Ridiculous POF profiles and the women who post them

[Taharqa]

I'm on craiglist now

Ready 4 A Family

Me
Pretty Black female
21
5'7
DDF
Christian (not a bible thumper)
Don't smoke nor do drugs
1 Amazing child
Open minded, sweet, & optimistic
I'm a liberal when it comes to politics and believes everyone should live their lives however it makes them happy (as long as it's legal and doesn't affect me) lol
Seeking a LTR w/Marriage & Babies in the near future (with the right guy of course)


Him
Single Caucasian Male
Taller than 5'9
Attractive (to me) ;-)
Job
Sweet, loving, open minded & thoughtful
Age 27-38
DDF
Don't smoke nor do drugs
Independent
Own vehicle and place to live
Financially stable (can support a family)
Wanting a LTR with kids/Marriage in future.
Christian (not a bible thumper)

Closing note( I don't like dominant men or doms. I like chill guys that go with the flow and don't believe in gender roles).

 

[Taharqa]

looking for him




Hello.
I am a 27 beautiful plus size woman looking for her Mr Right. I am out going and funny am smart and mixed 7 tattoos . I like out going and funny guy's . I want a long term relationship.
In the subject line put favorite food.
I like Hispanic Men
And Black Men. Tattoos turn on MUST SEND PICTURES TO GET A RESPONSE. AGES 18-34 ONLY!!!!

Spoiler

MIX WITH WHAT HALF WHITE AND TROLL?

 

[Cabbage Patch]

She no doubt a thottie
Owner: Gold Hand, Pink Brush's Instagram feed

Owner Of "Changing Faces" @pink_pity Instagram profile - Pikore

That last link shows shes a makeup artist, she engages in a lot of sorcery.

 

[Taharqa]

ready

I am 35Blk female divorced single mom of 2. I know the title seems suprising but it is true. I am looking for a show guy who is ready to have a family. I am a educated woman, healthy, do not smoke or drink. I am looking for someone who is financialy stable and willing to get a house with me in cypress or Katy. being family oriented is a must. I would like to be a stay at home mom. I am at all means not lazy. I will run my home business and take care of the kids. I will please my man in all ways. you will always have a home cooked meal every day. there is no reason for a woman to not be able to Care for a family, cook, clean and still look presentable. I am looking for a interracial relationship. you should be loving, beleive (educated huh) in God, generous, do not have any habbits or and stds. please no mental or criminal issues. I am looking for long term and a man who will treat my kids as his own.

 

[VegasCAC]

looking for him




Hello.
I am a 27 beautiful plus size woman looking for her Mr Right. I am out going and funny am smart and mixed 7 tattoos . I like out going and funny guy's . I want a long term relationship.
In the subject line put favorite food.
I like Hispanic Men
And Black Men. Tattoos turn on MUST SEND PICTURES TO GET A RESPONSE. AGES 18-34 ONLY!!!!

Spoiler

MIX WITH WHAT HALF WHITE AND TROLL?

Dear Lord have mercy

 

[agnosticlady]

My self-summary
Hi my name is bria I'm 21 and I'm looking for a serious relationship.... I'm into interracial dating obviously ... I'm not here for hookups so please do not message me if that's what you're looking for.... I'm strictly looking for someone who is ready to settle down not saying we will be together but that just needs to be you intention not just a hit and run cause that will get you no where... I will not have sex with anyone anymore unless we are in a relationship I feel that if I'm giving it up it will be to one person sorry I'm not a whore or wish to be one... And for the guys that's "just getting out a relationship" and "just wanna hookup" I'm not the right girl... And no I'm not into fwb so I hope this made things clear I'm not looking to waste my time or yours

What I’m doing with my life
Living it .. Duh lol

I’m really good at
I'm a Jack of all trades

The first things people usually notice about me
I'm quiet but not to be messed with... I guess it's the energy I give off

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movie... selena... titanic.... Jack n jill

The six things I could never do without
Bubble baths
My phone
My mom
My sisters
My earphones
Love

I spend a lot of time thinking about
A family... I find myself day dreaming about the perfect life

On a typical Friday night I am
At home watching my favorite shows or a movie just chilling

Spoiler

People like what they like, but black women who post stuff like that need to be careful, because they make themselves very easy targets for weird non black men looking to fulfill some sick fetish. What is even more sad is that some do not mind being seen as a fetish as long as they get to be with a non black man. Of course black men should be careful too, because they can be set up and put into some real danger.

 

[agnosticlady]

ready

I am 35Blk female divorced single mom of 2. I know the title seems suprising but it is true. I am looking for a show guy who is ready to have a family. I am a educated woman, healthy, do not smoke or drink. I am looking for someone who is financialy stable and willing to get a house with me in cypress or Katy. being family oriented is a must. I would like to be a stay at home mom. I am at all means not lazy. I will run my home business and take care of the kids. I will please my man in all ways. you will always have a home cooked meal every day. there is no reason for a woman to not be able to Care for a family, cook, clean and still look presentable. I am looking for a interracial relationship. you should be loving, beleive (educated huh) in God, generous, do not have any habbits or and stds. please no mental or criminal issues. I am looking for long term and a man who will treat my kids as his own.

All jokes aside this has L's all around it......SMH

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

Being on Tinder shown me that it just the loser hoes who are going through these mental lapses. I've connected with a med student and a practicing attorney.

 

[skeetsinternal]

Foreverra2: Real Men ... No Games Please
About
Non-Smoker with Big & Tall/BBW body type
City
Passaic, New Jersey
Details
30 year old Female, 5' 8" (173cm), Baptist
Ethnicity
Mixed Race, Cancer
Intent
Foreverra2 is looking for a relationship.
Education
High school
Personality
Diva
Profession
Business Owner/Model

Spoiler

POF notification on her phone shows me how thirsty dudes can be lol. :smh

 

[iBrowse]

Anytime I need to focus and get my mind off of sex I just come to this thread, get all and then get back to work.

Thanks skeets

 

[FakeNews]

Someone is trolling right? Posting a booty pic and screenshots of convos with ppl on pof

nsfw maybe

Spoiler

I love writing qnd singing music but making monry is ine of my top priorities i also like to dance so i strip

 

[agnosticlady]

Foreverra2: Real Men ... No Games Please
About
Non-Smoker with Big & Tall/BBW body type
City
Passaic, New Jersey
Details
30 year old Female, 5' 8" (173cm), Baptist
Ethnicity
Mixed Race, Cancer
Intent
Foreverra2 is looking for a relationship.
Education
High school
Personality
Diva
Profession
Business Owner/Model

Spoiler

POF notification on her phone shows me how thirsty dudes can be lol. :smh

You a straight trip Skeets LMAO

 

[General Mills]

Someone is trolling right? Posting a booty pic and screenshots of convos with ppl on pof

nsfw maybe

Spoiler

I love writing qnd singing music but making monry is ine of my top priorities i also like to dance so i strip

Hoh!!!!

 

[iBrowse]

You a straight trip Skeets LMAO

She clearly has Indian in her

 

[Bless't]

POF...

The gift that keeps on giving.