Post-nut clarity unappreciation thread

[SuperGrizzy]

If it makes you feel any better the fat chick I fukked had just one nipple.

Granted I was 21 at the time so I reckon it's excusable

Explain? One titty was just smooth af or what?

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

I once jacked off to a granny giving a blowjob. Wtf am I doing with my life?

That's nothing to be ashamed of. Frfr. I'm a sexual deviant. I've put my dikk in some weird places my friend. Before I started having sex with women. I had sex with a lot of things.

I'll leave it at that, hahaha, and no I'm not going any further because ya'll love E-stalking people.

 

[jalamanta]

Dat moment when you buss a nut on yourself and it starts dripping down and you have 42 tabs open.

 

[satam55]

Didn't we have a classic thread on this (but it specifically about being disgusted with the porn you're watching after nutting) back on SOHH before them cacs came through & crushed building?

 

[fdsfa]

Before I started having sex with women. I had sex with a lot of things.

i want details, we wont judge

 

[fdsfa]

Didn't we have a classic thread on this (but it specifically about being disgusted with the porn you're watching after nutting) back on SOHH before them cacs came through & crushed building?

it was on here too i remember posting in that

 

[Alfred0Santana]

When you see your reflection in the PC screen.

 

[Born2BKing]

I feel bad for you nikkas that grew up at the hight of this internet porn shyt. You brehs ain't know nothing about jacking off to some pictures and working your way up the porn chain, you just dove head first into that demonic shyt.

I used to beat off to Gina and Pam's booty during Martin.

 

[Rusty$hackleford]

Bruh, wtf are you talking about? A nikka didn't have wi-fi until 3 years ago. I was jacking off to Go Daddy commercials and pictures of Rihanna's ass in Star Magazine.

I was beating my dikk to women's JCPenny Catalogs. I know that struggle

Breh what you know about them Friday and Saturday nights as a youngster, flipping through scambled premier channels hoping for some soft porn/nude scenes. Trying to make out nipples and asses











Dialup + windows 95 came thru and crushed the buildings. Yo those were the days.

 

[Address_Unknown]

Ever since that one time I jacked off in my drawers 'cause I woke up to pee when I was like 15, I had to take strides in not just knuckling out an orgasm simply 'cause I'm alone and got the time to do it. Like exactly 3 and a half seconds of mild Euphoria followed by a whole night of disgust like

"Motherfukker, now you got to go shower and all your clean drawers on the other side of the house and it's 2 am on a school night. How the fukk you gonna explain this shyt if someone sees you."

Plus all the shyt I used to jack it too when I was in my teenage porn phase, would have me feeling proper disgusted when the scenes kept rolling long after my orgasm stopped like "The fukk did I think it was cool watching a chick suck a Dolphin off and decided to rub one out to that?"

Had to make a change and start loving myself. Hardly ever had this from smashing chicks, though. When I got my sex boots on, I'm here to have fun, fukk everything on and around me if it ain't conducive to that, even if I got to mentally emboss other shyt over it/her.

 

[Djalminha]

No Fap

 

[Coldnoodle]

I've jacked to tranny, grandma and gay porn before.

I'm straight though.

 

[Kokoro]

I've jacked to tranny, grandma and gay porn before.

I'm straight though.

Thecoli.com

 

[lowkey0z]

When you see your reflection in the PC screen.

 

[Diondon]

Stop porking these she beasts, breh
Take a cold shower and try again tomorrow