Only in the hood...

[cornercommission2k12]

Got a hunnid 50

That old fire place that was never used with old ass pictures of ya family across the mantle in those fake gold picture frames, with a few small wallet size pictures laying next to em

Holding ya window open with a old ass history book from school that you never took back

The dusty basements that got all the old fans and heaters that don't work no more but never got thrown out.

The inn tables in the living room with the old bible and empty candy dish bowels.

The screen door that has no screen on it

Hanging out on the porch then out of nowhere you and the whole block start foot racing each other down the street.

The 1 dude in ya hood who know how to back flip good as hell

 

[calixprynce]

do the lil kids still put the empty huggie (quarter juice) bottle between the tire to make it sound like a dirt bike


i only see those 5 for 1 dollar blunts in the hood too.

corner stores and gas stations with bulletproof glass.

 

[#SOG_soldier]

South side , you already know.

repped

 

[Buckeye Fever]

And best believe something is gonna be cooked in that skillet before it gets cleaned too

Church's dropped the chicken in yesterday's grease

 

[Mowgli]

Little kids walking around late at night.....some with grown men who aren't their parents

Fast white girls on a black Block who's parents are hooked on meth

 

[MrWestGrand]

13 inch tvs with the clothes hanger antenna, and empty bottles of Thunderbird and Kool Aid packets in the trash .

 

[Music Fiend]

The door is never locked, whole block comes in and out the crib as they wish.

Big momma has given all the teens and kids om the block a place to lay there head at some point

People who eat dinner Lways take a plate or 2 home

Backyard exists for no reason.

Everything new gets messed up.

 

[louisvandross]

You know you in the hood when

• The gas station is full of people outside, but aint no cars getting gas. The DVD man might or might not be there depending on what day it is
• You consistently see thick females walking by themselves in booty shorts or sweatpants
• Black & white club or concert promo sticker on the green electric boxes and streetlight poles
• Group of well dressed Muslim brothers in front of the barbershop or on a busy corner handing out their pamphlet
• You see fiends outside day and night
• You hear the Bass BOOMIN from cars on a daily basis. May or may not be chopped & screwed
• The only dogs you see are pitbulls

 

[Kalik]

Everybody kno somebody in the hood who has something like this on the wall

Got a picture of leopards in my office... flea market buy

 

[Data-Hawk]

nikkas don't even kno its a Marvin Gaye album cover they just think its the joint from Goodtimes

Did not know























@ myself.

 

[UserNameless]

Y'all Pretty much hit everything. .. I'll add


Fukked up window blinds
Cars with no wheelcovers just what we call "bullethole rims"
Actual Bulletholes in the fukkin doors of.the cars
Inside furniture on the porch
Outside furniture in the house
A big a$$ trash bag full of tall boy beer cans
Dryer sheets in the vents
A bullshyt a$$ iron that leaks brown shyt on all of your clothes and an ironing board that doesn't stand upright anymore
No AC. .. just a whole bunch of box fans with half the grill missing
Chicken grease on the fukkin PlayStation controller and the remote. .. if the remote works
Beer cans converted to ash trays
An old as 8 track entertainment system with the record plAyer and nothing works on it
Random obituaries and funeral programs lying around
The painting of.the black trifecta: Martin, Malcom and black Jesus
Potholes and pockmarked streets
The gray fence around the yard
Cigar tobacco on the street
Stove tops with permanent embedded grease on them
Cookware with permanent scorch marks
Sticky tablecloths
Sticky rat traps and also roach traps
Holes in the wall
A nicca going to his shoebox to get doe
Paint chipping off.the whole.Damn house outside
Broke down cars that folks just refuse to junk
A whole bunch of dated Ebony and Jet magazines that nobody reads

 

[Arithmetic]

Y'all watching TV and a roach runs across the screen and no one acts like they seen it.

 

[Arithmetic]

Grown nikkas sitting outside on the porch all day every day

Brehs walking around with open beer cans in their coat pockets

$100,000 in cars in front of a $30k house

Public transportation

Grown men riding bikes non fitness related

A female always walking somewhere with some kids trailing

Gas station pump saying $3.00 from the last person that pumped gas

Rusty weights in the back yard

I be seeing that shyt and praying the homie made it to his destination

 

[Alaafin]

Dirt bikes

gotta keep the window open in the summer
and these little motherfukkers riding that shyt 24/7

 

[GrindtooFilthy]

-Pot on the back of the stove with no handle on it, with old hot dog water in it
-16 Country Crock butter tubs in the fridge........only 1 of them has actual butter in it

yyyoooo this is in my house right now, haha