Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[The Message]

No matter if they are Phd or ADHD, stay sippin or stone sober, head wrapped or weaved, section 8 or 8 bedroom house, CEO to stripper, Range Rover to bus pass, Fendi or Forever21, slut to celibate, welfare to wealthy, Trini to Hindu, 6 pack abs to ....18 to 80, blind, crippled and crazy....just remember - THEY'RE ALL THE SAME.

 

[MikelArteta]

Fellas a question what if you called a chick out on something but you were wrong

Would you apologize?

 

[The Message]

I would. If I'm wrong, I'm wrong and will admit it. I'm not gonna kiss her ass and get on hands and knees tho. I'm like Bill Clinton. "Mistakes were made..." lol

 

[Nintendough]

Fellas a question what if you called a chick out on something but you were wrong

Would you apologize?

I think I would say something on the lines of "A mistake took place and I regret it" to cool things off. I would also point out that i'm a rational person and I wouldn't call anybody out on something unless they did something to cause suspicion. Depending on the situation, I might continue to further question a few details to make sure something lesser that might have happened doesn't get overlooked.

 

[Ohene]

I'd apologize after stating the reasons behind my assumptions

 

[MikelArteta]

Propaganda mechanics. Women copy each other. They parrot what the media says. If one of them voices a different opinion, she becomes an outcast. Unless the outcast groups with similar outcasts, the herd has won the battle of keeping the copycat-parrotting-clones status quo intact. Self-fulfilling prophecy. The dumb herd rejects dissidents from its colony, and maintains dominance, until an equal, bigger, or stronger herd comes in. Then it's called a new fashion. Repeat cycle.


To nearly all women a man's love is something that is disposable, at any time for any reason. The average woman will simply throw away more love than the average man could ever dream of just having in the first place.

 

[MikelArteta]

I'm hard headed don't know if I'm going to apologize, I basically called her a scandalous slut on information gathered but the info was wrong

 

[Mr. Pink]

Just tell her it was a preemptive strike, to keep her on her toes.

Spoiler

Just kidding. If an apology is actually deserved I have no problem offering it. We fault women for their poor judgement and lack of integrity so we should hold ourselves to the same standard.

 

[MikelArteta]

RULE 1:**You are the prize, she must work for you.
Reason:**Because in this day and age not only are you bringing down income, you are the one who has built his own empire: a nice car, house, good reputation. You are also trained how to handle the domestic side of things i.e cooking, cleaning.... because most "liberated" women no longer do this and don't know how.**So in the end what does she offer other than sex which you can get from any woman?**See right there you are the prize not her.

RULE 2:**You make the rules.
Reason:**Its not your job to jump through hops, you work for a living, you have friends, you simply just have better things to do.**Speaking of better things to do, being the one that sets the rules for wheither or not a woman gets to date you or keep dating you helps you weed out the losers.**Because you simply have better things to do.

RULE 3:**Always use a condom.
Reason:**There are plently of women out there with "baby rabbies."**Just as there are plenty of women out there who forget to take their pill or simply lie about it.**Do you want an 18+ prison sentence and pay support after raising the kid?**No?**Then wrap your shyt up.**Also dispose of that condom just in case she has any ideas for that sperm.

RULE 4:**Spend No More Than $60 On A Date
Reason:**The more you spend does not translate into you getting laid.**If you want to spend money getting laid, get a prostitute and if you do that you better spend more than 60 dollars and wrap it up tight.

RULE 5:**Date More Than One Woman.
Reason:**Just because you two go on a date doesn't mean you are going steady.**Trust me she is dating more than one guy when she is with you.

RULE 6:**Never Say "I Love You."
Reason:**She is your date not your wife.**The longer you hold off saying "I Love You" the more she will die to hear it.**Hold off just long enough one of two things will happen: 1.**She will leave because she can't win the game of making you say it when you probably don't really mean it.**2.**When you do say it, it will mean so much to hear you say it her will to act like typical skank will be broken, as long as you don't shower her with "I Love Yous."

RULE 7:**THE FIRST DATE IS HER FIRST INTERVIEW.
Reason:**You are using the first date to find out wheither or not she is a loser.**If you can get this done on the first date you will save yourself not just heartache, but money and time, which you can later use on the stuff you want to do.**

RULE 8:**IF YOU ARE PAYING YOU CALL THE SHOTS FOR THE DATE.
Reason:**Its your money, you control the time, the place, the day and what you do.**Remember it was she that wanted to hang out with you in the first place, and if she doesn't like what you do for fun how can she ever like you?

