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Saw a cat getting too reckless with swinging the sledgehammer at the tire today. You could just see it coming because he wasn't in control of the hammer at all.

Needless to say It didn't end well,

Dude did the Ric Flair fall and hopped up like he hoped no one saw him.

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But I saw . .. and I felt awful that my first instinct was to :russ:


Yes. He was ok it seemed. Had a nice lil knot between his eyes tho
 
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mson said:
Joined a gym a couple of months ago.

Just did my free session with the fitness instructor

Fitness instructor: You ready to go?:mjpls:

Me: Let's do it.:myman:

15 minutes later of plank variations, military presses , leg raises, and ab crunches

Me::dead:






Fitness instructor::dahell: I do this 6 times a day:patrice:

Me::ld:

Fitness instructor::scust:



My man wants to charge me 2 bills a month for his services.:martin: Got my number and everything. Might have to switch services on this nikka:francis:
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:ufdup: don't ever give a commercial gym or specifically a trainer your real number. They'll call you relentlessly like you owe them money if it's LA Fitness
 
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mson said:
15 minutes later of plank variations, military presses , leg raises, and ab crunches
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:scusthov:

mson said:
My man wants to charge me 2 bills a month for his services.:martin: Got my number and everything. Might have to switch services on this nikka:francis:
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:camby:Dude gets sent to the fukking bushes irrelevant of the cost. I don't care if them 2 bills were two One-Dollar bills.

Tell him Adam3000 said to hit the bushes :camby:
 
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Man I took some whey protein shake last week for 3 days. That shyt had me on the toilet shytting after every damn meal. Stopped drinking it and just stuck with food for protein and my excessive shytting stopped. Might have to do away with this.
 
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Was warming up doing 205 for reps...eyes were closes bumping some Young Thug...I start to hear..."KEEP PUSHING" and felt the bar get lighter.:damn: Open my eyes and this 70 yr. old nikka is right in my face in the spot position.:huhldup: I immediately stop on what was like the 11th rep. Asked this dude WTF was he doing? :what: Had to tell this dude not to interrupt my set ever again. He thought I was in trouble because my "reps were going slow and the bar was on my chest too long for comfort". Everybody around me saw the scene and what happened and then want to look at me like I did a vile act. :snoop:
 
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Black Jesus said:
Was warming up doing 205 for reps...eyes were closes bumping some Young Thug...I start to hear..."KEEP PUSHING" and felt the bar get lighter.:damn: Open my eyes and this 70 yr. old nikka is right in my face in the spot position.:huhldup: I immediately stop on what was like the 11th rep. Asked this dude WTF was he doing? :what: Had to tell this dude not to interrupt my set ever again. He thought I was in trouble because my "reps were going slow and the bar was on my chest too long for comfort". Everybody around me saw the scene and what happened and then want to look at me like I did a vile act. :snoop:
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Sound like some shyt off King of Queens :mjlol:
 
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