Post-nut clarity unappreciation thread

[Black Panther]

Did I kill the thread?

 

[richaveli83]

I've jacked to tranny, grandma and gay porn before.

I'm straight though.

 

[Carlton Banks]

The drive back home got you thinking about everything productive you could have been doing instead of chasin p*ssy

Brehs be like "I coulda got some certs"

 

[newworldafro]

My problem was just smashing a fat chick who was like a 5.5 at best

I really knew I fukked up when she took her shirt and bra off.

p*ssy was good but still...

I'll never dip below a 6.5/7 outta 10 again

Have you reevaluating like what if you let off without the latex NWA?? .. 18 years .... 18 years!!!!

Take a shower and scrub off that feeling like you soaking in Lake Minnetonka water.

 

[DEAD7]

 

[JadeB]

Just jerked to a "bigger" lady on pornhub

No fatphobia

 

[Yo Mama]

Any idea what happened to the other nipple?

If it makes you feel any better the fat chick I fukked had just one nipple.

Granted I was 21 at the time so I reckon it's excusable

 

[Bushmaster69]

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[MischievousMonkey]

Its really annoying how much our brain chemistry changes pre and post nut.
Post nut will have me believing I have the worst decision making in the history of humankind


I've had sex in situations/circumstances that are too embarrassing for me to even bring up

I believe on the contrary that the only moment you catch a glimpse at your true personality as a man is during the 5 sec following a nut

 

[Nasty_Nate]

Old chick who was the mother of a work acquaintance, was old enough to be my mom. Co-worker introduces me to her mother, moms proceeds to feed me free liquor all night, says she wants to fukk. Co-worker gives me the green light, I smash a bad-bodied, 50 something White chick, who had the cigarette taste in her mouth and the raspy smoker voice. Got liquor dikk, takes FOREVER to nut, I pull the condom off raw dog it, finished inside her.

Sex was WACK, those raw back shots weren’t that bad though. She had a big ass with a Tinkerbelle tattoo on one of her cheeks.

What can I say? I’m a nasty, scumbag, mf’er

 

[benjamin]

i got a sickness for fat white women not even gone lie, it's a real sickness cuz even tho ive had chances to cheat on my wife with prettier women, its the scumbaggiest fat white hoes that get me on some

the last fat white hoe i cheated on my wife with was 2 weeks ago, saw her at the gas station and got at her, she gave me her number and we was talking for like 3 days before she let me meet up with her...big DDD titties, big gut wit a cute face..im at her crib digging her out, hitting from the back, holding onto her folds on both sides and gripping em like a horse saddle, then it just hit me like "da fuk am i doing breh, this bytch a whole whale out dis bytch "...so for the rest of the session i got the until i nut..after i nut she laying on the bed rubbing her belly like all satisfied and shyt while im on some as im putting my clothes on, the bytch gone say "bae throw me the nut rag "...i walk into the bathroom and grab a towel and throw it at her face hard as hell..she gone take the towl off and look at me like and say "what the hell was that for?"

me: NOTHING..I GOTTA GO!

her: a$$hole

Went home and hugged my babymama

 

[Marezzy]

Man you guys gotta keep this thread going. Almost relapse the other day but she making a whole day event out of it and I snapped out of it. Idle minds brehs idle minds Is the devils playground

 

[King Theo]

i got a sickness for fat white women not even gone lie, it's a real sickness cuz even tho ive had chances to cheat on my wife with prettier women, its the scumbaggiest fat white hoes that get me on some

the last fat white hoe i cheated on my wife with was 2 weeks ago, saw her at the gas station and got at her, she gave me her number and we was talking for like 3 days before she let me meet up with her...big DDD titties, big gut wit a cute face..im at her crib digging her out, hitting from the back, holding onto her folds on both sides and gripping em like a horse saddle, then it just hit me like "da fuk am i doing breh, this bytch a whole whale out dis bytch "...so for the rest of the session i got the until i nut..after i nut she laying on the bed rubbing her belly like all satisfied and shyt while im on some as im putting my clothes on, the bytch gone say "bae throw me the nut rag "...i walk into the bathroom and grab a towel and throw it at her face hard as hell..she gone take the towl off and look at me like and say "what the hell was that for?"

me: NOTHING..I GOTTA GO!

her: a$$hole

Went home and hugged my babymama

Man I’m glad this thread got bumped because I was on ig about to risk it all for some avg and out my relationship in jeopardy and i wouldn’t have been able to deal with the PNC

 

[skylove4]

Old chick who was the mother of a work acquaintance, was old enough to be my mom. Co-worker introduces me to her mother, moms proceeds to feed me free liquor all night, says she wants to fukk. Co-worker gives me the green light, I smash a bad-bodied, 50 something White chick, who had the cigarette taste in her mouth and the raspy smoker voice. Got liquor dikk, takes FOREVER to nut, I pull the condom off raw dog it, finished inside her.

Sex was WACK, those raw back shots weren’t that bad though. She had a big ass with a Tinkerbelle tattoo on one of her cheeks.

What can I say? I’m a nasty, scumbag, mf’er

I used to be a nasty motherfukker but I think you got me beat

 

[Black Panther]

i got a sickness for fat white women not even gone lie, it's a real sickness cuz even tho ive had chances to cheat on my wife with prettier women, its the scumbaggiest fat white hoes that get me on some

I wouldn't say I have a sickness...However, after my divorce I met a married 40 year old white BBW on Craigslist. She's actually fine as f*ck in the face and had some shape; if she actually put in effort she'd be

Anyways, she'd come to my place and we'd smash about once every other week. Most times I didn't mind it, but occasionally I'd be mid stroke and be like, "...the f*ck am I doing?"