Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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how did those turn out?

:lupe:

actually i found it more better than non single moms and maybe because i was lucky dated some decent ones.
i mean they didnt sweat me kept it fun and honest and some were :noah:

like i said i date both but found single mom's too fit me more easier cuz of their nature and their maturity. i usually can tell which one's are not bout that bs life and got a good head on their shoulder
 

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She said she got a 14 year old daughter and a 5 year old son. I told her I'm good and she hit me with the "a real man can handle a woman with kids" :dead:


that is some stupid ass shyt too say cuz like i said earlier in thread shyt can make u feel uncomfortable.

ex: u marry her and u ground the son he gonna be like u aint shyt u aint my daddy
u be wanna beat his ass type and he put them hands on u
u might catch a case and give em that ass whooping and she gonna be like dont touch my son type of tip

and u gonna be like he damn near grown talking too me like that fukk outta here

the 5 yr old u could mold teach em the ropes that 14 yr u can forget it he gonna just disrespect the shyt outta u he too far gone
 

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Just realized...A Man's logic vs. A woman's emotions when arguing about something important will lose 99.9 percent of the time. You must be able to satisfy the woman's emotional need first before coming at her with your logic.
personally, i would just ignore until she runs out of emotion and comes back to logic.
 

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nothing in particular but..

girl complains/attention whores online about being sexually harassed at work, and writing a long thing about it, everyone's like 'why didnt you do anything about it' and generally had a lot of questions. she leaves out HOW this horrible person did it. but explains being confused etc etc.

i know this girl well enough to be like :rolleyes: and i comment quit complaining, you're talking about it too much and i bet you probably liked it.

she's like :yeshrug: yeah i loved it, he just took charge and pressed himself on me and told me he wanted me. guess what.. after all this 'complaining' and !!!! and attention whoring for sympathy..... they ended up going out.

i'm sure theres a jumble of lessons in there.
 
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man i did that shyt once i was like 21 and she was 40 and had a son who was a junior in high school shyt was hella awkard cuz me and her son were playing damn tekken and shyt while she was getting ready

fukk i look like as a kid father that im what around 5 years older than :smh:

dont take it the wrong way i mean she was coo and all and i dated a lot of single moms but that kind of situation i can honestly say not my area of comfort

I remember when I was 22, I was messing with this 42 year old cape verdean chick and I was over at her place for the first time ready to bust a fat nut. She starts telling me her husband got killed :lupe:, her 25 year old son was fresh outta the pen:lupe:, her 23 year old son just got arrested the week before :dwillhuh:, and her 16 year old son was upstairs in his bedroom:pachaha:. I'm fresh outta college, just started my first job, and was like "oh god, please don't let any of these gangsta nikkas come thru while I'm here."

Anyways, she starts sucking me off like a vacuum. Never felt suction like that before. I was finna bust in 30 seconds and had to tell her to :whoa: slow down, let's go upstairs:smugdraper:. Her bedroom was right next to her 16 year old son's. And I felt kinda weird like damn, i'm about to beat the brake's offa dis lil nikka's mom's p*ssy while he's in the next room. He's probably gonna hear it and start crying (his mom said he had low self-esteem and would slit his wrists). But when she got naked, I was just like, oh well, everyone gotta go through some shyt in life. Listening to ya mama get pounded will be your shyt.

Anyways, the funny thing was, when we were fukkin, she was like "fukk me cape verdean style." :merchant::merchant::merchant: I'm like "what?" She's like "fukk me up my ass:hmm:" :banderas::wow::takedat:. :blessed:.................but I took a look at the 42 year old brown, balloon knot, and was like who knows what kind of creatures have accumulated in that thing over these years. Had to pass. :lolbron: Banged out the p*ssy tho. Condom broke tho.:to: I was scared as shyt for weeks. Thought I was about to have a baby by a 40 year old. :russ:
 
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I remember when I was 22, I was messing with this 42 year old cape verdean chick and I was over at her place for the first time ready to bust a fat nut. She starts telling me her husband got killed :lupe:, her 25 year old son was fresh outta the pen:lupe:, her 23 year old son just got arrested the week before :dwillhuh:, and her 16 year old son was upstairs in his bedroom:pachaha:. I'm fresh outta college, just started my first job, and was like "oh god, please don't let any of these gangsta nikkas come thru while I'm here."

