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Racc00n City Police Department gotta be the worst designed building in gaming history
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Thinking about it logically it really don't make much sense Why the hell is there a box with a power panel fuse in it, on top of a bell inside a elevator shaft looking thing?
Why can't Leon just shoot the locks off of doors? Where's the hammer he's using to board up the windows?
he coulda threw the shyt away in the dumpster.. imagine the Chief with a box of items scattering shyt everywhere like a 2 year old
I fukking love this thread
Chief: New recruits listen up I’m only gonna tell you this once so pay attention. 
This is your standard issue 9mm, but it’s empty. We keep the ammo in a lock box in the basement. To open the box you need the jewel with the RAVEN on it.
You wanna know where the jewel is?
Remember that painting in my office? Memorize the position of the statues on it. Head to the lobby and position the statues the same way. But don’t fukk it up...there’s spikes in the floor that come out if you do
Welcome to RPD!
This is your standard issue 9mm, but it’s empty. We keep the ammo in a lock box in the basement. To open the box you need the jewel with the RAVEN on it.
You wanna know where the jewel is?
Remember that painting in my office? Memorize the position of the statues on it. Head to the lobby and position the statues the same way. But don’t fukk it up...there’s spikes in the floor that come out if you do
Welcome to RPD!
Recruit:Chief: New recruits listen up I’m only gonna tell you this once so pay attention.
This is your standard issue 9mm, but it’s empty. We keep the ammo in a lock box in the basement. To open the box you need the jewel with the RAVEN on it.
You wanna know where the jewel is?
Remember that painting in my office? Memorize the position of the statues on it. Head to the lobby and position the statues the same way. But don’t fukk it up...there’s spikes in the floor that come out if you do
Welcome to RPD!
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Also it's how as soon as Leon and Claire show up the few people who are alive end up getting fukked up as soon as they meet them...
Oh I'm a cop that has made it this far but soon as I meet Leon I get ripped in half
Oh I'm a cop who was just chilling in the lobby with a wound but as soon as I meet Leon I get zombietis
Oh I'm a reporter who locked himself in a cell and I have been able to avoid everything but soon as I meet Leon I get choked so hard my eyes pop out
Oh I'm an undercover asian woman who has been creeping around unseen the whole time but soon as I meet Leon I got to save him repeatedly and now I'm fighting monsters every 5 minutes
Oh I'm a scientist hiding his virus but soon as Claire touch down they find it and I got to inject myself now my left arm all fukked up with an eyeball growing out my shoulder
Oh I'm a little girl doing a good job of hiding but soon as I meet Claire I'm getting chased by mutated daddy and a nikka in a trench coat...by the way I'm also now having to hide from a child killer probably pedo police chief
Even Mr X isn't safe...soon as he get close enough to Claire and Sherry in the elevator what happen
These two have the worst fukking luck...i swear if i saw them in real life i'm quitting my job and moving to another country...telling my wife and kids they can fukk around if they want to
how as soon as Leon and Claire show up the few people who are alive end up getting fukked up as soon as they meet them...Oh I'm a cop that has made it this far but soon as I meet Leon I get ripped in half
Oh I'm a cop who was just chilling in the lobby with a wound but as soon as I meet Leon I get zombietis
Oh I'm a reporter who locked himself in a cell and I have been able to avoid everything but soon as I meet Leon I get choked so hard my eyes pop out
Oh I'm an undercover asian woman who has been creeping around unseen the whole time but soon as I meet Leon I got to save him repeatedly and now I'm fighting monsters every 5 minutes
Oh I'm a scientist hiding his virus but soon as Claire touch down they find it and I got to inject myself now my left arm all fukked up with an eyeball growing out my shoulder
Oh I'm a little girl doing a good job of hiding but soon as I meet Claire I'm getting chased by mutated daddy and a nikka in a trench coat
...by the way I'm also now having to hide from a child killer probably pedo police chiefEven Mr X isn't safe
...soon as he get close enough to Claire and Sherry in the elevator what happenThese two have the worst fukking luck
...i swear if i saw them in real life i'm quitting my job and moving to another country...telling my wife and kids they can fukk around if they want to 
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This reminds of the 'How ineffectual were the police in resident evil' thread back on hamster
Yo, why the hell did Peach have all those potentially life threatening levels hidden inside paintings in her own castle?
And she purposelly had some that could give her immediate access to bowser
And she purposelly had some that could give her immediate access to bowser
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Too many wavy women, gotta log outta IG
this whole thread got me dying...classic!No way in hell all these puzzles to open a damn door makes sense
everytime he has to solve the Chess plug puzzle just to empty the garbage
Chief: Oh ya and I forgot to mention..that safe is actually locked up in the billing office which is closed today. To get in there on weekend shifts, you're going to need to locate these three Macedonian flutes and play them in the right keyChief: You want your paycheck, it's in this safe...
the code is in a music box somewhere in the dog kennel that has to be opened with a jewel somewhere in the library....
the library key is somewhere in a locker..
I dunno which locker
you shoulda had direct deposit
Leon:
Chief:
Boy I bet them racc00n city illegals had a hell of time building that shyt
Guy 1: uh senior chief, we’ve been triggering the electrical grid to make each door open independently based on setting 3 pin codes of which each code guide we placed in 8 different section of the building.......but ummmmm ..........for some reason they no open and I’m trying to clock out to get home to my little mijo
Chief: oh Pedro you’re so dense, before you start triggering the doors you need to find the key that unlocks the safety panel down in the second basement that’s also in the basement interconnected to the Rac00n city high football team locker room
Pedro: um senior........why is it connected to the teams locker room?
Chief:....................
........ you know what let’s calll it a night actually, you’re off this project but good news my friend at umbrella Corp says their constructing a new lab and they need some hands, how does 4$ an hour adjususted for inflation sound to you?
Pedro:
Chief: ok good make sure to bring all of your friends, oh you got dogs too right? They pay extra for that for absolutely no discernible reason, see ya!
Guy 1: uh senior chief, we’ve been triggering the electrical grid to make each door open independently based on setting 3 pin codes of which each code guide we placed in 8 different section of the building.......but ummmmm ..........for some reason they no open and I’m trying to clock out to get home to my little mijo
Chief:
oh Pedro you’re so dense, before you start triggering the doors you need to find the key that unlocks the safety panel down in the second basement that’s also in the basement interconnected to the Rac00n city high football team locker room Pedro: um senior........why is it connected to the teams locker room?
Chief:........
.................... you know what let’s calll it a night actually, you’re off this project but good news my friend at umbrella Corp says their constructing a new lab and they need some hands, how does 4$ an hour adjususted for inflation sound to you?Pedro:
Chief: ok good make sure to bring all of your friends, oh you got dogs too right? They pay extra for that for absolutely no discernible reason, see ya!