or plain coffee.

 

[SirReginald]

syscolove: Peace, Love, and Happiness
About
Smokes Often with A Few Extra Pounds body type
City
Moyock, North Carolina
Details
22 year old Female, 5' 7" (170cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Mixed Race, Pisces
Intent
syscolove is looking for a relationship.
Education
High school
Personality
Hippie
Profession
none

Spoiler

I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test View her relationship needs Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Black Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? No Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 1 year How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Pets Dog Second Language Other


Interests

• Music
• Dogs
• Walking
• Bike rides
• Singing
• Partying
• Juggalos

About Erika
I'm 22 years old. Ive been single for 2 years now and I'm lookin for a sweet down to earth man who also has a bad boy side. I need a man who will love me for me and will treat me right. I'm very open to talk about anything. Just hit me up. ??


My Take: May G-d help us. This is why I STOPPED online dating.

 

[SirReginald]

sweetkokaine143: vanilla queen lookn 4 her chocolate king

About
Smokes Occasionally with Big & Tall/BBW body type
City
Virginia beach, Virginia
Details
27 year old Female, 5' 2" (157cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian, Libra
Intent
sweetkokaine143 is looking for a relationship.
Education
High school
Personality
Tattooed/Pierced
Profession
cashier/cosmetology school

Spoiler

About Me
I am 25 originally from Maryland single mother to a 3 year old boy I love to hang out and watch movies drink a lil depending on the mood. I wanna eventually find that special one to settle down with. I love me a strong black man who is ambitious like me someone to motivate me as I will do the same I love tattoos I have 9 myself. I love kids even if they act like baybays mine does lol. My age preference is 23 to 33 so if u like what u see and read just get at me. I am a Libra so I won't get ugly unless I have too. A thick white girl or a Whooty is a black man's kryptonite/weakness wether he admits it or not lol

First Date
Just somebody I can be comfortable with. Dinner and a movie maybe go walk the beach. Have a few mixed drinks listen to music no club action not my kinda scene. Maybe a lounge type scenario.

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

This is why I stopped using OKC. Why did I meet too many nerdy, artsy, indie, black chicks who were borderline racists again their own race. That's when I decided to find my dates in reality again and I stay away from gamer and anime girls.

Not too many sugar daddies would want her.