Overly Bold Shyt You've Said to People

Joined
Nov 13, 2012
Messages
20,858
Reputation
2,343
Daps
30,666
Reppin
California
I told this one dude imma beat him up for disrespecting this one lady.

He looked at me directly the eyes and next thing i know he punched me in my stomach. I fell down fast, he quickly sat on my head and farted. After that he moved straight to my feet and removed my right shoe then twisted my ankle real fast in 180 degree angle. He wasn't done though, he rushed back to my head and twisted it fast and then said "Don't ever threaten me again!" Yeah.... The chick just walked of and went on with her day.

I'm so joking with what I said, but Damn.... Some of y'all mofo are freaking disrespectful and need this type of treatment. Lmao!!!! Dead.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! The imagery of this is fukkin hilarious
 

yeahisaidit

All Star
Joined
Jun 24, 2012
Messages
4,027
Reputation
115
Daps
7,107
a lot to be honest.. im a blunt kinds of dude


but one time i was drunk as hell and i smashed this chick who had to have been the most boring lay of all time

when we were done she hit me with the '' you didnt seem that interested

and i hit her with the '' thats cuz you move like terry shiavo. it was obviously around the time that shyt was goin on


i walked out, took a a shot and gave not one fukk that day
And I'm done :deadmanny:
 

AgentGrey

MeVsYou
Joined
May 4, 2012
Messages
4,267
Reputation
340
Daps
5,399
My ex used to always accuse me of fukking this girl I knew, our families know eachother so we see each other from time to time. And she happens to be rather attractive :whew:
Well one night she came over and we fukked. A few weeks (and a few fukks) later Im drunk as fukk at my boys crib, he and I are waiting for some females to come thru. The situation came up in convo between my breh and I, when suddenly she called me to tell me she broke up with her boyfriend. I had it on speaker so we both laughed hard as hell.

Afterwards, I called up my girl (at the time) and told her I was fukkin that chick she always accused me of fukking. Me and my boy both had the :dwillhuh: face on as she cried over the speakerphone, then when she hung up we just kinda sulked in the moment after hearing so much pain in her voice :guilty:
and then those bytches knocked on the door :blessed:
 

StLady

❤✌&happiness
Joined
Sep 15, 2013
Messages
299
Reputation
0
Daps
323
Reppin
St. Louis
I've never said anything bold but my cousin boldly told me I was adopted
 

HoloGraphic

Trillionaire
Supporter
Joined
Aug 9, 2013
Messages
8,648
Reputation
2,350
Daps
16,012
Reppin
Toronto
Today to a girl I just met at work "Yo, drive me home" and "you want me to drive?"
She said yes to both with the quickness.
Little did she know my license is expired.
 

Black

GOAT
Staff member
Supporter
Joined
Apr 30, 2012
Messages
45,153
Reputation
7,222
Daps
99,374
Reppin
NJ/FL
Me: Pee on me

Her: Why?

Me: I like that shyt! :takedat:

Her: nikka you are fukking gross! Yuck! fukk out my face!

Me: So that's a yes or no? :mjpls:

Her: You need to leave

Me: :manny:
 

WhatsGoodTy

Ya feel me
Joined
Jul 29, 2013
Messages
15,807
Reputation
3,429
Daps
42,390
I used to get away with talking like this, but not anymore lol. I used to get a " lol you crazy" now I get a ".....stop :aicmon:" I do talk to white girls though..THEY ACT like they don't be doing none of that freaky shyt :camby:
 

Mowgli

Veteran
Joined
May 1, 2012
Messages
103,060
Reputation
13,348
Daps
243,144
Threw a glass of water in this peruvian girls face for spilling orange juice on my carpet.
 

innocentdevil

:whoo:
Joined
May 5, 2012
Messages
5,631
Reputation
1,280
Daps
10,839
Reppin
Cali
My ex used to always accuse me of fukking this girl I knew, our families know eachother so we see each other from time to time. And she happens to be rather attractive :whew:
Well one night she came over and we fukked. A few weeks (and a few fukks) later Im drunk as fukk at my boys crib, he and I are waiting for some females to come thru. The situation came up in convo between my breh and I, when suddenly she called me to tell me she broke up with her boyfriend. I had it on speaker so we both laughed hard as hell.

Afterwards, I called up my girl (at the time) and told her I was fukkin that chick she always accused me of fukking. Me and my boy both had the :dwillhuh: face on as she cried over the speakerphone, then when she hung up we just kinda sulked in the moment after hearing so much pain in her voice :guilty:
and then those bytches knocked on the door :blessed:

:laugh: You are so demonic
 

86\*/98

Chef Will Equilibrar Òkùnkùn
Supporter
Joined
Jan 11, 2013
Messages
11,234
Reputation
3,613
Daps
39,559
Reppin
Sparking blunts in the shade.
I don't know if it was really that bold because she was already in my crib and I was pretty sure she was dtf.

My roommate walked out of his room and said something funny before he left(I can't remember what) and baby girl said something like "Y'all are so crazy, I could hang around you all the time" and then I looked at her and said "Well, if you wanna get down with the dipset, you gotta get your lips wet.:ld:" She looked shocked for about 5 seconds, said "you're so rude" and then got her lips wet.

It's always the innocent looking ones, who love getting talked to crazy behind closed doors.
 

Mr. Somebody

Friend Of A Friend
Joined
May 10, 2012
Messages
28,262
Reputation
2,041
Daps
43,605
Reppin
Los Angeles
I parked my car behind a church. The priest came outside to yell at me. I said, can i park here please there is no one here all day long. The priest told me to get out of there before he tows my car. I said, would God want you to tow my car? :usure: He said, get out of here. I said

Its so demonic, friend. :sitdown:

Catholics. :snoop:
 
Top