Ridiculous POF profiles and the women who post them

[DrX]

Pof

@WHIPPEDCream see what I was talking about

 

[BlackMajik]

marylea417: looking for someone worth my time

About Non-Smoker with Big & Tall/BBW body type

Details 31 year old Female, 5' 6" (168cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity Caucasian, Aries
Intent marylea417 wants to find someone to marry.
Education High school
Personality Tattooed/Pierced
Profession laundry mat attendant

I am a 31 year single bbw mommy of 4 kids. 3 girls and 1 boy
I listen to all different kinds of music. I like chick flick movies and horror movies when I have someone to cuddle with
I like to go for walks on the beach and watch the sunset.
Love to stay in and watch movies and cuddle.
I have my kids most of the time so you must like kids.
I have 2 dogs so must be able to tolerate animals.
I dont drive so you would have to come to me.
If you are not serious and can not make
time for me every week then dont waste yours and my time by messaging me.
IF YOU ARE NOT LOOKING FOR A REAL HONEST RELATIONSHIP DO NOT MESSAGE ME!!
I DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH STRANGERS AND I DO NOT HAVE SEX UNLESS IM IN
A COMMITED RELATIONSHIP

This manatee is a a dusty nikka's dream girl

 

[shutterguy]

This manatee is a a dusty nikka's dream girl

this never fails to deliver

 

[leleyoung]

Why is she trying to date and get her back blown out while she's carrying another mans seed?

you crazy...

 

[shutterguy]

SugarCandiiKizzes: I am only here to find this cheating ass
About
Non-Smoker with A Few Extra Pounds body type
City
Bartlett, Tennessee
Details
29 year old Female, 5' 5" (165cm), Baptist
Ethnicity
Caucasian, Gemini
Intent
SugarCandiiKizzes isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment.
Education
Associates Degree
Personality
Free Thinker
Profession
I make Money

About Me
I only made this page to find my cheating ass boyfriend, and have proof to prove to him that I dont play games.

her face and her wig tho... The LEAST she can do is make it look semi-realistic!

The myspace angles got to stop.

The spelling is just...I can't fukking even.

and I put because that's the coli tradition

1st pic had me like naw
Then the 2nd she wit make up
Then of course saw that bowling ball stomach & know someone like my homie eat all her chips n smash

Few extra pounds, eh?
She has the physique and posture of a silverback gorilla.

Bytch stomach lookin like the NYE Ball in Times Square

Umm..no caption needed

I can't even sit up straight at work, fukking slumped over my desk in tears!!! Ya'll is way too much!! Fukkery overload and I only went through like 2 pages

Ya'll responses

 

[Konnan]

marylea417: looking for someone worth my time

About Non-Smoker with Big & Tall/BBW body type

Details 31 year old Female, 5' 6" (168cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity Caucasian, Aries
Intent marylea417 wants to find someone to marry.
Education High school
Personality Tattooed/Pierced
Profession laundry mat attendant

I am a 31 year single bbw mommy of 4 kids. 3 girls and 1 boy
I listen to all different kinds of music. I like chick flick movies and horror movies when I have someone to cuddle with
I like to go for walks on the beach and watch the sunset.
Love to stay in and watch movies and cuddle.
I have my kids most of the time so you must like kids.
I have 2 dogs so must be able to tolerate animals.
I dont drive so you would have to come to me.
If you are not serious and can not make
time for me every week then dont waste yours and my time by messaging me.
IF YOU ARE NOT LOOKING FOR A REAL HONEST RELATIONSHIP DO NOT MESSAGE ME!!
I DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH STRANGERS AND I DO NOT HAVE SEX UNLESS IM IN
A COMMITED RELATIONSHIP

Why she look like Droopy?

 

[Canon]

the most ridiculous profile i saw was some fat pig with like 6 kids who had a baby the week before with absurd standards. god i wish i screen shotted that fat bytch.

i closed my profile that night lol

 

[shutterguy]

MzMowett: Don't ask me what my lips do

About Smokes Often with Big & Tall/BBW body type
City Kansas city, Kansas
Details 30 year old Female, 5' 7" (170cm), Christian - other
Ethnicity Black, Cancer
Intent MzMowett isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment.
Education High school
Personality Diva
Profession Nursing
I am Seeking a Man For Friends
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially
Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Divorced (Somebody said fukk this shyt )
Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Black
Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes
Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 4 years
How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious (the local gym is waiting)
Pets No Pets
Second Language Arabic

About Me
I just wanna be successful! I have no children therefore I don't play with nobody kids... So miss we with the childish bull$hit!!

