Moonrocks are everywhere this week
grabbed some and a brownie ate a pinch and an hour later
I'm in the mirror thinking
I get a call from my lady to go and see resident evil...
I wanted to go to wing stop...after some back n forth she showed up with the wings
I smashed em and smoked in the parking lot...the combination of the wings
and the brownie put me out ...as soon as the lights dimmed I crashed...
my phone rang and I didn't hear it...shorty went in my jacket pocket hit the volume down
and felt the brownie in plastic wrap ....ate it ...half of it
she woke me up ...people are leaving... the credits are damn near finished rolling... this bytch is tore up
we walked to her car and she says "you have to drive" I looked at her
and reached in my pocket
I notice half the brownie is gone ...I drove straight to the gas station
copped a chocolate milk and told her to throw that back ...we got home and I'm doing a birdman hand rub
she looks at me
"nah nikka...goodnight"
bytch is sleep taking up the whole bed... farted and all that..
she ain't never done that in front of me
I'm sipping an ice cold glass of water watching desus and mero on the couch...this is some bullshyt