Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[BadBoy]

gawd sqwad we got indoor and outdoor pools breh. You can't be disrespecting us

How old are you n why you joining the military? I’m thinking of joining myself

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

@His_Excellence_Reincar @kevm3 @Mr Hate Coffee @Turbulent @T-K-G @Meet The Sniper
@twan83

Spoiler

Aight brehs so y'all may remember I was talking about a 33 year old chick who was showing me some interest in the post I quoted. Well tonight me and her went out. She makes the third date I went out on this week. Wednesday I went out with a chick and on Thursday another. Well I meet up with shorty tonight and we hit up a spot called Red Rooster in harlem. I heard about the place from a few associates but had no idea what to expect. We get to the restaurant and it's clearly some high established classy joint. We walk through the door and they ask us if we had a reservation. A reservation??? They said ok well we may have a few tables downstairs. So we walk to the downstairs area and they seat us and hand us menus. I look at the menu and there's only like 10 meals on it to choose from. Most of it is seafood which I'm allergic to . shyt is like $20 dollars a meal at that. I look at the menu and see the appetizers got some chicken, waffle combos, but it's 16 bucks FOR A APETIZER . She says that she wants to try the chop suey shyt(whatever the fukk that is). Her food costed 23 dollars. That along with my meal makes $39. Normally I have a rule that I don't spend more than $30 on a date. When I got out I bring only about $50 cash Just to make sure I don't go over that limit. I had my bank card too but I never swipe my card in restaurants(I know nikkas who be doing that scam shyt with the black box where they swipe your card and get all your info). So we're still looking at the menu making our final decisions and the waitress comes and asks us if we'd like anything to drink. The choices of water are (distilled, sparking and regular tap) I say "Just water" . She says can I have "sparkling water". The waitress is like "sure!" We also order our meals and start to talking. They bring us our waters and mine is a medium sized wine glass with some water and ice in it. Hers is a glass and tall ass container of some sparkly ass bubbly water that I know ain't free. We're having a great convo lots of touching and flirting and laughing. I can tell she feeling your boy. Our food gets here and we start grubbing. I had two medium ass pieces of fried chicken and two small ass waffles. I don't give a fukk tho cause i'm not really that hungry. We're still talking, More laughs and touching and flirting(I can smash soon! I know it!). The chemistry was AMAZING! It didn't feel like a first date. We were talking about crappy jobs we had in the past and I brought a Job I had years ago at a coffee shop making drinks and waiting tables. She asks me "what color is a latte?" I'm like "what color?" she's like "yea! Like is it my complexion? Your complexion?" I don't know what the fukk she was getting at with that question. She's a little on the light side and I'm a brown skin dude. I said some smooth shyt outta nowhere like "If we had a Baby. That color!" Her eyes lid up and she started blushing. So I know I planted that sexual seed In her mind unintentionally. Well we're talking more and laughing and we finish our food. One of the waiters comes and takes our plates. Our waitress comes back like "Would you guys like to see a dessert menu?" I can only Imagine how expensive their desserts are So i'm like "Nah I'm good. I don't like sweets". Here shorty Go "I'd like to see one" On the inside I'm like . So they bring over two menus and she's like "You see anything you like? Something not too sweet?" I'm Like nah I'm good. But she orders some apple crust yogurt shyt. They bring that over and two plates and spoons. She's like are you gonna share it with me? eith the puppy dog eyes. I'm like nah you might have cooties. She's like your were just touching me(I was playing this intimacy game with her. which required us holding hands). I'm like "so I didn't lick them" She's like "whatever" and slides a little piece of it onto my plate. I try it and it's not so bad We're talking more and our birthdays are a day apart. And she jokes around like "we're gonna bump heads a lot in our relationship". I'm ready to get the fukk up outta there. So the waitress comes and brings us the bill. Altogether shyt came up to like 65 bucks(without tip!) Because of that damn dessert and water!!! Shorty gets up and excuses herself to go the bathroom. I take out my wallet and Pull out my 50 dollar bill and put it on the table(This chick is putting something in! I don't give a fukk how cute she is!) So she gets rom the bathroom(which took longer than usual. I see what she was trynna do.) So I get up and I go to the bathroom while she sits at the table.I take a piss wash my hands and come back to find she ain't put down no bread! So We talk it out and I'm like "Put down something and I'll pay you back when we get outside near an ATM." She start complaining and shyt and I'm not trynna hear none of that. So she reaches in her purse and pulls out two 5 dollar bills. I'm Like "you short 5" she like "well this is all I got, You don't have a card?" I'm like "You don't have a card!?!?!? . Apparently she doesn't. She's like blah blah blah this is awkward, you should've told me there was a limit blah blah blah. She gets up out her seat and Is like "Well I'm going upstairs I'll leave this for you to handle". She gets up and starts walking upstairs. So I get up and I start walking up the stairs! We almost get to the door when the waitress comes up on me taps me on the shoulder. I turn around And shorty keeps walking so fukk It I pay with my bank card. But the time it's all said and done shorty Is Long gone. I know I prolly fukked this up with her. But how she come to dinner and assume I'ma pay for her and not bring no paper??? Then try to walk off and leave me like ima be washin dishes dolo on some herb shyt? Bushes for her!










