Overly Bold Shyt You've Said to People

[So UnThotful]

Senior Year of high school the girl i was seeing at the time had the "final fight" and in the midst of that i told her " ohh i forgot to leave this last time i was in this house"(we fukked) and left a $1 bill next to her and after realizing what i just did i had the face going

 

[FeloniousMonk]

Told couple chix I wanted to lick that box like a lil kid eating the last of a pudding cup with no spoon..

 

[Cat piss martini]

I tell people they mama aint shyt in real life.
got potnas telling broads that shyt on the regular.

 

[AgentGrey]

I've never said anything bold but my cousin boldly told me I was adopted

Are you?

 

[DrX]

i say whats on my mind in real life.......i dont even give af....fukk it

life is too short to hold back

 

[StLady]

Are you?

By my dad yeah

 

[EQ.]

More funny than bold. My homie pulled a artsy chick by telling her while looking at her art projects/work "you have crackhead-esque creativity", I was like apparently that comment was so far left she had no choice but to fukk with him

 

[Paradime]

I was in 2nd grade ridin the bus and a girl pulled my hair hard ass fukk outta no where. I pulled on one of her braids as hard as I could with both hands and she went down, pulled out roots too. She told me she would tell her mama what I did.
I told her "Yo mama better not braid that shyt again or I will weave my middle finger to her face!"

Got pulled off the bus and whooped by my mom and her mom at the same time for 5 minutes straight in front of everyone on the bus.

 

[Fatboi1]

I was in 2nd grade ridin the bus and a girl pulled my hair hard ass fukk outta no where. I pulled on one of her braids as hard as I could with both hands and she went down, pulled out roots too. She told me she would tell her mama what I did.
I told her "Yo mama better not braid that shyt again or I will weave my middle finger to her face!"

Got pulled off the bus and whooped by my mom and her mom at the same time for 5 minutes straight in front of everyone on the bus.

 

[semtex]

Alright, I just text this chick telling her "I want you to use my face as a booster seat." after a thirty minutes of back and forth constant texting. She has yet to respond.

Now I'm thinking that may have been a lil much.

And I'm sure we've all told a chick we'd drink their bath water at some point.

 

[Morose Polymath]

I've said way too many bold statements in my lifetime... but one that stands out for some reason didn't even come from me rather my homeboy.

We were at the mall coming out of gamestop then we see this bad broad leaving body central... he walks up to her and bluntly says "lemme see dem cheeks"


10 minutes later he's blowing her back out behind a dumpster in the parking lot... while I'm standing watch looking like this the entire time.

 

[T-K-G]

i've said "i dont feel like smashin just give me head" multiple times

a virgin asked me to eat her out and i said no, she replied "why not it's not like im dirty " and i said "i dont care nikka, im only smashin...and dont put yo mouth on me either i dont like that kissin shyt "



When i was in HS i would refer to all my teachers as "nikkas" and when they look at me like im looking right back at them like

"nikka why you give us this stupid prompt for an essay, i can't focus like this bruh "


There wasn't a single day in HS that i didn't leave lunch to go to the projects across the street from the school and smoke loud, everyone in the school (including administrators and teachers) knew i would come back smelling like loud but they really couldn't do shyt if i didn't have weed on me

i remember one day i was walking towards the door to leave school and an administrator stopped me on some " where you goin"

me - imma be back nikka, it's just lunch i dont gotta be here

admin -

me - you know i got A's and B's right

admin - what's that supposed to mean

me - it means dont worry what i come to school smellin like nikka i'll be back for 3rd period

i walked out that door and came back smellin like a pound, nobody said shyt, and i knew i made that school my bytch

 

[Lord Scion]

you are not alone breh... even the nikkas we work with don't believe it when we tell them. Had I not been there, on god I would've said the same fukkin thing but that shyt blew my mind on some "it's that easy?!" shyt.

 

[beezy]

i was fukkin with this chick one time, and then i put my dikk in her face and she was like "i dont do that, ive never done it before" So i say "Well its a requirement" and put it in her mouth

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

I've never said anything bold but my cousin boldly told me I was adopted