Essential Random Gym Thoughts Revisited...

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Woke up too late to hit the gym before work. Was able to get a cardio session in at work tho. All I’ve had is a slice of pizza, protein shakes and Celsius green tea energy drinks

:takedat: Tomorrow is push day
 

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Woke up too late to hit the gym before work. Was able to get a cardio session in at work tho. All I’ve had is a slice of pizza, protein shakes and Celsius green tea energy drinks

:takedat: Tomorrow is push day

:francis:


I slept like shyt last night so I took a 4 or 5 hour nap when I got off work. Chakra chambers are at maximum, word to dilithium, Captain. :ahh:
I'm mad Imma only lift once today. :wow:


Even prepared today's #Powda® with some extra intraworkout. :noah:
 

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Friday Gym fukkery! :banderas:


1) Spicy cacette (least 275 on the scales) was working out with her in-shape spicy homegirl. Both were wearing yoga pants. :gag:

(The whole time I'm thinking it's some coli brehs saying there's some good p*ssy under her two guts. :wow:)


2) Scrawny middle-aged creh was ¼-squatting 135 for reps (with clips on) over in one of the little racks with no safeties. Later on I see he's added a 10 on each side. :usure:


3) Clueless spicy cacette couldn't figure out how to lock the lap pad on the "glute trainer" machine. Goes over to the cable workout chart on the wall and can't figure it out since it's not a cable machine.:mjlol:

She sees a DYEL creh nearby and asks him. He :cape: but doesn't know since he doesn't actually lift. He waits til I turn back around and then asks me with a :mjgrin: look on his face. She asks me after he does.

I've never looked at the machine but instantly figure out her problem and show her so I can get on with my workout.


4) Overweight hispanic dude and his barrel-shaped Latinx queen did a 30 minute cable workout.

Before leaving they take gym selfies cheesin in front of the mirror of the Steve Smiff machine, which they didn't even use. :skip:

Take pics in the gym to post on the gram when both you and your girl clearly don't workout and are both at least 50 pounds too heavy, brehs. :stopitslime:
 
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Friday Gym fukkery! :banderas:


1) Spicy cacette (least 275 on the scales) was working out with her in-shape spicy homegirl. Both were wearing yoga pants. :gag:

(The whole time I'm thinking it's some coli brehs saying there's some good p*ssy under her two guts. :wow:)


2) Scrawny middle-aged creh was ¼-squatting 135 for reps (with clips on) over in one of the little racks with no safeties. Later on I see he's added a 10 on each side. :usure:


3) Clueless spicy cacette couldn't figure out how to lock the lap pad on the "glute trainer" machine. Goes over to the cable workout chart on the wall and can't figure it out since it's not a cable machine.:mjlol:

She sees a DYEL creh nearby and asks him. He :cape: but doesn't know since he doesn't actually lift. He waits til I turn back around and then asks me with a :mjgrin: look on his face. She asks me after he does.

I've never looked at the machine but instantly figure out her problem and show her so I can get on with my workout.


4) Overweight hispanic dude and his barrel-shaped Latinx queen did a 30 minute cable workout.

Before leaving they take gym selfies cheesin in front of the mirror of the Steve Smiff machine, which they didn't even use. :skip:

Take pics in the gym to post on the gram when both you and your girl clearly don't workout and are both at least 50 pounds too heavy, brehs. :stopitslime:



This ain't your regular gym you go to is it? cause all them stories are straight out of a Planet Fitness bizarro world....I wouldn't expect you to be in a regular commercial gym.......

Just finished reading 5/3/1 Forever.....good lookin on hippin me to that.......these BBB - FSL/Widowmakers sesh's are gonna be fire....
 

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This ain't your regular gym you go to is it? cause all them stories are straight out of a Planet Fitness bizarro world....I wouldn't expect you to be in a regular commercial gym.......

Just finished reading 5/3/1 Forever.....good lookin on hippin me to that.......these BBB - FSL/Widowmakers sesh's are gonna be fire....

No, I'm OT right now (this is a random Anytime Fitness down the street). :picard:


And you're better than me. BBB is one thing but Widowmakers are :whoa: status.
 

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Did a rare Friday workout..only because tuesday I'm taking a gym day off to catch an advanced screening of candyman..might as well get an extra day of lifting to make it up...I had another person go ahead and introduce herself to me. She stopped her workout just to get my attention..I was the most consistent person of color she had seen in the gym (she was also a person of color) and she wanted to know more about me. Chatted me up for like 20 mins lol...good times
 
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