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Spontaneous Mishaps and Hijinks
We should try hard not to turn the thread into this.Jesus Christ.
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Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women
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You in Houston? Lol Thats these bytches 2nd or 3rd question they ask out hereBytch just asked me can I do her a big favour
I have only known the girl just over two weeks so I just said no off ripDidn't even wait to here what it was
PewPew
I came from nothing
I got played by a chick i was feeling and its renewed a fire in me. Long story short, she told me she wanted to do drinks this week after hanging out over the past weekend .
I text her on the designated day and she basically told me she forgot and that she already made other plans anyway. But maybe we can do something another time. I simply text back no worries and mentally/physically deleted her out of my life.
The old me would've text her asking why and basically cussed her out for the disrespect, but i chose not too because ultimately it doesn't matter. She showed her hand and let me know that I am not a priority, so i am going to treat her with the same energy.
Instead of moping, i got back in the gym that day. I have been too complacent so that made me want to get back up and focus on getting my mind and money right.
I text her on the designated day and she basically told me she forgot and that she already made other plans anyway. But maybe we can do something another time. I simply text back no worries and mentally/physically deleted her out of my life.
The old me would've text her asking why and basically cussed her out for the disrespect, but i chose not too because ultimately it doesn't matter. She showed her hand and let me know that I am not a priority, so i am going to treat her with the same energy.
Instead of moping, i got back in the gym that day. I have been too complacent so that made me want to get back up and focus on getting my mind and money right.
You in Houston? Lol Thats these bytches 2nd or 3rd question they ask out here
Nah but I guess these hoes are the same everywhere 
These bytches truly don't give a fukk 
It's good to be reminded of that so you don't get lost in the sauce sometimes. You did the right thing
PewPew
I came from nothing
On a positive note, a couple of chicks i used to smash came back into my life.
-Director chick. Shes worked on a number of high profile Netflix shows and movies. Smashed her last week then found her ring in her purse. Asked her if she was married but she wouldn't answer, so i cut her off. She keeps texting me asking if I am mad at her, and the truth is i dont give a fukk. I just dont like how she didn't tell me she was married because i could've been killed by a jealous husband and not even known why. I should've known though. In the 2 years weve been fukking, she never asked for one date, dinner, movie, or money. All she wanted to do is smoke and fukk.
-Kash. Freak bytch. I was fukking her while her baby daddy was in jail and they were going through a divorce. She stopped fukking me because she randomly hit me up to buy her weed one day, only for her to smoke, and i said no because we weren't going to be smoking together. We still follow each other on snap and she has a lil boyfriend now. She hit me up Monday because she was home along and wanted me to come over. I had her open the door naked, beat her guts in, nut on her tittes, and left. Now shes back texting me freaky shyt and wants to meet up at least once a week.
-White hoe. Thick pawg ass white bytch. COMPLETE slut. She is down for anything and everything. We stopped talking because she switched careers and got busy. She came over last night and i fukked her mouth while watch porn on the big screen. Beat the p*ssy up and sent her home. She wants me to setup a gangbang situation with a few of my boys. Loves black dikk, but shes a complete slut.
-Chicago. This chick is in love with me. She will do anything i ask. If i say jump, she will ask how high. There is nothing i cant ask her for. She loves taking me out, getting me drunk, and taking me home to fukk. She paid for the first two dates even though i had the money in my pocket and was willing to pay. Completely submissive. Shes never flaked on one date or meet up, and loves to suck me off. Shes my main chick and the rest are just flavors that i enjoy from time to time.
So ultimately, i dont care about that chick flaking on me because i have plenty of others who are hella into me. i say all that to say this: ALWAYS KEEP A ROSTER. IF you cant build a roster, find a chick who is more into you than you are into her, and feast. Theres plenty of bytches out here and they're all fukking brehs, so just find the ones for you. And if the one you want doesn't want you back, then shes not the one for you. Does not mean there is anything wrong with you brehs
-Director chick. Shes worked on a number of high profile Netflix shows and movies. Smashed her last week then found her ring in her purse. Asked her if she was married but she wouldn't answer, so i cut her off. She keeps texting me asking if I am mad at her, and the truth is i dont give a fukk. I just dont like how she didn't tell me she was married because i could've been killed by a jealous husband and not even known why. I should've known though. In the 2 years weve been fukking, she never asked for one date, dinner, movie, or money. All she wanted to do is smoke and fukk.
-Kash. Freak bytch. I was fukking her while her baby daddy was in jail and they were going through a divorce. She stopped fukking me because she randomly hit me up to buy her weed one day, only for her to smoke, and i said no because we weren't going to be smoking together. We still follow each other on snap and she has a lil boyfriend now. She hit me up Monday because she was home along and wanted me to come over. I had her open the door naked, beat her guts in, nut on her tittes, and left. Now shes back texting me freaky shyt and wants to meet up at least once a week.
-White hoe. Thick pawg ass white bytch. COMPLETE slut. She is down for anything and everything. We stopped talking because she switched careers and got busy. She came over last night and i fukked her mouth while watch porn on the big screen. Beat the p*ssy up and sent her home. She wants me to setup a gangbang situation with a few of my boys. Loves black dikk, but shes a complete slut.
-Chicago. This chick is in love with me. She will do anything i ask. If i say jump, she will ask how high. There is nothing i cant ask her for. She loves taking me out, getting me drunk, and taking me home to fukk. She paid for the first two dates even though i had the money in my pocket and was willing to pay. Completely submissive. Shes never flaked on one date or meet up, and loves to suck me off. Shes my main chick and the rest are just flavors that i enjoy from time to time.
So ultimately, i dont care about that chick flaking on me because i have plenty of others who are hella into me. i say all that to say this: ALWAYS KEEP A ROSTER. IF you cant build a roster, find a chick who is more into you than you are into her, and feast. Theres plenty of bytches out here and they're all fukking brehs, so just find the ones for you. And if the one you want doesn't want you back, then shes not the one for you. Does not mean there is anything wrong with you brehs
lol bro ur a comedian
PewPew
I came from nothing
How so?
PewPew
I came from nothing
i met the director chick on a website called FetLife. Its basically Facebook for BDSM
kash and i worked together before. I was her manager at a job we shared. We didnt start fukking until she got fired though.
I met the white hoe and Chicago on Fetlife as well.
The BLK app has been great to me too.
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The Odum of Ala Igbo
Hail Biafra!
This man knowsFetlife?
They got them thick ass older white milfs on there like Naughty Alysha, Brandi Love, Lisa Ann, Ava Addams, Kendra Lust, Alexis Golden, Hot Wife Rio, Gabrielle Santini, Charlee Chase, etc.?
The Odum of Ala Igbo
Hail Biafra!
Just overheard a chick just say
“I found out he had to go to child support court, All this time I was thinking kid #3 was kid #2”
Dating game crazy
