Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[Silkk]

Wow...

 

[Abraxus]

I haven’t got a reply so that’s the end of that chapter

fukk her. They love attention so once again she’s dead. In all realities of the multiverse. In fact, she never existed in any timeline.

 

[Abraxus]

tell us some of these stories

Man...I got so many. I was on Match.com and came across this dark chocolate fit sister. Really nice lips and shyt and I’m kinda shook cause she so fine so I slapped myself like get it together fool! She was really aggressive, pushing to meet like the next day and I’m like ok. I don’t really know where to go around my place so I’m expecting her to say meet me at XYZ etc but nooooo she says I’ll leave from work and I’m tired so I’ll just come over to your place. I say ok She comes over in a dress. No bra, no panties at all. I’m body, face, etc was a 9 overall. I’m playing it cool. Put on the movie and chill. She gets closer and next you know we in there tongue wrestling. dikk on hard so I said fukk it, whips it out and she starts rocking the mic like she Cardi B or somebody. She pulls off the dress and asks if I have protection. Do I knocked it out and as she leaving we go again. Never saw her again. She did hit me on a nasty text and tell me I’m a dog for not hitting her up afterwards though. I was

 

[Abraxus]

Got a story that’s been stuck on mind for a year now

One day while I was at work chilling I ended up getting a notification from Facebook messenger. I opened it thinking it was one of my fam hitting me up since it was a family account. I was wrong... it was this chick hitting my line on some “hey I don’t know if you remember me but I always thought you were really cute while at ****” so not knowing who she was I checked her public page and she was decent even though hella filters was used in her pics. I didn’t give af since I recently broke up with my ex at the time and needed a lil’ attention. I legit thought she was a cool ass friend so I didn’t mind wasting time. She would blow my line up but I said “fukk it what’s the worse can happen? We just cool & im bored as hell” I answered the face time and all I seen was some huge ass titties on my screen but when I asked to see her face... this bytch hung up on me talking about “my phone keeps messing up. But you should come over” my dumb ass got the addy and dipped out to Slavic villiage (which is a street in Cleveland. Nikkas constantly shooting round that way but I didn’t give af just wanted puccy smh). I pop up and this hoe answer the door... she was hideous asf and was built like a mini refrigerator


This bytch scooped my big ass up saying “heyyyy friend” being nice I said wassup bro how you? Brehs I was so pissed cause I got catfished. I’m a fat nikka but damn she was smacked


Her Gorgeous friend was sitting on the couch looking like Lala Anthony smh. So we get drunk and I blacked out.. I don’t remember shyt

I woke up in the daytime (don’t remember the exact time) my pants down and there’s used rubbers on the floor. This bytch took it from me while I was down & out

I just pulled my pants up and left. Why this broad followed me outside and nikkas giving me the look.
I was so embarrassed

Lmaooooo I’ve been got like that too lol

 

[Arithmetic]

Your referring to a specific set of low quality woman.

You need to step up the quality of women your dealing with if you find this statement to be true most of the time.

Women who don't smoke or drink

 

[Rozay Oro]

fukk her. They love attention so once again she’s dead. In all realities of the multiverse. In fact, she never existed in any timeline.

Yeah I moved on

 

[sfgiants]

If you’ve had trouble eating on dating apps be patient
Corona ain’t going anywhere, quarantines ain’t ending because this country is full of idiots

when the days get shorter and the nights get longer bytches gona wana get cuffed for the winter

I’ve already had bytches agreeing to fukk before even texting

 

[Organic Trees]

The last 20-50 pages of this thread need to be purged from existence

Yall fools need to fix up. All I read is Ls and more Ls gawd damn

I had to keep it all the way 100 with some of y’all. We all slip up from time to time

 

[KidJSoul]

