Post-nut clarity unappreciation thread

[Kidd Dibiase]

masturbation will keep u from having sex with the wrong people

 

[Gold]

The drive back home got you thinking about everything productive you could have been doing instead of chasin p*ssy

Brehs be like "I coulda got some certs"

 

[Stir Fry]

Dat moment when you buss a nut on yourself and it starts dripping down and you have 42 tabs open.

 

[Zak Bible]

I've jacked to tranny, grandma and gay porn before.

I'm straight though.

 

[Gold]

Dat moment when you buss a nut on yourself and it starts dripping down and you have 42 tabs open.

 

[Marezzy]

Thread has been done before but DAMN IF THIS ISNT TRUE.


Before you nut:


I don't give a fukk I gonna smash. She got titties, ass, wet mouth, her kids asleep lets go!!!

After you nut:

She have hair in her fukking chin!! She has a 3 day old bag of McDonald's on the floor!!
She has fukking multiple kids. She don't have a bedsheets on her bed. She is missing a tooth!!! What am I doing here!! What am I doing with my life!!!


Couple weeks later:

I wonder what old girl with that wet and p*ssy up to.






I feel you have to hit a soul crushing low to see the post nut feelings you will get later. I'm pass those days. I fukked a giant fat bytch that was a screamer man. As a grown ass man I almost cried after fukking her. Had to get my life together

 

[Gold]

Thread has been done before but DAMN IF THIS ISNT TRUE.


Before you nut:


I don't give a fukk I gonna smash. She got titties, ass, wet mouth, her kids asleep lets go!!!

After you nut:

She have hair in her fukking chin!! She has a 3 day old bag of McDonald's on the floor!!
She has fukking multiple kids. She don't have a bedsheets on her bed. She is missing a tooth!!! What am I doing here!! What am I doing with my life!!!


Couple weeks later:

I wonder what old girl with that wet and p*ssy up to.






I feel you have to hit a soul crushing low to see the post nut feelings you will get later. I'm pass those days. I fukked a giant fat bytch that was a screamer man. As a grown ass man I almost cried after fukking her. Had to get my life together

Its really annoying how much our brain chemistry changes pre and post nut.
Post nut will have me believing I have the worst decision making in the history of humankind


I've had sex in situations/circumstances that are too embarrassing for me to even bring up

 

[Palm Tree's & Blunts]

"post nut clarity"

I know what you mean though. At first you be like

 

[Clayton Endicott]

When you see your reflection in the PC screen.

Gladly I'm extremely picky when it comes to which chick I smash these days so I'm still ok with it after I nut.

Spoiler

 

[50CentStan]

The worst is when you call up a fat big booty white jawn from your past. Meet at the telly. Short stay and u can't leave quick enough after the deed. Have you feeling like you the biggest scumbag on earth .

 

[Marezzy]

Its really annoying how much our brain chemistry changes pre and post nut.
Post nut will have me believing I have the worst decision making in the history of humankind


I've had sex in situations/circumstances that are too embarrassing for me to even bring up

We all have some skeletons breh the coli is just where I chose to get it off my chest. So many mud duck looking bytches I done fukked like they a dime piece. Can't scrub that type of shame off breh

 

[iBrowse]

really knew I fukked up when she took her shirt and bra off.

 

[DarrynCobretti]

Lord have mercy...
shyt will have you at yourself if you ain't out here living right...

When you see your reflection in the PC screen.

Gladly I'm extremely picky when it comes to which chick I smash these days so I'm still ok with it after I nut.

My problem was just smashing a fat chick who was like a 5.5 at best

I really knew I fukked up when she took her shirt and bra off.

p*ssy was good but still...

I'll never dip below a 6.5/7 outta 10 again

If it makes you feel any better the fat chick I fukked had just one nipple.

Granted I was 21 at the time so I reckon it's excusable

I feel bad for you nikkas that grew up at the hight of this internet porn shyt. You brehs ain't know nothing about jacking off to some pictures and working your way up the porn chain, you just dove head first into that demonic shyt.

Bruh, wtf are you talking about? A nikka didn't have wi-fi until 3 years ago. I was jacking off to Go Daddy commercials and pictures of Rihanna's ass in Star Magazine.

I was beating my dikk to women's JCPenny Catalogs. I know that struggle

Ever since that one time I jacked off in my drawers 'cause I woke up to pee when I was like 15, I had to take strides in not just knuckling out an orgasm simply 'cause I'm alone and got the time to do it. Like exactly 3 and a half seconds of mild Euphoria followed by a whole night of disgust like

"Motherfukker, now you got to go shower and all your clean drawers on the other side of the house and it's 2 am on a school night. How the fukk you gonna explain this shyt if someone sees you."

Plus all the shyt I used to jack it too when I was in my teenage porn phase, would have me feeling proper disgusted when the scenes kept rolling long after my orgasm stopped like "The fukk did I think it was cool watching a chick suck a Dolphin off and decided to rub one out to that?"

Had to make a change and start loving myself. Hardly ever had this from smashing chicks, though. When I got my sex boots on, I'm here to have fun, fukk everything on and around me if it ain't conducive to that, even if I got to mentally emboss other shyt over it/her.

Man y'all on one in this thread

 

[70s movie blood]

Dat moment when you buss a nut on yourself and it starts dripping down and you have 42 tabs open.

Yooo

 

[little4209]

Yup, fuk with an Ex you shouldnt be dealing with and there ya go...regret lol