Anyways, she starts sucking me off like a vacuum. Never felt suction like that before. I was finna bust in 30 seconds and had to tell her to :whoa: slow down, let's go upstairs:smugdraper:. Her bedroom was right next to her 16 year old son's. And I felt kinda weird like damn, i'm about to beat the brake's offa dis lil nikka's mom's p*ssy while he's in the next room. He's probably gonna hear it and start crying (his mom said he had low self-esteem and would slit his wrists). But when she got naked, I was just like, oh well, everyone gotta go through some shyt in life. Listening to ya mama get pounded will be your shyt.

Anyways, the funny thing was, when we were fukkin, she was like "fukk me cape verdean style." :merchant::merchant::merchant: I'm like "what?" She's like "fukk me up my ass:hmm:" :banderas::wow::takedat:. :blessed:.................but I took a look at the 42 year old brown, balloon knot, and was like who knows what kind of creatures have accumulated in that thing over these years. Had to pass. :lolbron: Banged out the p*ssy tho. Condom broke tho.:to: I was scared as shyt for weeks. Thought I was about to have a baby by a 40 year old. :russ:


:laff: :laff: :laff:
 
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What's even funnier is this chick seemed like she had her shyt together. She had her nice lil 2 story house, nice lil whip, big screen tv, nice kitchen. But I swear she was scheming on me and my little career that I just started cuz when I went over to her house the next time, all the lights were off, she looked depressed as fukk. I'm like "Is everything alright?". Chick goes to the stove and pulls out a pizza box full of unpaid bills talmbout "I'm having trouble paying my bills:youngsabo:"

:russ:

Chick had that shyt all planned out and was ready to bust out her cape verdean come up dance:stylin:. I was just like "damn, wish I could help you:childplease:." Anyways, went upstairs to fukk. She saw I wasn't biting in helping her, and was all types of doom and gloom and I was just like, "I have to go home now. I have work tomorrow morning." Next day, she calls me at work during my lunch break, crying her ass off, whining about not being able to pay her bills :heh:

I'm fukking 22 still living at home. A nikka just started getting a little money, mini mall ballin on the weekends, tryna enjoy life with sallie mae on my ass. And this little scheming ass hood booger tryna play the kid. Told her I was moving to atlanta :pachaha:
 

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What's even funnier is this chick seemed like she had her shyt together. She had her nice lil 2 story house, nice lil whip, big screen tv, nice kitchen. But I swear she was scheming on me and my little career that I just started cuz when I went over to her house the next time, all the lights were off, she looked depressed as fukk. I'm like "Is everything alright?". Chick goes to the stove and pulls out a pizza box full of unpaid bills talmbout "I'm having trouble paying my bills:youngsabo:"

:russ:

Chick had that shyt all planned out and was ready to bust out her cape verdean come up dance:stylin:. I was just like "damn, wish I could help you:childplease:." Anyways, went upstairs to fukk. She saw I wasn't biting in helping her, and was all types of doom and gloom and I was just like, "I have to go home now. I have work tomorrow morning." Next day, she calls me at work during my lunch break, crying her ass off, whining about not being able to pay her bills :heh:

I'm fukking 22 still living at home. A nikka just started getting a little money, mini mall ballin on the weekends, tryna enjoy life with sallie mae on my ass. And this little scheming ass hood booger tryna play the kid. Told her I was moving to atlanta :pachaha:

:laff:
she figure give it up easy u can pay the bills not knowing u aint no simp it backfired
 

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What's even funnier is this chick seemed like she had her shyt together. She had her nice lil 2 story house, nice lil whip, big screen tv, nice kitchen. But I swear she was scheming on me and my little career that I just started cuz when I went over to her house the next time, all the lights were off, she looked depressed as fukk. I'm like "Is everything alright?". Chick goes to the stove and pulls out a pizza box full of unpaid bills talmbout "I'm having trouble paying my bills:youngsabo:"

:russ:

Chick had that shyt all planned out and was ready to bust out her cape verdean come up dance:stylin:. I was just like "damn, wish I could help you:childplease:." Anyways, went upstairs to fukk. She saw I wasn't biting in helping her, and was all types of doom and gloom and I was just like, "I have to go home now. I have work tomorrow morning." Next day, she calls me at work during my lunch break, crying her ass off, whining about not being able to pay her bills :heh:

I'm fukking 22 still living at home. A nikka just started getting a little money, mini mall ballin on the weekends, tryna enjoy life with sallie mae on my ass. And this little scheming ass hood booger tryna play the kid. Told her I was moving to atlanta :pachaha:
:banderas:
 

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Alright brehs, I've been in a relationship with this girl going on 3 years.

Recently she said that I haven't been going out with her enough to hang out with her friends. Which has me
 
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