But yea So two outta three dates this week. Not so bad! I just wanted to share this story with my brehs. It's probably an L for me but I still feel good cuz I got the other two chicks to fall back on. Have options brehs.

this story literally got me over here like


breh...... you know what, nvm

 

[Mister_DoItNice]

That’s some pitiful shyt.

 

[Balla]

That story was pure comedy, sounded like a movie!



I can't believe I've seen so many dudes telling other dudes to pay for women on dates like this, this is why we don't. We're not cheap, we're not expecting p*ssy, but girls try to pull a fast one on us and get mad when we don't pay for you, girl couldn't even put in 15 bucks!

That's ridiculous and fukked up, fukk paying for a meal.

 

[Mister_DoItNice]

That story was pure comedy, sounded like a movie!



I can't believe I've seen so many dudes telling other dudes to pay for women on dates like this, this is why we don't. We're not cheap, we're not expecting p*ssy, but girls try to pull a fast one on us and get mad when we don't pay for you, girl couldn't even put in 15 bucks!

That's ridiculous and fukked up, fukk paying for a meal.

I’m not seeing where shorty tried to pull a fast one. If he knew he had a certain set limit to spend on the date then that should’ve been established beforehand. If he expected her to kick in, once again, that should’ve been established beforehand.

He didn’t do that so he paid for it on the backend by making the mood awkward. To me, that’s an L. I didn’t find it funny at all. But I understand the generational gap in this thread.

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

How old are you n why you joining the military? I’m thinking of joining myself

26. Many reasons. I want the skills that come along with it. The education the adventure, for my future and well being and the opportunities. And also bc i feel like i can do even more but society is more like crabs in a bucket than actually setting up a line to maximize your potential. Plus i love my country

 

[Balla]

She tried to dip on him when she ain't wanna give him the 15 she owed him.

It's was funny because I imagined it as a comedy in my mind.

I wasn't laughing at dude, just the situation and the ridiculousness that she couldn't at least give up 15 without an attitude.

I’m not seeing where shorty tried to pull a fast one. If he knew he had a certain set limit to spend on the date then that should’ve been established beforehand. If he expected her to kick in, once again, that should’ve been established beforehand.

He didn’t do that so he paid for it on the backend by making the mood awkward. To me, that’s an L. I didn’t find it funny at all. But I understand the generational gap in this thread.

 

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]

one of the undergrad senior students I tutored (teaching assistant for some of you) last year in my college emailed me today on some "hey, since im officially not your student anymore, how about we grab coffee sometime" and left her number for me.

I aint even know one of them girls in that course was checking the boi out.



She aint ugly, just a regular thick 6 ...so you know I cant say no to that




EDIT: I can tell she was nervous too cause she sent the same email twice with a few adjectives tweaked in a space of 2 hours. Like I said, 2018 bout to be eat good season for me and my hairline damn near fixed while my lil afro is growing

 

[MikelArteta]

Been talking and chilling with this girl for a while. I asked her a question and she screen shot a earlier convo saying I already asked her this.

