Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[Neuromancer]

What would ya’ll say/do if you drop a line on a girl on hinge that has had favourable responses from other women…but she replies “cornyyy ”

Don’t respond? Like it? Reply “if you say so? “

On to the next.

 

[The ADD]

Couldn't constantly searching for pump and dumps be a headache or at least time consuming?

Y’all are way over thinking this

 

[VertigoKnight]

She’s 27 and Chinese (not a Canadian or US citizen). She’s on a work visa. When we were FaceTiming, she kept giving me easy setups saying things like, “What am I going to do if I move and quit my job?” I was like, “Get a green card?” How invested she is after meeting once is so strange to me.

She’s sweet and friendly. Her face is absolutely beautiful, she’s kind of chubby. She’s one of those girls that you wish you liked her like that.

Also, she showed me her place and stuff she has to clear out of there. It was designer hand bags and other expensive fashion items.

Oh she's a FOB? Be careful brehs asian women by and large and pretty upfront with their intentions if they like you. This one though she's moving mega fast. Comes across and cloying and desperate.

And you haven't had sex with her yet right?

I guess if she owns her property she will have rental money coming in but I would be unnerved if any woman starts on that marriage and child talk this early.
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[VertigoKnight]

What would ya’ll say/do if you drop a line on a girl on hinge that has had favourable responses from other women…but she replies “cornyyy ”

Don’t respond? Like it? Reply “if you say so? “

Absolutey nothing, that's a bust breh.

Lol her p*ssy is dry as the Sahara. if a chick likes you can be as corny as hell and she'll still send laughing emojis.

 

[Space Cowboy]

Paper Requirements

• Cultural Background
• Current Education
  • Future - is she going back to school (hard pass for me)
• Job/Profession
  • nurturing profession
  • Ball busting profession
• Hobbies
  • Hiking? We're not compatible
• Homebody/out all the time?
  • at the club on a Tuesday night?
• Foodie/Normal
  • She gotta try something she saw her GF do on IG
• Sports team affiliation
• Family Background
  • same area, same culture, same economics
• Family Closeness
  • Lotta Afro Latinas see extended family REGULARLY.
  • She talk to Mom/sisters every day
• Family Medical History
  • Is mama going crazy?
• Friends
  • A bunch of guttersnipes headed to Miami every 3 months?
  • She's the last friend in her group to not be married?
  • A lot of single moms in her squad
  • She hit the club and hugs up on every guy
• Can have children
• Wants children
  • See Sofia Vergara
• Birth Control
  • she's on the pill/IUD
• Is she on anti-depressants
• Drug and Alcohol Use
  • she like a lil bit of meth in her J's
• Religious
  • devout? or a Easter Christian or god forbid, she's "spiritual"

I wouldn't ask these things one after another. You can usually pick up on these things in conversation. The medical stuff might be tougher, but it's necessary to find out.

The real stuff you need to know

• Relationship history - so you went through all these d-boys, now you want to date a real baller? FOH.
• Attitudes around sex match up with your own
• Does she look at the bright side of things? Or is she eternally negative?
• Is she an LSA level gossip and hater?
• How she feels about your hobbies
  • is she gonna interrupt your video games/anime/MCU with her BS
• Is she gonna volunteer YOUR pick up truck to go move her FRIEND'S couch?
• Are you automatically on the grill after a 12 hour shift, cause her good for nothing cousins and sistas are coming over
• Is this broad finna go in your closet to show off all your ties, suits, dress shirts, and shoes to her friends?
• She gonna borrow your car and tell you that the new dent was already there?
• Do you take her to her favorite restaurant and all she does is complain?

Etc. Just go through your past dates and relationships and try and recall all the joy and also all the pain.

I got some real specific stuff I look for, based on the girls I've dated.

I used to be cool with weed smoking broads, not no more. Keep in mind, I'm dating chicks with degrees and good jobs, they still wanna smoke up or eat a brownie. We're not compatible, cause we have different values.

What's wrong with hiking? Everything else is great

 

[Space Cowboy]

We want a bunch women trying to lock brehs down instead of casual sex?!

Things done changed in here

Black community dying if you haven't noticed because people just want casual sex

 

[The ADD]

Black community dying if you haven't noticed because people just want casual sex

That’s never been a concern in this thread

 

[Brandsdale]

My sister convincing me to join a yoga class lol

Any good stories from these?

 

[MikelArteta]

 

[The ADD]

 

[Van Cleef]

I can only pull these thick which is a cute word for 'Fat' light skinned girls

I be STRUGGLING with tryna pull a girl that does fit this archetype

 

[Gloxina]

Tried to tell y’all

 

[Tommy Lee Jones]

I was looking to rent a cabin for the weekend for presidents weekend with my new girl. I ask around if anyone knows anyone. my buddy sends me this cabin I said it looks nice it's expensive. He says so and so little sister owns it. I said how can she afford that? She's in her late 20's and I know she doesn't make that much.

He tells me our mutual friend's sister was a side piece to an old rich man with full grown kids. They ended up having a baby together and she took some of them money he gave her to buy an investment property. mind you she's probably like a 6.9 looks and body wise. Women really have it easier than men lmao.

 

[Van Cleef]

Tried to tell y’all

i been saying women care about looks more than men...

The only advantage to be being dark skinned--dating wise--is that we pretty much automatically weed out the hoes that aren't into us...

 

[blalienz]

have no idea wat the hell they b doin and they kno it