Got a story that’s been stuck on mind for a year now

One day while I was at work chilling I ended up getting a notification from Facebook messenger. I opened it thinking it was one of my fam hitting me up since it was a family account. I was wrong... it was this chick hitting my line on some “hey I don’t know if you remember me but I always thought you were really cute while at ****” so not knowing who she was I checked her public page and she was decent even though hella filters was used in her pics. I didn’t give af since I recently broke up with my ex at the time and needed a lil’ attention. I legit thought she was a cool ass friend so I didn’t mind wasting time. She would blow my line up but I said “fukk it what’s the worse can happen? We just cool & im bored as hell” I answered the face time and all I seen was some huge ass titties on my screen but when I asked to see her face... this bytch hung up on me talking about “my phone keeps messing up. But you should come over” my dumb ass got the addy and dipped out to Slavic villiage (which is a street in Cleveland. Nikkas constantly shooting round that way but I didn’t give af just wanted puccy smh). I pop up and this hoe answer the door... she was hideous asf and was built like a mini refrigerator


This bytch scooped my big ass up saying “heyyyy friend” being nice I said wassup bro how you? Brehs I was so pissed cause I got catfished. I’m a fat nikka but damn she was smacked


Her Gorgeous friend was sitting on the couch looking like Lala Anthony smh. So we get drunk and I blacked out.. I don’t remember shyt

I woke up in the daytime (don’t remember the exact time) my pants down and there’s used rubbers on the floor. This bytch took it from me while I was down & out

I just pulled my pants up and left. Why this broad followed me outside and nikkas giving me the look.
I was so embarrassed

Bro... I think you got raped?

 

[Rich Spirit]

I think im gonna drop this chick. We've already been out on one date. Earlier this morning she sent me these messages

"Good morning I guess you aren’t interested any more"

"You go from messaging and calling, then some days I don’t hear from you"


we talk damn near every day. now that we aint speak for one day means that im not interested?

 

[Bless't]

I think im gonna drop this chick. We've already been out on one date. Earlier this morning she sent me these messages

"Good morning I guess you aren’t interested any more"

"You go from messaging and calling, then some days I don’t hear from you"


we talk damn near every day. now that we aint speak for one day means that im not interested?

Had this exact thing happen this past weekend. Really truly baffled at how she reacted to me not being at her beck and call. Only, we've been on two dates instead of one.

 

[Rich Spirit]

Had this exact thing happen this past weekend. Really truly baffled at how she reacted to me not being at her beck and call. Only, we've been on two dates instead of one.

its time to abandon ship. Its a sign of things to come

 

[DapMeUp!]

I think im gonna drop this chick. We've already been out on one date. Earlier this morning she sent me these messages

"Good morning I guess you aren’t interested any more"

"You go from messaging and calling, then some days I don’t hear from you"


we talk damn near every day. now that we aint speak for one day means that im not interested?

Yes, that is exactly how it works in their head

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

So I just met this chick online a few days ago.
I drive to the other side of town to her crib the other day cuz her roomate was gone.
We chillin on the couch with some bullshyt ass harry potter on tv and she keep playing with this dress on.


Sitting there playing with her titties, lifting he dress a lil, randomly make her ass clap.
I kept trying her tryna rub that thang and suck on her nipples and she keep pushing my hand away talking about "not on the first day"

I started giving up but she keep play teasing.

idk if yall brehs remember but now all of a sudden my ex that I brought up recently wanna text me out the blue. I keep the shyt short and all then my phone started ringing in my pocket.

She end up taking my phone out my pocket and answers it. Luckily it was my male cousin.
So after a while, now she wanna pull the dress up and get in doggystyle position.
At this point, my damn meat wouldnt get past medium mode


All that bullshyttin fukked up everything. Don't help that I was already drinking.
I barely smashed and ended up stoppin cuz I couldnt even enjoy the shyt.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

If you’ve had trouble eating on dating apps be patient
Corona ain’t going anywhere, quarantines ain’t ending because this country is full of idiots

when the days get shorter and the nights get longer bytches gona wana get cuffed for the winter

I’ve already had bytches agreeing to fukk before even texting

Why does this sound like a bar from "What we do"




I hear Jay Z in the background like "keep going"