I hate this type of episode but I see it all the time.... the vasectomy episode
Wife wants husband to get vasectomy because after 2 - 4 kids the wife don't want to take care of kids anymore. Wife does research on the procedure and is shown that a vasectomy is a 15 minute operation and the man will heal completely after 2 weeks then it's raw dog sex for the rest of their lives
Husband however sees getting a vasectomy as "getting their manhood cut off" and "a man is supposed to spread their seed, sow their wild oats til death... not that I'll ever cheat or anything but still...." Husband then tries to convince wife of getting her tubes tied but sees that it will cost an ass load of money and a vasectomy is relatively cheap...
so he agrees on doing it.
Husband goes down to doctor's office and sits in the waiting room all
and then something random happens that makes them go "
fukk this I'm gone!" and they leave without getting the operation. Wife asked if he went through with it and husband goes "
You know me baby, when have I let you down". After 2 weeks the wife is like "
I think you're all healed up so lets get to fukking!" while the husband knowing he's still potent with sperm is like "
Why we gotta fukk, can't we just talk and get to know each other, maybe just cuddle?" and the wife goes "
nikka I'm off the pill and horny as hell now we fukking....
unless you got something to tell me?" and the husband against better judgement is like "
No.... nothing is wrong".
The husband and wife start to fukk and husband is thinking "
This is no problem... I'll just pull out and cum on her stomach or make her swallow it yeah that's what I'll....
OH NO I'M CUMMING AND IT FEELS TOO GOOD TO PULL OUT!" 2 weeks later the wife goes to the husband and is like "I got morning sickness
and I missed my period
you got something to tell me now?" and husband goes "
Yeah I couldn't get the vasectomy... as a man I just couldn't
" and wife is like "
You ain't shyt"