First Date
I will leave that up to you.... I'm not a difficult person I like the simple things in life... (translation, there better be food involved)

Them ratchet ass chains

 

[J Money]

Yoo i swear i open this thread again and thought id go on OKCupid to see whatsup. This was one of the first profiles I saw when i signed in

drowns / 24 / | OkCupid

My self-summary
I'm american.emoji and I'm 23 and I'm in class and I have nothing else to do but this. I like art music fashun whatevr
What I’m doing with my life
I go to film school which I am inevitably getting into a lot of debt for which will lead me to a path of either immense joy or into the arms of a sugar daddy which might also lead to immense joy, because material riches.
I’m really good at
Being sad, pissing off men and white people, the occasional non black person, being loud. Sleeping. Shaking uncontrollably at possibly any and every uncomfortable encounter,
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't read much unless we count FANFICTION. I love a lot of movies (I run a defunct film/media blog I started 4 film school apps that I need to pick back up) My favorite show is Dr. Phil.

Sleigh Bells, the Kills, Brand New, Fall Out Boy, Manchester Orchestra, the Strokes, Grizzly Bear, Interpol, 4MINUTE (occasionally some k-pops), Earl Sweatshirt, Banks, Kanye West, St. Vincent like a lot of shyt except imma be that bytch thats like not country cos im racist. POP PUNK 4 LYFE.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Feminism. Antiblackness, misogyny, yada yada--ways to end that. Sleeping. Not working. What I'm going to do with my life. Death in a not creepy way just like, the afterlife I guess. Memes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Tryna find wifi wherever I be @@@@@
You should message me if
friends would be great because i'd love some cool super super roll deep feminist radical friends (not terfs, u no). exxxxtra great if qtblack/poc. so If you want a friend who is tall and likes art and intersectional feminism/womanism (a lotttttt) and stuff.

if u have a dog

also : IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE a penis-owner and you're not gonna start off a message with a variation of the following: let's fukk, [sexual sentence when IDK U and ur stroke game is probs weak], etc

you don't actually hate women, or fat black women, etc. Which is a low standard. Very low.

Spoiler: Pictures

I dont know whether this is black excellence or if this bytch is bat shyt crazy

 

[WHIPPEDCream]

Pof

@WHIPPEDCream see what I was talking about

I found it useful.

 

[NicoleNecole]

Yoo i swear i open this thread again and thought id go on OKCupid to see whatsup. This was one of the first profiles I saw when i signed in

drowns / 24 / | OkCupid

My self-summary
I'm american.emoji and I'm 23 and I'm in class and I have nothing else to do but this. I like art music fashun whatevr
What I’m doing with my life
I go to film school which I am inevitably getting into a lot of debt for which will lead me to a path of either immense joy or into the arms of a sugar daddy which might also lead to immense joy, because material riches.
I’m really good at
Being sad, pissing off men and white people, the occasional non black person, being loud. Sleeping. Shaking uncontrollably at possibly any and every uncomfortable encounter,
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't read much unless we count FANFICTION. I love a lot of movies (I run a defunct film/media blog I started 4 film school apps that I need to pick back up) My favorite show is Dr. Phil.

Sleigh Bells, the Kills, Brand New, Fall Out Boy, Manchester Orchestra, the Strokes, Grizzly Bear, Interpol, 4MINUTE (occasionally some k-pops), Earl Sweatshirt, Banks, Kanye West, St. Vincent like a lot of shyt except imma be that bytch thats like not country cos im racist. POP PUNK 4 LYFE.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Feminism. Antiblackness, misogyny, yada yada--ways to end that. Sleeping. Not working. What I'm going to do with my life. Death in a not creepy way just like, the afterlife I guess. Memes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Tryna find wifi wherever I be @@@@@
You should message me if
friends would be great because i'd love some cool super super roll deep feminist radical friends (not terfs, u no). exxxxtra great if qtblack/poc. so If you want a friend who is tall and likes art and intersectional feminism/womanism (a lotttttt) and stuff.

if u have a dog

also : IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE a penis-owner and you're not gonna start off a message with a variation of the following: let's fukk, [sexual sentence when IDK U and ur stroke game is probs weak], etc

you don't actually hate women, or fat black women, etc. Which is a low standard. Very low.

Spoiler: Pictures

I dont know whether this is black excellence or if this bytch is bat shyt crazy

It seems like she is trying hard to be edgy or something.

 

[HeavyTheDon]

Them ratchet ass chains

 

[Mastamimd]

It seems like she is trying hard to be edgy or something.

What I got. Used to be a pseudo scenester and she seems like shed trying too hard to be out there. Like the hel

 

[O.G.B]

YalizsaB New Britain Connecticut singles,New Britain Connecticut women


230 never look so good

No lie breh, but this is a sexy ass BBW!

 

[Orange cream shake]

This thread is straight comedy