Racc00n City Police Department gotta be the worst designed building in gaming history

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DPresidential said:
Can we talk about Leon trying to get the p*ssy even after a helicopter explodes near them which attracts every undead thing towards them?

These two standing on opposite sides of the gate and flirting like we are in the middle of a Dawson's Creek episode.

Leon had to be like, "CLAIRE IT'S TIME TO GO. NOW!!!" and her as was still :takedat:


My wife was watching like :what:.

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Leon aint shyt. Dude is like the video game version of future. nikka throwing the dikk at Claire in the middle of all this shyt and trying to sell dreams to Ada like an hour later
 
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duckbutta said:
Also it's :mjlol: how as soon as Leon and Claire show up the few people who are alive end up getting fukked up as soon as they meet them...

Oh I'm a cop that has made it this far but soon as I meet Leon I get ripped in half:mjlol:

Oh I'm a cop who was just chilling in the lobby with a wound but as soon as I meet Leon I get zombietis :mjlol:

Oh I'm a reporter who locked himself in a cell and I have been able to avoid everything but soon as I meet Leon I get choked so hard my eyes pop out :mjlol:

Oh I'm an undercover asian woman who has been creeping around unseen the whole time but soon as I meet Leon I got to save him repeatedly and now I'm fighting monsters every 5 minutes :mjlol:

Oh I'm a scientist hiding his virus but soon as Claire touch down they find it and I got to inject myself now my left arm all fukked up with an eyeball growing out my shoulder :mjlol:

Oh I'm a little girl doing a good job of hiding but soon as I meet Claire I'm getting chased by mutated daddy and a nikka in a trench coat:mjlol:...by the way I'm also now having to hide from a child killer probably pedo police chief:mjlol:

Even Mr X isn't safe:mjlol:...soon as he get close enough to Claire and Sherry in the elevator what happen:mjlol:

These two have the worst fukking luck:mjlol:...i swear if i saw them in real life i'm quitting my job and moving to another country...telling my wife and kids they can fukk around if they want to :mjlol:
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Oh fukk, my chest :laff:
 
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"Chief, Narcotics needs access to the evidence locker..."

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Jx2 said:
By far the worst offender in RE2 remake is the circuit board piece (for the prison) sitting on the shelf next to the bell in the clocktower..
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It's like Clue but designed by the worst most stereotypical stoners :dead:
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Find the designers and do this to spare whoever next
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