threattonature
Veteran
Waaay too much. My boys used to hate having me around some times cause my big ass mouth would cost us p*ssy.
Told my BM that I could if her mother was half the bytch that she was I could see why her father abandoned her. She broke into hysterics crying and I gave no fukks.
At a party to watch the finals a few years back my boy had invited over a couple of cute females. My boy was the only one they knew and he was out back barbecuing. We was discussing something and they jumped in the middle of it. So I told them, "y'alls whole job is to sit there, look cute, and shut the fukk up". THe looks on their faces was hilarious. From that point on though they talked shyt to me any chance they could. I ended up making out with one (would've fukked but passed out drunk) and getting the other ones number that I ended up kicking it with later.
One night I downed half a bottle of patron and was smoking heavy which I rarely do. I spent the whole night calling the females with us bytches for some reason. So one of them was damn near crying saying "why do you keep calling us bytches, we have names you know". So I'm like "you right" then turn to my boy laughing and tell him "these stupid hoes think I give a fukk what they think".
The last one was a coworker of mine that I was cool with had invited a female friend of his out. She was BANGING. I saw her walk in and had already grabbed her to introduce myself and he turns around and is all HEY to her. So she was flirting with me big time. So I pull him aside and ask him the deal. I ask if he's trying to get on that. That if he ain't I'm planning to fukk tonight cause she's obviously down. He's playing the cool role acting like it's no big deal before I get him to admit that he's in to her. I start getting at other females to get her off me and I'm in his ear the whole not telling him to step his shyt up and that if he listens to me he can hit. At some point we all end up back at my spot and I was pissy drunk and unable to bring anything home. By this point they're making out but I"m telling her she needs to drop his punk ass and how I'd tear that ass up. Telling her how fat her ass is and that I want to know what it tastes like.
Told my BM that I could if her mother was half the bytch that she was I could see why her father abandoned her. She broke into hysterics crying and I gave no fukks.
At a party to watch the finals a few years back my boy had invited over a couple of cute females. My boy was the only one they knew and he was out back barbecuing. We was discussing something and they jumped in the middle of it. So I told them, "y'alls whole job is to sit there, look cute, and shut the fukk up". THe looks on their faces was hilarious. From that point on though they talked shyt to me any chance they could. I ended up making out with one (would've fukked but passed out drunk) and getting the other ones number that I ended up kicking it with later.
One night I downed half a bottle of patron and was smoking heavy which I rarely do. I spent the whole night calling the females with us bytches for some reason. So one of them was damn near crying saying "why do you keep calling us bytches, we have names you know". So I'm like "you right" then turn to my boy laughing and tell him "these stupid hoes think I give a fukk what they think".
The last one was a coworker of mine that I was cool with had invited a female friend of his out. She was BANGING. I saw her walk in and had already grabbed her to introduce myself and he turns around and is all HEY to her. So she was flirting with me big time. So I pull him aside and ask him the deal. I ask if he's trying to get on that. That if he ain't I'm planning to fukk tonight cause she's obviously down. He's playing the cool role acting like it's no big deal before I get him to admit that he's in to her. I start getting at other females to get her off me and I'm in his ear the whole not telling him to step his shyt up and that if he listens to me he can hit. At some point we all end up back at my spot and I was pissy drunk and unable to bring anything home. By this point they're making out but I"m telling her she needs to drop his punk ass and how I'd tear that ass up. Telling her how fat her ass is and that I want to know what it tastes like.
He said, get out of here. I said
). I was bored, so I was like "what the hell"
the entire time.
face and i say um ok 
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