Beedad
All Star
During a conversation with a coworker, I told her that I wanted to see her naked. She said, "boy, you got issues." About three months later, she was sending me bikini and lingerie pics (no nudes though). And she's married.
Overly Bold Shyt You've Said to People
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OaklandCertified
Town Business
Nothing sexual but still bad....I feel bad to this day about it.
This chick (a co-worker) was telling us how she was a bully and used to beat up other girls for no reason. Then she told us ho she got pregnant in high school but had a miscarriage.
So I said, "You were a bytch so God smitted your baby." (yeah I believe the correct word to use would have been smote but I didn't think she would get it.)
I have never heard things get so quiet ever in my life. All my other co-workers just stopped and left the conversation and the chick I said it to went outside and cried.
This chick (a co-worker) was telling us how she was a bully and used to beat up other girls for no reason. Then she told us ho she got pregnant in high school but had a miscarriage.
So I said, "You were a bytch so God smitted your baby." (yeah I believe the correct word to use would have been smote but I didn't think she would get it.)
I have never heard things get so quiet ever in my life. All my other co-workers just stopped and left the conversation and the chick I said it to went outside and cried.
BlvdBrawler
Superstar
My mother: 
yeeeah you JUS LIKE YO DADDY.
me:
yeeeah I can see why your dead husband used to slap the shyt out of you.
her:
yeeeah you JUS LIKE YO DADDY. me:
yeeeah I can see why your dead husband used to slap the shyt out of you. her:
BlvdBrawler
Superstar
My mother:
me:
her:
Me, my brother, and a loose associate of mine(more of my brothers friend than mine) had a few females over. Everybody had been drinking and I was out of it. A drunk heart speaks a sober mind, and I told one of the girls who was with my associate at the party that I wanted to fukk her brains out in front of everybody, including her dude. She was
while my associate was 
Dude laughed it off ( 
) but ol' girl eventually tried to take me up on the offer later on. I never did follow through...just think I was drunk and horny. Son had already been sharing her all year with some other guy. A black cuckold, so it's not surprising he didn't do anything, which is probably why I said it with no regard. 
I told this one dude imma beat him up for disrespecting this one lady.
He looked at me directly the eyes and next thing i know he punched me in my stomach. I fell down fast, he quickly sat on my head and farted. After that he moved straight to my feet and removed my right shoe then twisted my ankle real fast in 180 degree angle. He wasn't done though, he rushed back to my head and twisted it fast and then said "Don't ever threaten me again!" Yeah.... The chick just walked of and went on with her day.
I'm so joking with what I said, but Damn.... Some of y'all mofo are freaking disrespectful and need this type of treatment. Lmao!!!! Dead.
He looked at me directly the eyes and next thing i know he punched me in my stomach. I fell down fast, he quickly sat on my head and farted. After that he moved straight to my feet and removed my right shoe then twisted my ankle real fast in 180 degree angle. He wasn't done though, he rushed back to my head and twisted it fast and then said "Don't ever threaten me again!" Yeah.... The chick just walked of and went on with her day.
I'm so joking with what I said, but Damn.... Some of y'all mofo are freaking disrespectful and need this type of treatment. Lmao!!!! Dead.
My mother:
me:
her:
Taadow
The StarchBishop™️
Overly bold?
We were in high school doing the Presidents' Fitness Test, and I fucced everybody up doing sit-ups.
This chick in my class was like "Iono how you did that with that gut you got - I could pinch an inch off that..."
I said "Shame you can't pinch an inch off your chest, Flatso..."
It was high school, so of course everybody: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!
We were in high school doing the Presidents' Fitness Test, and I fucced everybody up doing sit-ups.
This chick in my class was like "Iono how you did that with that gut you got - I could pinch an inch off that..."
I said "Shame you can't pinch an inch off your chest, Flatso..."
It was high school, so of course everybody: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!
Ronnie Lott
#49erGang
"Look, lil nikka, i aint yo real daddy. Im just fukkin your mama and I need a place to stay" 
The Prince of All Saiyans
Formerly Jisoo Stan & @Twitter
"Look, lil nikka, i aint yo real daddy. Im just fukkin your mama and I need a place to stay"
MicIsGod
They like what that mean
LMAOOO at work dyin laughin.