Top 5 reasons to get married:
"1. Because I’m weak and stupid and I have to have a replacement mommy to get through life. I will never learn cooking and cleaning; I need a wife who will saddle me up for the job – like a trained horse – and then sit and watch TV (“the hardest job in the world”).
2. The only way I can hope to get sex is by offering a woman half of my earnings – or more if alimony arises. I realize I am only buying a few years, and then her interest will drop way off.
3. Some people might shame me if I stay single. I am too weak to deal with that, and I am too stupid to think through the rightness or fairness of society’s demands.
4. CupCake might break up with me if I don’t offer a completely one-sided agreement in which she has all the advantages and she can terminate it at any time – taking the advantages (formerly know as “my stuff”) with her.
5. Just ‘cuz. I’m not sure myself."
1) Makes wedding planners & organizers rich.
2) Keeps banquet halls & caterers busy & making profit.
3) Increases disposable income within couples which is good for the general economy.
4) Old belief systems which are barely tolerated in the “New Western Culture”.
5) Ma or Pa has that 12 gauge loaded and aimed at your goodies…
Given that the USA has the worlds highest divorce rate and the fattest lawyers…. seems a moot question.
Top 10 Divorce Countries:
# 1 United States: 4.95 per 1,000 people
# 2 Puerto Rico: 4.47 per 1,000 people
# 3 Russia: 3.36 per 1,000 people
# 4 United Kingdom: 3.08 per 1,000 people
# 5 Denmark: 2.81 per 1,000 people
# 6 New Zealand: 2.63 per 1,000 people
# 7 Australia: 2.52 per 1,000 people
# 8 Canada: 2.46 per 1,000 people
# 9 Finland: 1.85 per 1,000 people
# 10 Barbados: 1.21 per 1,000 people
Post Marriage Industry is massive:
Divorce lawyers, family law lawyers, Criminal law lawyers, judges & court staffer’s, Police Officer’s, Child Protection Services, Prison Services (for dad’s who can’t afford the court judgements), homeless shelter’s (for dad’s wiped out by divorce), Feminist Organizations fighting for the Mom Only world (the self destruction groups), Blogger’s who write about how bad divorce is and how poorly the kids, mom & dad are doing as a result (sorry but there is $$ being generated via traffic counts etc), Advocates for Mom’s, Dad’s & Kids who constantly argue and never discuss what is the real solution to the ills, ad nauseum…"
"1. Because I’m weak and stupid and I have to have a replacement mommy to get through life. I will never learn cooking and cleaning; I need a wife who will saddle me up for the job – like a trained horse – and then sit and watch TV (“the hardest job in the world”).
2. The only way I can hope to get sex is by offering a woman half of my earnings – or more if alimony arises. I realize I am only buying a few years, and then her interest will drop way off.
3. Some people might shame me if I stay single. I am too weak to deal with that, and I am too stupid to think through the rightness or fairness of society’s demands.
4. CupCake might break up with me if I don’t offer a completely one-sided agreement in which she has all the advantages and she can terminate it at any time – taking the advantages (formerly know as “my stuff”) with her.
5. Just ‘cuz. I’m not sure myself."
1) Makes wedding planners & organizers rich.
2) Keeps banquet halls & caterers busy & making profit.
3) Increases disposable income within couples which is good for the general economy.
4) Old belief systems which are barely tolerated in the “New Western Culture”.
5) Ma or Pa has that 12 gauge loaded and aimed at your goodies…
Given that the USA has the worlds highest divorce rate and the fattest lawyers…. seems a moot question.
Top 10 Divorce Countries:
# 1 United States: 4.95 per 1,000 people
# 2 Puerto Rico: 4.47 per 1,000 people
# 3 Russia: 3.36 per 1,000 people
# 4 United Kingdom: 3.08 per 1,000 people
# 5 Denmark: 2.81 per 1,000 people
# 6 New Zealand: 2.63 per 1,000 people
# 7 Australia: 2.52 per 1,000 people
# 8 Canada: 2.46 per 1,000 people
# 9 Finland: 1.85 per 1,000 people
# 10 Barbados: 1.21 per 1,000 people
Post Marriage Industry is massive:
Divorce lawyers, family law lawyers, Criminal law lawyers, judges & court staffer’s, Police Officer’s, Child Protection Services, Prison Services (for dad’s who can’t afford the court judgements), homeless shelter’s (for dad’s wiped out by divorce), Feminist Organizations fighting for the Mom Only world (the self destruction groups), Blogger’s who write about how bad divorce is and how poorly the kids, mom & dad are doing as a result (sorry but there is $$ being generated via traffic counts etc), Advocates for Mom’s, Dad’s & Kids who constantly argue and never discuss what is the real solution to the ills, ad nauseum…"