Only in the hood...

[UserNameless]

Arab, Asian and Hatian owned corner stores
Corner stores where you can get a soul food meal (gizzard plates 5.99 my African)
A suited up African selling "Final Call" newspapers
A ratchet a$$ quick lube
Motel 6s, comfort and sleep inns nearby
Red and blue Solo cups
Chicks doing hair in the crib using Motions perm
Beeswax on the bathroom counter
Liquor houses
Bars on the Windows
An African in the living room cutting hair
Cars with fitted and snap back hats in the rear window with black ice on the rearview

 

[Th3G3ntleman]

I remember the few times I use to go to the hood as a child always found muhfukkas posted up sitting on cars and shyt like they gotdamns seats. Wouldn't even be their car....and the car owners would be staring shook as shyt to say anything.

 

[Urahara_Kisuke]

-nikkas walking around outside, and even in stores with no shirt on
-Babies with suckers stuck to their shirt
-Dudes puttin' baby powder on they chest
-Basketball games that take 837 minutes to finish because dudes keep arguing about the score

 

[Milk N Cookies]

I know you seen the sock man before?

"I got dem socks!"

Thats the same man who be selling the shirts, water, and roses

 

[Tommy Sheppard]

a bunch of lil kids under the age of 6 posted up in the middle of the street with not 1 parent in sight.

 

[Luck]

Suitcase fans

Old car that's been sitting for years in the back yard, garage, or driveway

A bunch of alley cats that somebody has to be feedin

That one brother that could've really been something special, either in athletics or music or whatever else but didn't amount to shyt but a story about lost potential

That one nikka that always fresh out the joint

Boxes of 8-tracks and vinyl records collecting dust in the garage or closet that your people won't part ways with

 

[Pazzy]

the local corner store on the block is either owned by arabs, asians or dominicans.

you see dudes literally going up and down the same blocks and areas, talking about what happened at this spot like it's all they ever know. they think the hood is the world.

the ice cream man in the summertime.....

kids playing with those fire hydrants

the "kennedy fried chicken" spot that sells breakfast, lunch and dinner with bulletproof windows and on outside windows looking all sorts of dirty, sometimes fogged up.

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Anything with a corner is a toothpick

 

[UserNameless]

Somebody is on disability
Somebody got gout
Somebody diabetic
Cheeto stains
Lil Mexican kids running around like they bout to go to the prom (no disrespect )

 

[BmoreGorilla]

You see a plastic grocery bag hung off of the knobs for the kitchen counter for use as a garbage bag.

My parents still do that

 

[Ghpstface]

3.) Putting sugar on this :

That's Dora the explorer cereal now


It's delicious

 

[Capitol]

guaranteed to see this portrait on any given wall

I have something similar to this in my living room. Well played

 

[Troublesome]

2-3 cars in the yard that don't work and been in the same spot for years.
After you finish eating, you better not throw that pop can in the trash. Put in the bag next to the trash with all the other pop cans in it. And make sure any leftover meat goes out back so Chico can too.

 

[BmoreGorilla]

-nikkas walking around outside, and even in stores with no shirt on
-Babies with suckers stuck to their shirt
-Dudes puttin' baby powder on they chest
-Basketball games that take 837 minutes to finish because dudes keep arguing about the score

I remember when chicks would come to school with all that baby powder on they necks and bigass bags of candy

 

[AntLive1981]

Abandoned houses on the block. Old school big screen TV(not Flat screen)in the living room
About 1,000 bootleg DVD's on an old ass entertainment center
Dirty smell soon as you go in the crib( mixture of fried chicken and dirty clothes)
Empty weed bags on the ground
Papi store on the corner
Old sneaks hanging on telephone line
Kids toys and clothes all over the crib
shyt that ain't been seen since 1960 in the basement
Pit bull in a big ass shyt filled cage in the living room