Only in the hood...

[BmoreGorilla]

Black ppl

So wait...everybody that's in here ain't a "c00n" for telling the truth about nikkas!? Only on The Coli can shyt be this contradictory

Subtle self hate thread.....

It's a celebration bytches

 

[Yehuda]

Y'all watching TV and a roach runs across the screen and no one acts like they seen it.

tape holding the batteries in on the remote

Plastic on furniture

shootouts and havin' to duck down

Empty butter/margarine containers = tupperware

family members fight over insignificant amounts of money

casual drug use in front of children and parents

You see a plastic grocery bag hung off of the knobs for the kitchen counter for use as a garbage bag.

Big momma has given all the teens and kids om the block a place to lay there head at some point

A bullshyt ass iron that leaks brown shyt on all of your clothes and an ironing board that doesn't stand upright anymore

Sticky rat traps and also roach traps
Holes in the wall
A nikka going to his shoebox to get doe

That one brother that could've really been something special, either in athletics or music or whatever else but didn't amount to shyt but a story about lost potential

Y'all just described my childhood

Spoiler: .

 

[UserNameless]

Ratchet a$$ laundramats with dryers that spin on low heat even when you set it on high heat and washers that barely fill with water
Front stores used for illegal activity with random items in there that nobody buys
Rattling trunks from amateur car stereo systems
An African named "black" or "boo"
A chick named "Peaches "
Back in the day, that J who'd hook up your illegal cable for the low
That African that was the star sports player who now has two kids, a criminal record but can't stop talking about his glory days
The scent of mothballs
Lil' girls. .. better yet grown a$$ men with braids and beads on the tips
Butch lesbians with locks that'll give you that work if y'all shoot the ones
A chick named "sexy Red"

 

[Brofato]

Beauty supply next to a liquor store

majority of the either a family dollar, metro PCs, cricket, citi trends and a laundromat will be in the same complex.

None of these establishments black-owned

And if they are, it's usually a first-gen African who's on his

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Old ass nikkas that everybody calls Junebug

 

[IceDragon]

Go in someone's house and see a cat or two walking around and be like " i thought ya'll don't like cats? " Nah but helps with them mice that be coming in "

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Ratchet a$$ laundramats with dryers that spin on low heat even when you set it on high heat and washers that barely fill with water
Front stores used for illegal activity with random items in there that nobody buys
Rattling trunks from amateur car stereo systems
An African named "black" or "boo"
A chick named "Peaches "
Back in the day, that J who'd hook up your illegal cable for the low
That African that was the star sports player who now has two kids, a criminal record but can't stop talking about his glory days
The scent of mothballs
Lil' girls. .. better yet grown a$$ men with braids and beads on the tips
Butch lesbians with locks that'll give you that work if y'all shoot the ones
A chick named "sexy Red"

 

[King Poetic]

1. when u was little and in another room and mama call for u to come here only to change the channel for her cause she was to lazy to get the remote

2. calling off to work with that fake sick voice just because it is a holiday

3. nikkas in the drive thru at fast food restaurant telling u to pull up and they bring the food out to u... just to have the order fukked up

4. nikkas walking into barbershops/salons with shyt from walgreens trying to sell to u.. hey man i got some toothpaste or u need some body wash.. i can always go back and get the one u want

5.. homeless nikkas walking around with stuffed dogs on leashes

 

[714562]

Delete

 

[Barnett114]

Forgot one.

When you put batteries in the fridge.

 

[BmoreGorilla]

What IS that fukking smell, bruh? Because I swear, it lingers on people after they leave the house.

That's what happens when you constantly fry chicken and fish in the crib and use frying pans that still got old grease in em

 

[UserNameless]

What IS that fukking smell, bruh? Because I swear, it lingers on people after they leave the house.

Africans living in smaller cribs and they fry food with no ventilation and it lingers on their clothes. .. you become immune to it.

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Forgot one.

When you put batteries in the fridge.

Surprised that hasn't been said yet

 

[714562]

Delete

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Okay, full disclosure -- I'm white and I used to live in a neighborhood where the majority of kids were black. I never told them this b/c I never wanted to sounds like a racist, but every black kid in on my street had the same peculiar smell. Not a bad smell -- just smelled like slightly burnt potatoes or something. And I could NEVER figure out what that smell was. Is that just the old-grease smell in their clothes?

EDIT -- and it was Haitian/Caribbean blacks too.

Yea breh that's what it was