Official The Matrix Resurrections Thread

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As a movie that is part of the matrix universe...it's terrible...

As a stand alone action movie...it ok...

shyt had me :mjlol: throughout though...

The "matrix within the matrix" plotline :mjlol:

Agent Smith was awful...AWFUL...buddy looked like he was reading all his lines off a teleprompter...no charisma at all. Why is he even in this movie...his character and motivations don't make any sense at all considering the ending... :mjlol:

All this "red pill" , "blue pill", "chad", cac shyt was :mjlol:

Neo was moving slow as shyt in this...Keanu must have told them "fukk that I will do a few punches and kicks but after that I'm just waving my hands and deflecting shyt":mjlol:

The way the Merovingian popped up and left :mjlol:

3 helicopters on the roof and Neo tosses a rocket at one and in the next scene the other two are just flat out gone:mjlol:

The ending where they talk about the people who don't want to leave the matrix...would be a dope premise of having them fight the people who are trying to free everyone :leon:... imagine you successful in the matrix and some people try to pull you out like "come test these strawberries we just created"...bytch put me back in the pod and poor some extra goop in it for me :camby:

I aint catch no blatant tranny shyt in this which was my biggest worry:whew:...maybe i missed it though...don't care to look again:lupe:
 

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The reviews were so bad I knew I’d like the movie. The only thing I didn’t like was that there were no deaths but it is what it is.
 

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@KateFabersBoyfriend misdiagnosed, it hits them DC beats (since this is under WB umbrella)
I was referencing how following the marvel movies success every lead has to have corny ass comedic banter. I'm not with the DC vs marvel Stan wars shyt. But perhaps I more accurately should have pinned it on Whedon and not marvel, even though they took it and ran with it.

I don't get people saying if you liked the others you'll like this. The first one was a classic and the other two were fine-bad. This one is fukking dog shyt. I'm a fan of the matrix series but this didn't need to be made.

No one wants to say it but Keanu is damn near Steven segal status now. Even with the last John wick hes out there looking old. Only moving above the waist and shyt. Terrible.


Oh well at least I have The Northman to look forward to.
 

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Yeah...they kept breaking the 4th wall with details of the actual film being used a joke within the story.
The action was the glue and it didn't come through. The way they just pushed into the story was awkward to.
Like uh ok I guess that's agent Smith. Thansk for sharing. To much corny feminist smoke signaling.

Do you want a family because that's what you were programmed to think?

No bytch we need people.
 

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Why does Matrix 3 get so much hate?

The lack of build up from part 2, the 2nd and 3rd acts fell apart, and a decisive victory for humans wasn't possible, plus the death of Neo and Trinity left a bad taste in people's mouths.

Bothers me Niobe would be a such an ass to Neo considering he brokered 60 years of peace for her city....

Another popular trope with reboots and sequels is to shyt on the OG characters to be edgy...
 

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Yeah there’s no more excuses
Something was stolen at this point
You don’t have to believe the black lady rumor but they have not had 1 hit since
Don’t give me that lightning in a bottle excuse something is off here :francis:
Nah it happens all the time. Especially with the person writing. You might write the dopest, song, book, movie, whatever. Then never be able to match it again in your life. Leading to the “sophomore slump” and eventually never reaching that first success ever again.

Don’t something amazing one time isn’t actually that hard. Doing it twice… Doing it 15 times….. Never not doing it…. now that’s something.
 

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#We Are The Flash #DOOMSET #LukeCageSet #NEWLWO
I was referencing how following the marvel movies success every lead has to have corny ass comedic banter. I'm not with the DC vs marvel Stan wars shyt. But perhaps I more accurately should have pinned it on Whedon and not marvel, even though they took it and ran with it.

I don't get people saying if you liked the others you'll like this. The first one was a classic and the other two were fine-bad. This one is fukking dog shyt. I'm a fan of the matrix series but this didn't need to be made.

No one wants to say it but Keanu is damn near Steven segal status now. Even with the last John wick hes out there looking old. Only moving above the waist and shyt. Terrible.


Oh well at least I have The Northman to look forward to.

fair enough and no Stan……

But in all fairness Aquaman and Shazaam had the same thing and more.

My thing is, corny ass comedic banter isn’t exclusive to one company.

And come on man! Keanu ain’t Segal status:russ:

You going too far
 

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Alot y'all in this thread are worst than women:mjlol:

Just watched this and it's honestly 6.5 -7.5 out 10,
While the CGI effects wasn't the best, the storyline and the spin of the matrix as a game was interesting, connecting Indian guys daughter , multiple references to the original was nice

I honestly don't get alot of the hate in this thread, could of been better? Of course but it was easily better than the Matrix 3....
Y’all keep pretending it’s just us in here and that most of the free world isn’t holding the same opinion of it being mid to trash
 
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