In that screen shot I noticed she doesn't even have me as a saved phone contact

 

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]

@His_Excellence_Reincar @kevm3 @Mr Hate Coffee @Turbulent @T-K-G @Meet The Sniper
@twan83

Spoiler

Aight brehs so y'all may remember I was talking about a 33 year old chick who was showing me some interest in the post I quoted. Well tonight me and her went out. She makes the third date I went out on this week. Wednesday I went out with a chick and on Thursday another. Well I meet up with shorty tonight and we hit up a spot called Red Rooster in harlem. I heard about the place from a few associates but had no idea what to expect. We get to the restaurant and it's clearly some high established classy joint. We walk through the door and they ask us if we had a reservation. A reservation??? They said ok well we may have a few tables downstairs. So we walk to the downstairs area and they seat us and hand us menus. I look at the menu and there's only like 10 meals on it to choose from. Most of it is seafood which I'm allergic to . shyt is like $20 dollars a meal at that. I look at the menu and see the appetizers got some chicken, waffle combos, but it's 16 bucks FOR A APETIZER . She says that she wants to try the chop suey shyt(whatever the fukk that is). Her food costed 23 dollars. That along with my meal makes $39. Normally I have a rule that I don't spend more than $30 on a date. When I got out I bring only about $50 cash Just to make sure I don't go over that limit. I had my bank card too but I never swipe my card in restaurants(I know nikkas who be doing that scam shyt with the black box where they swipe your card and get all your info). So we're still looking at the menu making our final decisions and the waitress comes and asks us if we'd like anything to drink. The choices of water are (distilled, sparking and regular tap) I say "Just water" . She says can I have "sparkling water". The waitress is like "sure!" We also order our meals and start to talking. They bring us our waters and mine is a medium sized wine glass with some water and ice in it. Hers is a glass and tall ass container of some sparkly ass bubbly water that I know ain't free. We're having a great convo lots of touching and flirting and laughing. I can tell she feeling your boy. Our food gets here and we start grubbing. I had two medium ass pieces of fried chicken and two small ass waffles. I don't give a fukk tho cause i'm not really that hungry. We're still talking, More laughs and touching and flirting(I can smash soon! I know it!). The chemistry was AMAZING! It didn't feel like a first date. We were talking about crappy jobs we had in the past and I brought a Job I had years ago at a coffee shop making drinks and waiting tables. She asks me "what color is a latte?" I'm like "what color?" she's like "yea! Like is it my complexion? Your complexion?" I don't know what the fukk she was getting at with that question. She's a little on the light side and I'm a brown skin dude. I said some smooth shyt outta nowhere like "If we had a Baby. That color!" Her eyes lid up and she started blushing. So I know I planted that sexual seed In her mind unintentionally. Well we're talking more and laughing and we finish our food. One of the waiters comes and takes our plates. Our waitress comes back like "Would you guys like to see a dessert menu?" I can only Imagine how expensive their desserts are So i'm like "Nah I'm good. I don't like sweets". Here shorty Go "I'd like to see one" On the inside I'm like . So they bring over two menus and she's like "You see anything you like? Something not too sweet?" I'm Like nah I'm good. But she orders some apple crust yogurt shyt. They bring that over and two plates and spoons. She's like are you gonna share it with me? eith the puppy dog eyes. I'm like nah you might have cooties. She's like your were just touching me(I was playing this intimacy game with her. which required us holding hands). I'm like "so I didn't lick them" She's like "whatever" and slides a little piece of it onto my plate. I try it and it's not so bad We're talking more and our birthdays are a day apart. And she jokes around like "we're gonna bump heads a lot in our relationship". I'm ready to get the fukk up outta there. So the waitress comes and brings us the bill. Altogether shyt came up to like 65 bucks(without tip!) Because of that damn dessert and water!!! Shorty gets up and excuses herself to go the bathroom. I take out my wallet and Pull out my 50 dollar bill and put it on the table(This chick is putting something in! I don't give a fukk how cute she is!) So she gets rom the bathroom(which took longer than usual. I see what she was trynna do.) So I get up and I go to the bathroom while she sits at the table.I take a piss wash my hands and come back to find she ain't put down no bread! So We talk it out and I'm like "Put down something and I'll pay you back when we get outside near an ATM." She start complaining and shyt and I'm not trynna hear none of that. So she reaches in her purse and pulls out two 5 dollar bills. I'm Like "you short 5" she like "well this is all I got, You don't have a card?" I'm like "You don't have a card!?!?!? . Apparently she doesn't. She's like blah blah blah this is awkward, you should've told me there was a limit blah blah blah. She gets up out her seat and Is like "Well I'm going upstairs I'll leave this for you to handle". She gets up and starts walking upstairs. So I get up and I start walking up the stairs! We almost get to the door when the waitress comes up on me taps me on the shoulder. I turn around And shorty keeps walking so fukk It I pay with my bank card. But the time it's all said and done shorty Is Long gone. I know I prolly fukked this up with her. But how she come to dinner and assume I'ma pay for her and not bring no paper??? Then try to walk off and leave me like ima be washin dishes dolo on some herb shyt? Bushes for her!










