Essential Random Gym Thoughts Revisited...
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Some really weird shyt happened in the gym this morning...
I can't run. shytty achilles. Bad knee. All fukked up, compliments of the United States Marine Corp
So instead of treadmill, I use the elliptical sometimes. Theres like 15 of these machines. I'm on one end and this woman is on the other end with no one between us. About 10 minutes, she gets in the machine directly to the left of me and starts smiling.
I smile back and next thing you know, we're having a full conversation. We finished the workout. I got her number and we make plans to meet up and see Ant-Man later tonight.
She wasn't all that cute. Very homely look to her. Body was on point. Petite. Slim waist. She had them tight workout cheeks, which I absolutely love.
I can't run. shytty achilles. Bad knee. All fukked up, compliments of the United States Marine Corp
So instead of treadmill, I use the elliptical sometimes. Theres like 15 of these machines. I'm on one end and this woman is on the other end with no one between us. About 10 minutes, she gets in the machine directly to the left of me and starts smiling.
I smile back and next thing you know, we're having a full conversation. We finished the workout. I got her number and we make plans to meet up and see Ant-Man later tonight. She wasn't all that cute. Very homely look to her. Body was on point. Petite. Slim waist. She had them tight workout cheeks, which I absolutely love.
Pacni99a12
All Star
Whats up with people asking me if I'm using a machine like two machines distance away from one they already see me on? 
shyts not even close
shyts not even close
The God Poster
LWO representa
You a real oneSpotted a breh on bench. He was in his sticking point for a good 5 seconds while I was like“you got this I ain’t helping”
Breh hit it got up dappeed me up called me an a$$hole then said thanks
Bunchy Carter
I'll Take The Money Over The Honey
Whats up with people asking me if I'm using a machine like two machines distance away from one they already see me on?
Because your not making any gains
Son Goku
Great Sage Equalling Heaven
Naw, motherfukkers do that to me too.
I can be like 20 ft away from something and folks will still ask even when there’s nothing saving the spot.
Then I can have a whole locker full of stuff by a rack and folks will move in like they didn’t just trip over my shyt instead of taking another empty one.
Lil teenage Creh passed tf out.Thought someone dropped a 45 turned around and he on the floor, had to to hold him up and hand started to convulse / having a light seizure ambulance here now but got damn I’m holding this Creh and this muscle steroid bytch had the audacity to say get him some protein
TF
Thought someone dropped a 45 turned around and he on the floor, had to to hold him up and hand started to convulse / having a light seizure ambulance here now but got damn I’m holding this Creh and this muscle steroid bytch had the audacity to say get him some protein
First off… I’m glad Creh ok…
Creh legit looked like he was making a snow man… I thought he was playin cuz he young and they fukk around a lot..
He get up sit down on the bench I’m standing near him then he starts falling out again … I catch him heads starts shaking his hand starts flexing like a football player having a concussion….
This fukking bytch man…. Not call the ambulance or fluids this bytch said a fukking protein bar. Never hit the
faster in my life
Sleepy Floyd
Superstar
Son Goku
Great Sage Equalling Heaven
CorrectWomen like nice butts on men
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The disconnect is when you clearly weren’t doing anything close to leg day before.