Essential Random Gym Thoughts Revisited...

[Son Goku]

Lil teenage Creh passed tf out.


Thought someone dropped a 45 turned around and he on the floor, had to to hold him up and hand started to convulse / having a light seizure ambulance here now but got damn I’m holding this Creh and this muscle steroid bytch had the audacity to say get him some protein

Why were you holding dude up? You a better human being than me.
If it ain't a cute brawd, I'm going back to lifting. This #POWDA ain't finna last forever.

 

[Son Goku]

First off… I’m glad Creh ok…

Creh legit looked like he was making a snow man… I thought he was playin cuz he young and they fukk around a lot..

He get up sit down on the bench I’m standing near him then he starts falling out again … I catch him heads starts shaking his hand starts flexing like a football player having a concussion….



This fukking bytch man…. Not call the ambulance or fluids this bytch said a fukking protein bar. Never hit the faster in my life

Maybe he was a diabetic (or she thought he might be) and she thought he needed to get his blood sugar up?


Idk Imma reserve judgement until I see pics of said muscle steroid bytch.

 

[WesCrook]

That first workout after getting over a sickness

 

[Son Goku]

That first workout after getting over a sickness

Unless it's rona you midas well keep going.


I was working out with a head cold just last week.

 

[WesCrook]

Unless it's rona you midas well keep going.


I was working out with a head cold just last week.

I toughed it out Sunday. This will be day 3 (consecutive).

The cardio portion was the toughest.

 

[The God Poster]

Refuse to stretch brehs

Patellar tendinitis is a mf. Let’s hope I don’t fukk my self up later

 

[Black Excellence]

1.

Girl: You have 2 sets left? (I was on the dip machine)

Me: Nah but you can just jump in

Girl: You said you’re finishing?

Me: I said you can just jump in

Girl: *looks confused*

Me: *goes back to working out*



2. It blows my mind how many people on treadmills hold on to the bar, especially when they go incline.

I really be looking at these people next to me like you poor fools gonna be doing this shyt for a whole year before you see a difference

fukk em I ain’t saying shyt

 

[patscorpio]

do y’all like working out with people i find that shyt highly annoying besides bro that pmo to calisthenics

we all have our own goals why am i following your routines and talking so much about nothing in between sets. i especially don’t like getting deeply lectured about gym science while in the gym it feels corny idk im bigger than you. no disrespect i just feel obligated to not be a dikk to regulars

i move quick im not trying to be tied down to anyone’s time there but my own

Nope...I rarely do it

 

[Serious]

Refuse to stretch brehs

Patellar tendinitis is a mf. Let’s hope I don’t fukk my self up later

I stretch hours after the gym while I’m watching tv

 

[Serious]

do y’all like working out with people i find that shyt highly annoying besides bro that pmo to calisthenics

we all have our own goals why am i following your routines and talking so much about nothing in between sets. i especially don’t like getting deeply lectured about gym science while in the gym it feels corny idk im bigger than you. no disrespect i just feel obligated to not be a dikk to regulars

i move quick im not trying to be tied down to anyone’s time there but my own

Yeah I’ve always hated working out with others.

In theory that shyt seems cool but the reality is, working out with someone slows me down and kills my rhythm because I have a certain pacing that I move by.

Plus I’m not trying deviate from my routine.

I do what I do, because it works. I’m not switching up just because….

 

[The Villain]

do y’all like working out with people i find that shyt highly annoying besides bro that pmo to calisthenics

we all have our own goals why am i following your routines and talking so much about nothing in between sets. i especially don’t like getting deeply lectured about gym science while in the gym it feels corny idk im bigger than you. no disrespect i just feel obligated to not be a dikk to regulars

i move quick im not trying to be tied down to anyone’s time there but my own

Yeah I prefer it actually but I fw the people at my gym hard. Even on my off days I'll go up there on my lunch break to chop it up w/ the staff and whoever is lifting.

And it's pretty easy to tell the days that people aint really w/ it. Like when I pull up w/ my headphones they know I'm keeping to myself that day, to leave me alone and let me work on whatever I'm trying to focus on. Pretty much everybody there is training specifically for a meet or a show so it's a more dedicated crowd than your average gym.

 

[Serious]

Yeah I prefer it actually but I fw the people at my gym hard. Even on my off days I'll go up there on my lunch break

 

[peppe]

Man this been the latest craze at the gym like whats the point

 

[Son Goku]

Man this been the latest craze at the gym like whats the point

Not in Harlem it's not.

Also, why y'all dudes like wearing Daisy Dukes so much? #LongShortsNoShirtsCrew

 

[Swirv]

Man this been the latest craze at the gym like whats the point

Never seen this before. Is this a gay trend?