Porn Moves You Tried In Real Life To Negative Results

[Rhyme n Tekniq]

The dikk-dog.

chick went from to


I use to jokingly imitate Wesley Pipes just saying a bunch of wild gibberish in a poor cali nikka accent in the middle of sex and chicks would get laugh because they knew who I was imitating

They still let me continue to cook tho

 

[Vice Queen]

My wig came off once. Hilarious.

 

[Rhyme n Tekniq]

Back in my teens, I had no dikk control, Chick wanted me to bust on her face and that shyt shot out with mad force and went directly into her nose and she inhaled it in a panic, yacking and coughing and shyt. I just stood there like while she cleared her sinuses but dikk still hard as a MF, expecting to go for another round.

nah she poitely kicked me out, but everytime I seen her after that I'd hit her with the just to fukk with her

There was also the time a chick was giving me dome while massaging my balls and moved out the way like a millisecsond too soon before I came and that long rope shot up like 3 feet and rained down on my chest. Would be a monumental self-inflicted L but she licked it up... yeah my whole head was fukked up after that one, a one off turned into a regular thing

 

[skokiaan]

 

[Rhyme n Tekniq]

You know that one reverse cowgirl move that seems like only skinny white porn girls can do where they lay back supporting their weight with their arms, legs gapped extra wide while a dude lays under them


My girl tried that shyt on a memory foam mattress, wrist gave out due to the malleability of the matress and she damn near tumbled out of the bed and drug me with her


shyt dont even feel that comfortable either...the position I mean

low key I was starting to go soft from my dikk bending on all weird, fukk that move

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

I told this girl l was gonna hit her with The Long Stroke™ and ended up running out of meat

She never called me back

rep

 

[Dallas' 4 Eva]

Titty fukkin is not it

I cosign this. Titty fukking is trash.

 

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