Official thread on Michael Bay's TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES movie

[Kingshango]

Im mixed. I want this to be good but with Michael Bay on deck I gotta be cautious.

 

[duncanthetall]

Their faces are fukked up. Shredder is "Erich Sachs," a white man, and a scientist who creates the turtles, instead of Oroku Saki, a Japanese secret syndicate leader. No sign of Splinter in sight. No pizza. Random shots of turtles attacking military vehicles in the middle of nowhere.

I would be very surprised if it turned out even decent.

Breh. ITS A TEASER TRAILER. Holy fukk you people are insufferable

 

[The Real]

Breh. ITS A TEASER TRAILER. Holy fukk you people are insufferable

So? We already know a decent amount about the story. We already know it's a Michael Bay film. We already know Megan Fox is a shytty actress. We already know Shredder is an old white man. You make it seem like there's no information with which to start estimating.

 

[Woodrow]

teenage mutant humanoid-faced "why are they dressed like people" ninja turtles.

 

[Monoblock]

Can someone explain to me how a turtle shell could possibly knock over a military vehicle? Also, I see the turtles have been dabbling in PED's.

Ask for logic about a movie with talking walking 6 foot Barry Bonds mutant turtles breh.

Nah but seriouslly are they prehistoric turtles or something? Biogenesis must;ve made these cats in a lab.

@ Shredder being white.

 

[Bboystyle]

fukk it, im down for watching 6 foot ninja penis's kick some ass!

 

[AkaDemiK]

Official Trailer

TURTLE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

The movie will probably be good but i feel like they could have put together a better trailer.I didn't get hype off it at all.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

exactly as I expected the graphics to be lol but ya not even mad

i'll watch

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

what is the actual origin story? i read earlier in the thread that even the 1990 movie wasn't accurate :I

 

[Mr210]

im entering with low expectations, but hey you never know

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

This looks bad.

 

[Mr210]

im entering with low expectations, but hey you never know

 

[Real]

The people who aren't feeling this teaser...made up their mind that there weren't gonna like it beforehand.

 

[Spaceman Piff]

first day