Porn Moves You Tried In Real Life To Negative Results

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This what u do after u watch that one Chyna tape RIP
 

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Ripping thru the leggings to smash

One of the loose threads caught onto my pubes mid stroke and yanked the fukk outta it :damn: reflexively pulling away made it worse :why:



Which one of you nikkas tried to nigflip your girl and hurt yourself :russ:


About 20 years ago I had a brehette rip open one of my favorite dress shirts before we got down.

She ended up ripping off 2 of the middle buttons and in the back of my mind I wanted to curse her out but kept it to myself because I was trying to fukk lol.

But in real life that ain't cool lol
 

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Told a long term ex I wanted to paint her pretty ass face during head. she looked up and caught it all… then she bust out crying like “I…*sniff* just don’t know how to feeeeEEEElllll!…” and starts sobbing. We both butt ass looking ridiculous while I’m trying to hug and comfort her with my dikk still hard and a crazy amount of nut all over her face, hanging off her chin, and in her eye smh.

Everytime I looked at her my dikk would get hard again and she’d start sobbing again lol. She got up and left the room trying to walk it off but looked like a pop tart. I had to get a towel, and wipe her off. I never asked for that shyt again, she made me feel so bad.
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