PAWG explains what a cougar is

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Facts!!!! Sexy older women are my weakness :mjcry:

Agreed! Word to Ms, Trinidad!:banderas:
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I mean I understand being attracted to an older woman. Some of em are fine as hell. But when you actually fukk them, you realize quickly they can never be the star player. They just don't have the tenacity anymore. That's why they say older woman shouldn't have babies after 35. It's too risky for the baby. That's biology's way of telling them to stop fukking.

This bytch told me she can't produce much saliva and I told her to let that shyt build up. Then she tried to spit on my dikk and the shyt came out in tiny ass speckles like a fukkin sprinkler :what: ....shyt grossed me out cause most of the shyt landed on my stomach:scust:


Old ho's are good every once in a while but they can't compete with the young bytches. These young chics will cork screw the dikk and drool on it like a rabid coyote.

You sure you weren't fukking with some dried out functional alcoholic?

She may not have looked, smelled, or behaved like one, but shorty's lack of hydration sounds like a case of ingesting too much of the wrong liquid. :patrice:

Unless I just lucked out when I discovered Midwest MILFs with a country background. They're generally thicker than a Snicker and I always hit oil with each pump.

Must be that extra fat they put on during cuffin' season and shed in the spring being converted to lubrication and it's ALWAYS a phone call away:noah:
 

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You sure you weren't fukking with some dried out functional alcoholic?

She may not have looked, smelled, or behaved like one, but shorty's lack of hydration sounds like a case of ingesting too much of the wrong liquid. :patrice:

Unless I just lucked out when I discovered Midwest MILFs with a country background. They're generally thicker than a Snicker and I always hit oil with each pump.

Must be that extra fat they put on during cuffin' season and shed in the spring being converted to lubrication and it's ALWAYS a phone call away:noah:
You know. My man's fukked one old woman and think that's all of em. Just like younger chicks you'll find some that are horny as hell and want it a lot and others that are dead fish or damn near asexual. The older women I've dealt with were aggressive as hell and down to fukk whenever wherever. My favorite being a 42 year old Mexican woman. It's been about 10 years and I still think about her. Sucked my dikk while driving. Paid off a bet on a baseball game buy sucking and swallowing to keep from buying a hoodie. Did some weird biting shyt that threw me all the way. She was basically on call p*ssy and would bring me food on the regular.

Only down side is shorty was mad foul and still is actually. After fukking me on the regular I was going to a company party with one of her coworkers. She hits me with "oh by the way my fiance is going to be there tonight" which she had never told me about I see her bring dude making out with him when just an hour earlier she was swallowing my nut. I fukked her again after the party. Finally stopped when she asked me to get her pregnant because she I was tall, handsome and intelligent and she wants another baby and thought I'd be a good candidate.
 

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yeah these guys watch too much pr0n. These ladies love the attention, but not trying to get poked every week. They're good for once every month or 2 months. You gonna need a roster of about 5 of them if that's your thing.

Young guys got too much pinned up energy for them, unless they're :flabbynsick: Usually you're in your late 30s, early 40s harrassing your 31 y/o wife who is good after 3 times a week, or even 2. If you're in your 20s craving all the time, no woman keeping up with you, just work out and play sports to burn all that up lol
Y'all nikkas just talking out your ass. Women get more interested in sex up until around age 45. It's men who want it less. And the ones whose wife is usually turning them down is because they've lost attraction to their husbands or just married a dude that they weren't into. It's a reason why a lot of women go buckwild after getting divorced or when on vacation.

And if you think no woman can keep up with a young dude you just ain't met the right women. I've been with a few that wanted that shyt day and night to the point it her for me just to get erect.
 

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I mean I understand being attracted to an older woman. Some of em are fine as hell. But when you actually fukk them, you realize quickly they can never be the star player. They just don't have the tenacity anymore. That's why they say older woman shouldn't have babies after 35. It's too risky for the baby. That's biology's way of telling them to stop fukking.

This bytch told me she can't produce much saliva and I told her to let that shyt build up. Then she tried to spit on my dikk and the shyt came out in tiny ass speckles like a fukkin sprinkler :what: ....shyt grossed me out cause most of the shyt landed on my stomach:scust:


Old ho's are good every once in a while but they can't compete with the young bytches. These young chics will cork screw the dikk and drool on it like a rabid coyote.
That woman was just dehydrated breh, her daily water intake was trash, if you got a HEALTHY older woman they will run good like a well maintained car, it's gonna take a little longer to warm up the engine so everything is lubricated but once it's ready you can drive it like a newer Hellcat:pachaha:
 
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