Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[Mr210]

not sure if this wasnt nothing or was a damn hint cuz i was not all there at the time cuz i wasnt feeling the best

i had a doc appt for my illnesses and my female doc saw me squint cuz my back was hurting told me too lift my shirt up too see my back

and goes can i ask u a personel question i was like ya whats up

i see scratch marks on ur back have u had sex recently too where it was really good that u got that kind of scratch marks from a female i was like this with my facial expression

i was like na but it does happen when i do have sex

then she was like interesting and then started too bite down on her pen and stare at me for 1 min and didnt say a word so i waved my hand at her and then she snapped back too reality saying sorry i was just thinking

post pics of doc, I have a hard time believing you. Im not quick to call ducktales, but in this situation Im going to have to

 

[twan83]

post pics of doc, I have a hard time believing you. Im not quick to call ducktales, but in this situation Im going to have to

no pics sorry

y lie im one of the realest dudes on here either u believe me or dont shyt was random as hell though when she asked

if u must know she was white and was average looking nothing special was a intern

 

[Mr210]

man my ex who broke up with me in March keeps calling texting talking about she misses me, loves, me, she wants to be friends. I told her when I first met her that I dont do friends with exes. She keeps asking if Ive met someone else, which I told her no, but I am currently dating someone and things are going really good. I told my ex that we would never see each other again unless we ran into each other while out and about. After yesterday I will no longer answer her text or phone calls. She is much older than me (she is turning 38 soon) never been married and no guys and basically all of her friends are married with kids. Oh well chick, should have thought about that before you started acting stupid

 

[twan83]

man my ex who broke up with me in March keeps calling texting talking about she misses me, loves, me, she wants to be friends. I told her when I first met her that I dont do friends with exes. She keeps asking if Ive met someone else, which I told her no, but I am currently dating someone and things are going really good. I told my ex that we would never see each other again unless we ran into each other while out and about. After yesterday I will no longer answer her text or phone calls. She is much older than me (she is turning 38 soon) never been married and no guys and basically all of her friends are married with kids. Oh well chick, should have thought about that before you started acting stupid

ya im not on that friends with ex tip at all ur an ex for a reason. cuz i dont wanna be hearing that shyt like u just posted i miss u and love u or worse of all i want too be friends tip

only way im dealing with u is if we got kids together and thats cuz i got no choice and its good for the kids too have both parents in their lives but dont get it twisted i aint ur friend

 

[Mr210]

ya im not on that friends with ex tip at all ur an ex for a reason. cuz i dont wanna be hearing that shyt like u just posted i miss u and love u or worse of all i want too be friends tip

only way im dealing with u is if we got kids together and thats cuz i got no choice and its good for the kids too have both parents in their lives but dont get it twisted i aint ur friend

cosign, the funny thing is I told her this, first off I dont have any female friends, I have female associates and acquaintances, but none I consider friends and she isnt going to be the first. She wants to stay connected so she can be in my business. She keeps asking if Im seeing someone which if I told her yes, then she would be hollering about how I must not have cared about her if I moved on so quick. I know how she gets done, and she is full of crap. She had the nerve once to pop off about her mom being a better mother than mine, so I hit her with this response: "Your mom let your dad molest you for years and refused to leave him" Your mom is weak for allowing that and you are weak for standing by your mother as though she is the greatest thing on earth" That shut her up real quick

 

[twan83]

cosign, the funny thing is I told her this, first off I dont have any female friends, I have female associates and acquaintances, but none I consider friends and she isnt going to be the first. She wants to stay connected so she can be in my business. She keeps asking if Im seeing someone which if I told her yes, then she would be hollering about how I must not have cared about her if I moved on so quick. I know how she gets done, and she is full of crap. She had the nerve once to pop off about her mom being a better mother than mine, so I hit her with this response: "Your mom let your dad molest you for years and refused to leave him" Your mom is weak for allowing that and you are weak for standing by your mother as though she is the greatest thing on earth" That shut her up real quick

at the ether bout her mom
i dont even answer the phone if they call and if i do its cuz i forgot who they were
talking bout rekindle the flame be like go kick rocks with that bs

only thing im gonna rekindle is my damn video game system and start a new flame with another female

 

[iBrowse]

at the ether bout her mom
i dont even answer the phone if they call and if i do its cuz i forgot who they were
talking bout rekindle the flame be like go kick rocks with that bs

only thing im gonna rekindle is my damn video game system and start a new flame with another female

I rekindle books

 

[MikelArteta]

ya im not on that friends with ex tip at all ur an ex for a reason. cuz i dont wanna be hearing that shyt like u just posted i miss u and love u or worse of all i want too be friends tip

only way im dealing with u is if we got kids together and thats cuz i got no choice and its good for the kids too have both parents in their lives but dont get it twisted i aint ur friend

screw female friends, id make a thread but id just get accused of "hating women" again.

But there is ZERO NEED for a MAN to have female friends, im not talking about acquaintances , poeple you talk to at wokr etc.

 

[Mr210]

I think I finally got my ex to finally leave me alone. She left me a vm saying that I said hurtful things to her and that she will never contact me again. She says that every month...I will hear from her again but it may be a month. I didn't ssay anything I haven't said before. I just want her to leave me alone

 

[Flay Mayweather]

I think I finally got my ex to finally leave me alone. She left me a vm saying that I said hurtful things to her and that she will never contact me again. She says that every month...I will hear from her again but it may be a month. I didn't ssay anything I haven't said before. I just want her to leave me alone

restraining order breh

 

[XtheMagnificent]

In malc thread I told them how I found out she ate ass.

her words" I was weary of trying it, being it was my first time. He lifted his legs back and I put my tongue inside of his anus. I thought it would have tasted shytty, but it was quite good....he farted and I couldn't stop licking"

bytch got the doo-doo breath. I always wondered why her breath be smelling foul, now I know.

she outta her.

Good thing I got my gym shawty still

 

[Mr210]

Im about to go on my 3rd date with this chick, about to jump in the shower and throw on my white cargo shorts and blue v neck shirt, we just hitting up this mom and pop breakfast spot then I have to go to a bbq. We are suppose to see each other on Monday and then again on Thursday

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Im about to go on my 3rd date with this chick, about to jump in the shower and throw on my white cargo shorts and blue v neck shirt, we just hitting up this mom and pop breakfast spot then I have to go to a bbq. We are suppose to see each other on Monday and then again on Thursday

you date a lot breh

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

I wouldn't call it weird as much as I would call it a standard of girls. I'm not going to but for the past thousand plus pages we already have come to a consensus that girls who are going through any issues in a new relationship will always come back under the guise of nostalgia when it MAY be regret or any number of "I was randomly thinking about you" reasons. In either case, I'm pretty sure her current dude did not know about your rendezvous.

Naw, I'm gonna guess that he did. She told me she told him about me ( ) I just thought it was weird as fukk how she kinda lingered on my side expecting to get up and give her a hug and she talking about she in a "serious relationship". I crossed her ass like I was Jordan in the playoffs and hit her ass with a handshake. Told my friend this and she was like "yeah that shyt probably hurt her feelings".

 

[twan83]

Im about to go on my 3rd date with this chick, about to jump in the shower and throw on my white cargo shorts and blue v neck shirt, we just hitting up this mom and pop breakfast spot then I have to go to a bbq. We are suppose to see each other on Monday and then again on Thursday

most chicks i ran into by the 2nd date they wanna be serious with you and say fukk the dates be my man tip