RULE 9:**There Are No Second Chances.
Reason:**She won't give you any.**She is old enough to know that she needs to bring her A game on a date.**We are talking the total package, manners, sense of humor, up beat attitude, conversation skills and sense of adventure.**If she seems "off" that night, you call it off.**She should know better than to half ass a date.

RULE 10:**YOU WILL NOT ALLOW HER TO "TEST" YOU.
Reason:**You are not some social science project to see just how far you will go to make an ass out of yourself for her.

RULE 11:**FORGET EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW ABOUT DATING AND LOVE.
Reason:**Because TV and your parents lied to you.**When someone starts giving you the hollywood version of romance I want you to picture in your head a football stadium of people chanting OVER-RATED!

RULE 12:**Trust Your Closest Friends.
Reason:**If they think see is a bytch and you can't figure out why they are seeing something you can't.**Trust me women do this all the time.

RULE 13:**If You Are Under 30 The Words "Long Term Relationship" Do Not Belong In Your Love Life.
Reason:**You are young, go out and have fun.**Don't worry most women won't be mentally prepared to be mothers and wives until age 35.**Then again there a plenty of women that will never be ready.

RULE 14: No Weekend Dates, No Lunch Dates, No Double Dates.
Reason:**You are in demand, the less she has of you the more she will want.**Lunch dates and double dates are meant to be harmless which will land you in the friends catogory.

RULE 15:**You Are An a$$hole.
Reason:**a$$hole's get laid, nice guy's get to hear about a$$holes getting laid.

RULE 16:**THE WORD "NEXT" SHALL BE IN YOUR DATING VOCABULARY.
Reason:**She tries to test you= Next.**She tries to make you jealous by dating other guys= Next slut.**She only likes expensive dates= Next you gold digger.**The point is when she turns out to be a dud she's fired.**Or as Grounds Keeper Willie best put it "Back to the Loch with you Nessie!"

RULE 17:**Don't Buy Her Drinks, Gifts, Clothes.
Reason:**She is not your wife let her pay your own way.

RULE 18:**CHIVALRY IS DEAD WE ARE ALL EQUALS.
Reason:**Feminists killed this idea, so we are all equals which means no special treatment.

RULE 19:**ANY WOMAN IS REPLACALBE.
Reason:**Date enough women and you will see they pretty much are the same.**Why do you think guys keep getting reminded of their ex's even when they are dating a new girl.

RULE 20:** Exchanging Phone Numbers.
Reason:**You get hers, she doesn't get yours.

RULE 21: YOU CALL ONCE ONLY ONCE.
Reason:**If she really wants to hang out with you she will call.

RULE 22:**YOU DO NOT DATE IN ORDER TO VALIDATE YOUR EXSISTANCE OR BECAUSE YOUR FRIENDS ALL HAVE WOMEN.
Reason: You do it because it makes you happy, when it stops making you happy then you stop dating.

RULE 23:**When Your Level Of Importance To Her Drops, You Drop Her.
Reason:**You shouldn't play second fiddle to her phone, sororiety, friends or other guys.

RULE 24:**WHEN YOU BREAK UP, YOU BURN ALL BRIDGES.
Reason:**You are not going to have that awkward ex girl friend that fukks up your game by throwing you signs you might get back together.**It will only fukk up your ability to be happy in the future.

RULE 25:**DATE SOMEONE YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT.
Reason:**When you break up, which you will, you will experience what it is like to break up so when the real thing happens you can bounce back.

RULE 26:**AFTER A BAD BREAK UP fukk 5 WOMEN.
Reason:**Trust me you will feel a lot better afterward.

RULE 27:**DATING SHOULD NEVER DISTRACT YOU.
Reason:**You have goals, a job, friends and hobbies and a life to live.**This shouldn't derail you from doing that.

RULE 28:**BE YOURSELF.
Reason:**Your personal image is what should attract women.**Plus at some point you will have to look yourself in the mirror.

RULE 29:** Tolerate Only Proper Behavior.
Reason:**Just like you have to potty train a puppy, you have train most women to act like the one you want.

RULE 30:**One Night Stands should be the norm.
Reason:**Most women are absolutely undateable, not unfukkable.

