Never invest in a rapidly depreciating asset because the returns aren't gonna be there. Most women aren't investments they're liabilities. The typical woman is gonna end up costing the average man more than her return will be worth.
Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women
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The Damselfish: Yeah Im A Tease,I Dont Have Nothing Better To Do
Lots of recent changes, seeing I'm so picky. Kinda given up on love. Going on 4yrs since something serious. So I should have FUN in the meantime with smart affluent charming bossmen. Yea I am a flirt, but most certainly take the right gentlemen seriously and put all the games aside.
Got a soft spot for hot cowboys, men who like to get dirty and clean up well. Also prefer men older than me.
If you broke,ghetto,still sagging,smoke, shoes dirty, income under 50g's. Dont write me. Six figures would be a plus. Judge me, my preferences. I dont date broke men, just like I dont date men who smoke. Been there done that MY PREFERENCES....But thanks for coming by. Real simple...
I know I seem kinda harsh and bluntly honest, im really a sweetheart get lots of mail. So this will help cut back on unnecessary time wasted for the both of us. Good luck in your search!
Who's going to take this prize off the market? Man up, fellas!
Lots of recent changes, seeing I'm so picky. Kinda given up on love. Going on 4yrs since something serious. So I should have FUN in the meantime with smart affluent charming bossmen. Yea I am a flirt, but most certainly take the right gentlemen seriously and put all the games aside.
Got a soft spot for hot cowboys, men who like to get dirty and clean up well. Also prefer men older than me.
If you broke,ghetto,still sagging,smoke, shoes dirty, income under 50g's. Dont write me. Six figures would be a plus. Judge me, my preferences. I dont date broke men, just like I dont date men who smoke. Been there done that MY PREFERENCES....But thanks for coming by. Real simple...
I know I seem kinda harsh and bluntly honest, im really a sweetheart get lots of mail. So this will help cut back on unnecessary time wasted for the both of us. Good luck in your search!
Who's going to take this prize off the market? Man up, fellas!
Step right up & get you a ready-made family.. Single mothers rock!
"Single mother of four that enjoys just living. If you have tats and\or a motorcycle....brownie points for you. I like a bad boy that can treat his woman right and offer protection in time of need. Financially secure and not a weirdo. I have five kids, if you're not ready to be a man and you just want sex, don't talk to me, not going to happen.
Profession: Waitress
Do you have a car?: No"
"Single mother of four that enjoys just living. If you have tats and\or a motorcycle....brownie points for you. I like a bad boy that can treat his woman right and offer protection in time of need. Financially secure and not a weirdo. I have five kids, if you're not ready to be a man and you just want sex, don't talk to me, not going to happen.
Profession: Waitress
Do you have a car?: No"
aqualung
I wear a crown of curls.
Is this the thread where we put baby mama & baby daddy drivel? Cuz black twitter is active on the subject today.
@Tweets2Sweet: bytches out here married to nikkas who dnt even.come home every night. They got the answers??
@Tweets2Sweet: Its bytches out here married to men who whippin they ass every night. They got the answers?
"@passport_cutty: Some of my friends never dated men with kids. And I'm like "girl DON'T do it." please. Just run. Hide. Drown. But dont do it"..."Can every dude on my TL please call ur baby mama and tell her y'all gonna be a family and take yourself off the market. Thanks."
"@No_Cut_Card: If you, your baby daddy & your kid are a 'family' then why should I take you out to eat? That's adultery, right?"
"@No_Cut_Card: If your baby daddy comes by your house unexpectedly there's no way you'll ever find a good man."
"@No_Cut_Card: If you tell me your baby daddy doesn't know where you live there's a 1000% chance he's a psycho. I'm cashing out."
"@No_Cut_Card: If your child keeps yelling "I want my daddy" while we're on the phone you get downgraded immediately."
"@almostkanye: Idc if you have a child. I'm not interested in meeting/being cool with your baby's father. That nikka don't exist to me"
@Tweets2Sweet: bytches out here married to nikkas who dnt even.come home every night. They got the answers??
@Tweets2Sweet: Its bytches out here married to men who whippin they ass every night. They got the answers?
"@passport_cutty: Some of my friends never dated men with kids. And I'm like "girl DON'T do it." please. Just run. Hide. Drown. But dont do it"..."Can every dude on my TL please call ur baby mama and tell her y'all gonna be a family and take yourself off the market. Thanks."
"@No_Cut_Card: If you, your baby daddy & your kid are a 'family' then why should I take you out to eat? That's adultery, right?"
"@No_Cut_Card: If your baby daddy comes by your house unexpectedly there's no way you'll ever find a good man."
"@No_Cut_Card: If you tell me your baby daddy doesn't know where you live there's a 1000% chance he's a psycho. I'm cashing out."
