Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[Max.]

In cali...theres covid and fires everywhere

And this stupid bytch asked why we havent went on a date...i asked are u fukking off? Lol

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

whatever

 

[Abraxus]

Facts, Same lil crazy bytch who got a BF like 2 months ago and never wanted to talk to me again did the same shyt to me today. Chick done reached out like 3-4 times since they got together

Yea. The one side piece did me like that after a year of talking about how great her man is blah blah blah. Then tells me she misses all this meat I used to slap in her mouth and asks can she come suck me off but no fukking. I said sure
Says her man don’t knock the bottom out and ain’t packing no dangalang so she sucks me dry twice. Swallows it all. Two days before that the ex comes over and I give her the facial of all facials then have her suck me off again. With the cum dripping down her face. She leaves. Last month hit Florida and fukks the one other girl. She sucked me dry three times. Showed it to me too. Finer than a mf. Asks could we get married. I said I’d think about it. She paid. I hit the traps and Hinge is overflowing with em. I can’t keep up. So I meets a fine chocolate much younger girl and we head out to do a date on Sat. It turns into a penthouse story. She sucks me off in the car and I knock it out in my back seat. See her on Wednesday again. Can’t lie she is cooler than a fan. The 6 foot African chick mad cause I didn’t link with her against since last month. I knocked the bottom outta her ass and she said she ain’t never had it like that. Man if you ain’t getting some in Covid you ain’t trying. These hoes pussies are on fire. Also get a bike and hit the trails. You’ll pull p*ssy like it’s falling off the bone. Hoes be looking to have some dikk hung up their asses. They bored and horny.

 

[Abraxus]

That’s bad?

Yeah, you validating her and she ain’t earned it. Put her ass on her knees and back before she earns your validation.

 

[Abraxus]

It be like that sometimes. Shyt I still remember writing long ass love poems to females when I was In high school

This fine ass freak asked me to quote her some of high school poetry I was like bytch please. One of the finest women I have ever seen here. She went dark for a week then hit me back up with hey handsome how you doing. I ignored her ass for two days and said. Wsup. That’s it. Three days later she chatting away like I could give a damn. Man fukk youuuuuuu

 

[semicko82]

What do you do if you’re still around blue pill dudes?
You put them up on game or let them live their lives?
I think majority of males 18-40 are either blue or purple pill, so when we have conversations about women I kinda keep my mouth shut because I don’t want to cause controversy

 

[Abraxus]

After a breakup, What do girls mean by you should of fought for her love?

What? Don’t listen to that dumb shyt! She chose and she chose wrong playa. Take your turn and send her back out there. Dont fall for that!

 

[Abraxus]

Curious, how many of y’all get the p*ssy without dates or any bullshyt?

I have too many stories but I’ve fukked women across all the apps and sites on a meet and greet. fukking on the first date. Getting skulled out on first meet. I don’t have no specific formula I just go with the flow. Most times she’s already chosen anyway. I just take my turn when it’s presented.

 

[Arithmetic]

Be quick with your one-liners

 

[Rozay Oro]

Yeah, you validating her and she ain’t earned it. Put her ass on her knees and back before she earns your validation.

I haven’t got a reply so that’s the end of that chapter

 

[LiveFromLondon]

Boy!!....i remember my simp days telling these broads my favorite color and all the shyt i like and shyt

Have done this myself amongst other elaborate game i used to spit instead of getting to the point.

But We Went through that, So hopefully young brehs won't have to go through that

 

[Organic Trees]

This fine ass freak asked me to quote her some of high school poetry I was like bytch please. One of the finest women I have ever seen here. She went dark for a week then hit me back up with hey handsome how you doing. I ignored her ass for two days and said. Wsup. That’s it. Three days later she chatting away like I could give a damn. Man fukk youuuuuuu

Women are crazy

 

[Rich Spirit]

I have too many stories but I’ve fukked women across all the apps and sites on a meet and greet. fukking on the first date. Getting skulled out on first meet. I don’t have no specific formula I just go with the flow. Most times she’s already chosen anyway. I just take my turn when it’s presented.

tell us some of these stories

 

[Organic Trees]

Got a story that’s been stuck on mind for a year now

One day while I was at work chilling I ended up getting a notification from Facebook messenger. I opened it thinking it was one of my fam hitting me up since it was a family account. I was wrong... it was this chick hitting my line on some “hey I don’t know if you remember me but I always thought you were really cute while at ****” so not knowing who she was I checked her public page and she was decent even though hella filters was used in her pics. I didn’t give af since I recently broke up with my ex at the time and needed a lil’ attention. I legit thought she was a cool ass friend so I didn’t mind wasting time. She would blow my line up but I said “fukk it what’s the worse can happen? We just cool & im bored as hell” I answered the face time and all I seen was some huge ass titties on my screen but when I asked to see her face... this bytch hung up on me talking about “my phone keeps messing up. But you should come over” my dumb ass got the addy and dipped out to Slavic villiage (which is a street in Cleveland. Nikkas constantly shooting round that way but I didn’t give af just wanted puccy smh). I pop up and this hoe answer the door... she was hideous asf and was built like a mini refrigerator


This bytch scooped my big ass up saying “heyyyy friend” being nice I said wassup bro how you? Brehs I was so pissed cause I got catfished. I’m a fat nikka but damn she was smacked


Her Gorgeous friend was sitting on the couch looking like Lala Anthony smh. So we get drunk and I blacked out.. I don’t remember shyt

I woke up in the daytime (don’t remember the exact time) my pants down and there’s used rubbers on the floor. This bytch took it from me while I was down & out

I just pulled my pants up and left. Why this broad followed me outside and nikkas giving me the look.
I was so embarrassed

 

[J Money]

Got a story that’s been stuck on mind for a year now

One day while I was at work chilling I ended up getting a notification from Facebook messenger. I opened it thinking it was one of my fam hitting me up since it was a family account. I was wrong... it was this chick hitting my line on some “hey I don’t know if you remember me but I always thought you were really cute while at ****” so not knowing who she was I checked her public page and she was decent even though hella filters was used in her pics. I didn’t give af since I recently broke up with my ex at the time and needed a lil’ attention. I legit thought she was a cool ass friend so I didn’t mind wasting time. She would blow my line up but I said “fukk it what’s the worse can happen? We just cool & im bored as hell” I answered the face time and all I seen was some huge ass titties on my screen but when I asked to see her face... this bytch hung up on me talking about “my phone keeps messing up. But you should come over” my dumb ass got the addy and dipped out to Slavic villiage (which is a street in Cleveland. Nikkas constantly shooting round that way but I didn’t give af just wanted puccy smh). I pop up and this hoe answer the door... she was hideous asf and was built like a mini refrigerator


This bytch scooped my big ass up saying “heyyyy friend” being nice I said wassup bro how you? Brehs I was so pissed cause I got catfished. I’m a fat nikka but damn she was smacked


Her Gorgeous friend was sitting on the couch looking like Lala Anthony smh. So we get drunk and I blacked out.. I don’t remember shyt

I woke up in the daytime (don’t remember the exact time) my pants down and there’s used rubbers on the floor. This bytch took it from me while I was down & out

I just pulled my pants up and left. Why this broad followed me outside and nikkas giving me the look.
I was so embarrassed

The last 20-50 pages of this thread need to be purged from existence

Yall fools need to fix up. All I read is Ls and more Ls gawd damn