Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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Top 5 reasons to get married:


"1. Because I’m weak and stupid and I have to have a replacement mommy to get through life. I will never learn cooking and cleaning; I need a wife who will saddle me up for the job – like a trained horse – and then sit and watch TV (“the hardest job in the world”).

2. The only way I can hope to get sex is by offering a woman half of my earnings – or more if alimony arises. I realize I am only buying a few years, and then her interest will drop way off.

3. Some people might shame me if I stay single. I am too weak to deal with that, and I am too stupid to think through the rightness or fairness of society’s demands.

4. CupCake might break up with me if I don’t offer a completely one-sided agreement in which she has all the advantages and she can terminate it at any time – taking the advantages (formerly know as “my stuff”) with her.

5. Just ‘cuz. I’m not sure myself."



1) Makes wedding planners & organizers rich.
2) Keeps banquet halls & caterers busy & making profit.
3) Increases disposable income within couples which is good for the general economy.
4) Old belief systems which are barely tolerated in the “New Western Culture”.
5) Ma or Pa has that 12 gauge loaded and aimed at your goodies…

Given that the USA has the worlds highest divorce rate and the fattest lawyers…. seems a moot question.

Top 10 Divorce Countries:
# 1 United States: 4.95 per 1,000 people
# 2 Puerto Rico: 4.47 per 1,000 people
# 3 Russia: 3.36 per 1,000 people
# 4 United Kingdom: 3.08 per 1,000 people
# 5 Denmark: 2.81 per 1,000 people
# 6 New Zealand: 2.63 per 1,000 people
# 7 Australia: 2.52 per 1,000 people
# 8 Canada: 2.46 per 1,000 people
# 9 Finland: 1.85 per 1,000 people
# 10 Barbados: 1.21 per 1,000 people

Post Marriage Industry is massive:
Divorce lawyers, family law lawyers, Criminal law lawyers, judges & court staffer’s, Police Officer’s, Child Protection Services, Prison Services (for dad’s who can’t afford the court judgements), homeless shelter’s (for dad’s wiped out by divorce), Feminist Organizations fighting for the Mom Only world (the self destruction groups), Blogger’s who write about how bad divorce is and how poorly the kids, mom & dad are doing as a result (sorry but there is $$ being generated via traffic counts etc), Advocates for Mom’s, Dad’s & Kids who constantly argue and never discuss what is the real solution to the ills, ad nauseum…"
 

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Now who else wanna fukk with Hollywood Court?
Subtype B is what i am looking for right now. Usually great girls other than being a bit insecure. Low sexual partner count as well.

Former tomboys are great as well, they are more secure, usually really low maintenance and their awkwardness with men keeps their count low. The best are those that grew up with brothers and had an active father, they don't crave male attention.
 

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I've had that all my life -

"Born to run baby run like a stream down a mountainside, with the wind at my back I don't ever even bat an eye"


It comes in handy, sometimes I think it's a gift and a curse though.
It is definitely a gift and a curse. It's a good thing to be able to leave, but it undoubtedly can scar others around you without that being your intent. An ex gf? who cares, but some people really get hurt (friends, acquaintances) who really have not done anything to you but you left behind anyway.

I think all of us can share that story, just some do it more often than others. I have done it maybe a little too quickly at times, but most of the time its to not put myself in a position in where I know I am either going to regret or at a losing situation sticking around.

I have had to explain myself to a couple of women in my past as to why I was leaving for what seemed like no reason at all. I actually tend to limit my options because I am a little different than most on here. I love the internet and technology, but still separate that when it comes to any serious relationship (unless that what you are seeking at that time through POF and other sites). I find very little use for long distance friendships or relationships...and when that time inevitably comes that I leave Kentucky...the cycle will begin again and people will get hurt unintentionally. I don't want to leave and say...Keep in Touch when its never going to happen outside of Facebook wall posts back and forth...fukk that
 

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It took me years to acquire that skill

Another reason why I don't see myself getting married, the flexibility of ending it whenever I feel like at a glance and walking away and never looming back like lots wife would be taken from me.

I cut off my best female friend who I've known since like gr 3 a few weeks ago, she said every time she talks to me I'm negative, so i said ok I won't talk to you anymore goodbye. It's been like two weeks haven't said a word deleted her number and never looking back, of course she has sent long texts apologizing bla bla, but eh that's life.
the funny thing is while most men don't have the ability to walk away at a moment's notice a woman can emotionally detach and walk away from a man in an instant and not think twice. as emotional as women are many of them don't get emotionally invested in the men they deal with. they have a guy in their lives and he serves a purpose and when he refuses to serve that purpose they emotionally detach and drop him like he never meant anything to her because deep down he probably didn't.

a woman will have a man in her life and wants him to simp and if he doesn't simp anymore she drops him. a man will have a woman in his life and wanna hit it and if she doesn't put out he'll still hang around and deal with her.
 

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I am thinking about giving online dating one more shot...even if it is sexist and stacked against males


:why:

Free sites are, if you can find a promo code for match for a month id give it a shot

Pof and okcupid are waste bins and filled with some of the worse women out there
 

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I am thinking about giving online dating one more shot...even if it is sexist and stacked against males


:why:


I've had the best results with CL.. I've never gotten anywhere with Plenty of Fat, BP, Tagged or any of that..

With CL:

Don't respond to profiles, make a profile & let them come to you..

Put 1 decent picture up..

Have a witty, concise profile without the typical cliche's.. None of that "Hey, I'm looking for a queen" bullshyt..


Had all types of women responding, different ages/races -- no SPAM or bots or anything..
 
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I've had the best results with CL.. I've never gotten anywhere with Plenty of Fat, BP, Tagged or any of that..

With CL:

Don't respond to profiles, make a profile & let them come to you..

Put 1 decent picture up..

Have a witty, concise profile without the typical cliche's.. None of that "Hey, I'm looking for a queen" bullshyt..


Had all types of women responding, different ages/races -- no SPAM or bots or anything..

Craigslist? That site is :flabbynsick: in my area. A young man got chopped up in a garage by trying to date from craigslist. shyt is dead now.
 

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A whole lot of that sounds like insecurity to me. Women are just extremely picky, if you think Women are getting all dressed up and spending all that time to get themselves looking good to talk to NOT even ONE guy you are fooling yourself.

The problem is that they can get anywhere from 10-50 guys to talk to her...and most decent women are only going to let one to get to them. Your odds are at best 10%

I don't like clubs either, but even I know that. Also, he sounds like the type to put in mad work into a female...that's not the way to approach these things.

they mostly want the attention but i'll let you stay in the matrix
 

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they mostly want the attention but i'll let you stay in the matrix
Thats obvious, most women want attention almost all the time. To sit there and act like they are not at least taking one guy in the whole club seriously is foolish.

Dude is saying they are talking to NOBODY...you don't seriously believe that do you :comeon:
 

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Thats obvious, most women want attention almost all the time. To sit there and act like they are not at least taking one guy in the whole club seriously is foolish.

Dude is saying they are talking to NOBODY...you don't seriously believe that do you :comeon:

i guess but i don't really care what women wants because they're minds are feeble and easily corruptable.
 
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