Overly Bold Shyt You've Said to People

[HowardHughes]

i was fukkin with this chick one time, and then i put my dikk in her face and she was like "i dont do that, ive never done it before" So i say "Well its a requirement" and put it in her mouth

Sounds like a porno line to me

 

[beezy]

Sounds like a porno line to me

too bad her head game was wack kept hurting me with her teeth i had to stop

 

[ADK]

I remember my nikka ranting on and on about how he hates fat bytches...
Meanwhile in my head I'm thinking "nikka, your mom is fat"

I didn't say it, but she is fat as fukk

 

[Yung Yogurt]

I told my grandmother her breath stink

 

[RealAssanova]

i said to this dude 'you must be outta your cotton pickin mind'

(no racist).

 

[Uncle Kingpin]

I say whatever comes to mind i have no filter, I have hella examples of outrageous statements. I was stranded in Philly on mother's day. They had some Susan G. Komen 5k run for breast cancer and i got stuck in the middle of it. Started talking to these two bad broads, who were best friends. So I say since yall bff's and do everything together, how yall feel about me making both of yall pregnant so u can experience pregnancy at the same time?














It didnt work

 

[dallastexas]

told a skinny girl in high school that i couldnt fuk her because doing so would be like child porn.. she was offended,, i played it off like a joke,,,,,, that was the end of that l

 

[Vagina Thief]

i've said "i dont feel like smashin just give me head" multiple times

a virgin asked me to eat her out and i said no, she replied "why not it's not like im dirty " and i said "i dont care nikka, im only smashin...and dont put yo mouth on me either i dont like that kissin shyt "



When i was in HS i would refer to all my teachers as "nikkas" and when they look at me like im looking right back at them like

"nikka why you give us this stupid prompt for an essay, i can't focus like this bruh "


There wasn't a single day in HS that i didn't leave lunch to go to the projects across the street from the school and smoke loud, everyone in the school (including administrators and teachers) knew i would come back smelling like loud but they really couldn't do shyt if i didn't have weed on me

i remember one day i was walking towards the door to leave school and an administrator stopped me on some " where you goin"

me - imma be back nikka, it's just lunch i dont gotta be here

admin -

me - you know i got A's and B's right

admin - what's that supposed to mean

me - it means dont worry what i come to school smellin like nikka i'll be back for 3rd period

i walked out that door and came back smellin like a pound, nobody said shyt, and i knew i made that school my bytch

 

[Demonface]

Alright, I just text this chick telling her "I want you to use my face as a booster seat." after a thirty minutes of back and forth constant texting. She has yet to respond.

Now I'm thinking that may have been a lil much.

And I'm sure we've all told a chick we'd drink their bath water at some point.

Drink they bath water ? I don't think anybody is that desperate .

 

[Recca Gatsby]

Alcohol is the devil's elixer brehs.