But yea So two outta three dates this week. Not so bad! I just wanted to share this story with my brehs. It's probably an L for me but I still feel good cuz I got the other two chicks to fall back on. Have options brehs.

:damndamn:this bullshyt right here is the reason why i dont EVER go on dates. Its either we meet up at bar to get drinks or she come over to my place and we have a home cooked meal. Either that or she getting tossed to the bushesView media item 15466

 

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]

Been talking and chilling with this girl for a while. I asked her a question and she screen shot a earlier convo saying I already asked her this.

In that screen shot I noticed she doesn't even have me as a saved phone contact

you are obviously not yet a priority and havent established your position yet...she might have a nikka already and is trying to keep you hidden by not saving your number incase you call or text while she's with him. Either way I wouldnt really care unless you know she aint feeling u at all, then in that case bush her ass

 

[Mister_DoItNice]

Been talking and chilling with this girl for a while. I asked her a question and she screen shot a earlier convo saying I already asked her this.

In that screen shot I noticed she doesn't even have me as a saved phone contact

What’s a while?

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

Been talking and chilling with this girl for a while. I asked her a question and she screen shot a earlier convo saying I already asked her this.

In that screen shot I noticed she doesn't even have me as a saved phone contact

Dw iont save ppl numbers fir a while either. Ppl be too finicky so y put em n

 

[RealAssanova]

gotta stop puttin these hoes on a pedestal and thinking that because a girl is really attractive, that i somehow gotta approach her differently.

fukks up my whole vibe/demeanor and ultimately the date aswell. Makes me come off as nervous and a nice/sweet guy.

 

[TRUEST]

I’m not seeing where shorty tried to pull a fast one. If he knew he had a certain set limit to spend on the date then that should’ve been established beforehand. If he expected her to kick in, once again, that should’ve been established beforehand.

He didn’t do that so he paid for it on the backend by making the mood awkward. To me, that’s an L. I didn’t find it funny at all. But I understand the generational gap in this thread.

I'm of mixed feelings about that post.

1. she did try to pull a fast one. when a girl gets up to run to the bathroom around the time that the bill gets there, that's a very, very clear sign to let you know she aint sh1t. she coulda said to ol boy, do u want me to pitch in? or not even ask at all and just put money down. that's some shady sh1t for any one to do. i mean, if a guy takes u to a restaurant and ur out there ordering whatever u want, knowing damn well you have no intentions of paying, that's evil.

2. second, theres some blame for the OP in this story. he shoulda just sucked this up and paid this once. and next date should have been at his house. and if she comes up with some sh1t like "I'm not comfortable coming to ur house yet", then, he should know what time it is and this chick is just looking for someone to use. and bush her fast.

3. going on dinner dates is not something that I particularly frown upon. its worked many times. but i personally feel a chick should only get one of those before y'all fucck. some don't even need that one dinner date. they can just come to your house or have drinks or something low-key before hand.

and u can tell a lot about a chick from a dinner date. if she orders a lot or gives no damn about the food she's ordering, and when the bill comes she doesn't offer to pay, then, again, back to point 1, u know this chick is evil. and by evil, i mean, this is the type of chick that will justify taking all ur sh1t in the event u find yourself married to her or have a kid by her and y'all break up. she will take all ur sh1t and justify it in her mind that "if the law says its ok, then, its ok. its mine".

the OP definitely made the situation ugly and awkward. and i decided to post this because he says he got 2 other chicks to fall back on. if he doesn't know how to handle these awkward situations, he'll fucck up those other two. @George Gooney move with care.