RULE 31:**YOU ARE NOT BOB VILLA.
Reason:**You do not take on fixer uppers, you want to drive a porsche you get one in mint condition.

RULE 32:**HER FRIENDS HAVE NO SAY IN YOUR DATING, fukkING, OR RELATIONSHIP.
Reason:**If she likes her friends ideas, she can date her friends.

RULE 33:**RESPECT IS EVERYTHING.
Reason:**IF SHE DOESN'T RESPECT YOU, SHE WILL NEVER fukk YOU, LET ALONE DATE YOU OR WANT YOU.**She has to be respectfull of you and earn your respect.

RULE 34:**TRUST MUST BE EARNED.
Reason:**Not all of them are good people.**We only get burned by those we give the keys to the city up front.

RULE 35:**The Only Way Rules Work Is If You Are Willing To Follow Them And Encourage Them.



Don't agree with all of em but

 

[Versa]

If you're wrong you should apologize. I support almost all of what this thread stands for, but being an unapologetic a$$hole isn't cool whether you're a male or female.

I would say to apologize and let it be that, but don't act all sad and intensely remorseful, apologizing 20 times with tears in your eyes. Basically apologize like a man and not like a wimp and it's all good. I think a trait of a good man is to accept when he is wrong and man up to it.

 

[MikelArteta]

Well I guess I'll be the bigger man and apologize

Now to craft this ish

 

[Prodigital]

I apologize after explaining how wrong she is. The women I dealt with just wanna hear they're right even when they wrong. Dudes make the wrong assumption that the girl won't think twice after hearing an apology, contrarily, she'll think about it long after and youll prolly get a thorough lay out of it.

Best put is to break your stance down into a small text ballot that ends with "I understand why you mad tho I was fukking up" even if you wasn't. Shell read it once, feel vindicated, then read again on an off day and realize she was wrong.

Now this is saying that you are in fact right, if you're just a dummy and wrong about whatever shut the fukk up and pet the cat lol.

 

[Sharp]

Women don't apologize, so why should you?

Just say, "ok cool, I misunderstood or I misjudged"

Discussion is over. You ever notice that when women are wrong they still will try to manipulate an apology out of you by making you feel like whatever she did or said wrong is a direct result of something you did.

What I've learned in my experiences dealing with women is if they feel you are wrong whether you apologize or not, they are still going to respond the same way. The difference maker is whether you choose to argue with them or not. I keep it simple, on some "aight, that makes sense" or "my bad" and leave it at that.

I'm not begging any woman for forgiveness. She'll take that as a sign of weakness. She has to accept it, deal with it and move on. If you find that the women you are dealing with has difficulties doing these 3 things, you have a bigger problem on your hand breh

 

[MikelArteta]

if you are dealing with a girl and you found out she cheated in her past relationship, I would end it and run. . Emotionally healthy people with good character values do not cheat, even if they're in a bad relationship.

Cheating shows that a person has no problems sneaking around and lying. That little voice in our heads that keeps us from crossing boundaries and hurting others, is muted for cheaters. They are selfish and not concerned with how their actions affect others. It shows a lack of respect for committed relationships. They do not value fidelity. Many cheaters are conflict avoiders. Instead of addressing the issues within them or in their relationship, they escape and look for other ways to get their needs met. This is a huge clue as to how they will deal with other problems in their lives in sneaky and underhanded ways.

Women justify their cheating with feelings based excuses, such as blaming distance, arguments, lack of attention. Cheaters twist their bad behavior in ways that make it seem not so bad. As cheaters age, they don't learn to become faithful they learn to become better cheaters.

 

[winb83]

Cheating shows that a person has no problems sneaking around and lying. That little voice in our heads that keeps us from crossing boundaries and hurting others, is muted for cheaters.

I've found this true for many women in general cheater or not. Being a former simp a lot of my simping was solicited by these women who were using me. They'd ask me to do things for them for the specific point of using me and feign a sort of relationship with me at the moment to get the favors.

a lot of them would later rationalize why it was ok to use me by saying things like "i didn't make you do that stuff you did it on your own." the truth was however they ask me for that shyt on their own taking advantage of the fact they knew I liked them and would do it when they really weren't all that into me.

I don't blame them but I see it as a character flaw. I would never knowingly use someone just because I knew they cared about me and would help me out. It's not justifiable in my eyes because I can handle myself. I don't need to use people for gain.