"@No_Cut_Card: If your child keeps yelling "I want my daddy" while we're on the phone you get downgraded immediately."
"@almostkanye: Idc if you have a child. I'm not interested in meeting/being cool with your baby's father. That nikka don't exist to me"
Nintendough
#Kliq
Those dating profiles are comedy. 
Never let simps linger around because they will always throw salt in the game. This is a basic one but guys like to ignore it.
Never let simps linger around because they will always throw salt in the game. This is a basic one but guys like to ignore it.
online dating is a joke, its funny how women again misinterpret guys hitting them up for sex with guys who actually want anything serious to do with them.
like omg i get so much mail, so do i in my mailbox but 99% of it is flyers, bills, only a tiny fraction of that is worth anything
but women don't understand
like omg i get so much mail, so do i in my mailbox but 99% of it is flyers, bills, only a tiny fraction of that is worth anything
but women don't understand
The Message
Lex with tv sets the minimum
It's cold out here in the field fellas.....dress accordingly.
Step right up & get you a ready-made family.. Single mothers rock!
"Single mother of four that enjoys just living. If you have tats and\or a motorcycle....brownie points for you. I like a bad boy that can treat his woman right and offer protection in time of need. Financially secure and not a weirdo. I have five kids, if you're not ready to be a man and you just want sex, don't talk to me, not going to happen.
Profession: Waitress
Do you have a car?: No"
so let me get this straight you have 5 kids but no man, yet you still want a ":bad boy with a bike", and you expect that bad boy with a bike not to want sex, financially secure yet you are a waitress with 5 kids,
, how can a bad boy treat his woman nice such a oxymoron. lol at if your not ready to be a man, only a real man would wife a single mom with 5 kids who is a waitress so i guess her and her 5 kids are going to fit on this bad boys bike?
and the funny thing shes on a bike with a bra, besides sex what does she offer?
nothing
who gives women these entitlement
The Message
Lex with tv sets the minimum
so let me get this straight you have 5 kids but no man, yet you still want a ":bad boy with a bike", and you expect that bad boy with a bike not to want sex, financially secure yet you are a waitress with 5 kids,
so i guess her and her 5 kids are going to fit on this bad boys bike?
and the funny thing shes on a bike with a bra, besides sex what does she offer?
nothing
who gives women these entitlement
All she is a sperm receptacle. She offers nothing. She's worthless. Just as worthless as the nikkas who would still get with her after knowing all this about her.
Scustin Trillberlake
Banned
Yo, ever single message i get from girls on OKCupid is "Hi there" or "hey 
"
or "How are you"? Yet they say in there profile don't message me with just hi or hey, be creative.
Here i am writing stand up routines as my opening message just to have some bird not even click my profile.
What part of the game is that bro?
"or "How are you"? Yet they say in there profile don't message me with just hi or hey, be creative.
Here i am writing stand up routines as my opening message just to have some bird not even click my profile.
What part of the game is that bro?
Yo, ever single message i get from girls on OKCupid is "Hi there" or "hey
or "How are you"? Yet they say in there profile don't message me with just hi or hey, be creative.
Here i am writing stand up routines as my opening message just to have some bird not even click my profile.
What part of the game is that bro?
you know what?
i actually dont even message girls on okcupid, they can msg me if they want.
but if you must, who cares what you write, if they like what you look like they won';t care.
they just want a personalize msg because they think they are special i say
the funny thing today i got a email from okcupid
We just detected that you're now among the most attractive people on OkCupid.
We learned this from clicks to your profile and reactions to you in Quickmatch and Quiver. Did you get a new haircut or something?
Well, it's working!
To celebrate, we've adjusted your OkCupid experience:
You'll see more attractive people in your match results.
This won't affect your match percentages, which are still based purely on your answers and desired match's answers. But we'll recommend more attractive people to you. You'll also appear more often to other attractive people.
Sign in to see your newly-shuffled matches. Have fun, and don't let this go to your head.
How did I know this was going to be included before I read it all the way through? I must be a psychic.
JohnStarksMiddleFinger
Benz L. Bo$$ington
so let me get this straight you have 5 kids but no man, yet you still want a ":bad boy with a bike", and you expect that bad boy with a bike not to want sex, financially secure yet you are a waitress with 5 kids,
so i guess her and her 5 kids are going to fit on this bad boys bike?
and the funny thing shes on a bike with a bra, besides sex what does she offer?
nothing
who gives women these entitlement
Did you peep that she want a man that will protect her?
fukk that noise
Shameonyou
All Star
dont fukk with clingy women, or women that always want to talk/communicate....they are fukking annoying
How did I know this was going to be included before I read it all the way through? I must be a psychic.
every single mom wants a "real man"
Did you peep that she want a man that will protect her?
fukk that noise
yes sir
the sad thing is there is a simp out there for her
