Porn Moves You Tried In Real Life To Negative Results

The Prince of All Saiyans

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Picking her up is the furthest I’ve gone

Both times shorty laughed :russ:
actually I do recall this :mjcry: we were already fvcking outside my house cause I had lost my key that night :mjcry:

another instance of I was young and we had been talking about anal, her p-ssy had covered my d-ck and I was :scheme: so I stuck it in her ass, she ended up crying, never spoke about it outside of a few sorry texts I sent.
 

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Only problem I ever had was anal. Ex let me try a couple times but screamed bloody murder and I gave up. Her friends tried to coach her but it wasn't happening:francis:
 
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Yeah titty fukking backfired, some chicks don’t like the gagged thing, anal, choking, etc
My ex has conditioned me to choking but most girls don’t like it one time I did it I felt her shyt get noticeably more wet man damn that was a good sesh I’m just gonna retire it unless they say they like it like she did
 

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Titty fukkin is not it

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That shyt is super awkward if she ain’t into it. You just humping her sternum like a chihuahua and she laying there thinking about real housewives and shyt lol. I can’t imagine how ridiculous their point of view in the moment
It's fire if they're big enough, real, soft (you can use your hands to mold and make it feel better), and you have enough to keep going into her mouth. And she can't be lazy.
 

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I convinced my girl to wear a butt plug while we went out on a date one time:pachaha:

I put it in right before we left and we agreed she'd wear it the entire night:steviej:

I remember I kept looking at her while I was driving like:mjlit: but she was just sitting there like:unimpressed:

She was walking all weird when we got to the movie theater and we barely got past the opening credits when I looked at her looking all uncomfortable like:francis: and she said she was going to the bathroom to take it out
 
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