Official 'The Eternals' Thread

[Big Dick]

Thought it was dope

I’ve seen way worse from Marvel.

 

[Gizmo_Duck]

Thought it was dope

I’ve seen way worse from Marvel.

Naw its dark world tier, putting huge name celebrities in this shyt for minor roles was a bad move.

On top of the two Stark/Snow brothers. Doesn’t let you immerse yourself in the new characters

The action scenes really saved this movie and then they were fighting brainless monsters so even that left something to be desired

Only redeemable things about this movie for me was that they finally figured out how to make super speed look cool in movies. I remember quicksilver being dumb looking in avengers 2, and in x-men outside of the slow mo scenes.

And now galactus can exist in the MCU without it being weird

 

[Conz]

the "critics were wrong" victory lap now that it's on streaming was expected. this shyt is mediocre, and they were spot on.

"Who cares what critics say?!" *jacks off to Spiderman's Rotten Tomato score*

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Still haven't turned it on.

I'm a marvel head but when you tell me there's gonna be 2 dudes locking lips, I'm not gonna be excited to watch

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

Still haven't turned it on.

I'm a marvel head but when you tell me there's gonna be 2 dudes locking lips, I'm not gonna be excited to watch

One scene that only lasts a few seconds.

 

[null]

marvel's cosmic stuff is low key pretty bad historically outside of some of the x-men stuff (the Shi'ar, star jammers, the brood, the phoenix force, Vulcan). Adam Warlock, Mar-vell, and the rest outside of the skrull kree war never hit like that to me . The eternals and celestials are no exception.

galactus / surfer / air walker / tyros-terrax?

thanos / thanos quest / death?

celestials?

gor?

 

[-DMP-]

Just watched. I thought this was good but execution could’ve been better. World felt empty at times. And story, while interesting, definitely drug on.

I was into it, and the implications it presented. I’d watch a sequel.

 

[Gizmo_Duck]

Just watched. I thought this was good but execution could’ve been better. World felt empty at times. And story, while interesting, definitely drug on.

I was into it, and the implications it presented. I’d watch a sequel.

Open world felt empty

 

[Wall]

Movie wasn't bad but not that interesting either.

Gemma Chan would have me toss my GMB card in a second

 

[Optimus Prime]

Nate Moore pretty much said this will probably not get a sequel, maybe if it catches fire on D+
I'm sure Harry Styles and Jon Snow will pop up in the future but I see no need for the main cast to show up anytime soon

 

[King Static X]

I watched this movie back in November. It's mid as fukk. Mad boring.

Worst MCU movie since Captain Marvel.

 

[Gizmo_Duck]

I watched this movie back in November. It's mid as fukk. Mad boring.

Worst MCU movie since Captain Marvel.

Widow was trash too

 

[South Paw]

It was decent but shang chi was way better

 

[Big Dick]

Still haven't turned it on.

I'm a marvel head but when you tell me there's gonna be 2 dudes locking lips, I'm not gonna be excited to watch

what you worried you might like it too much?

 

[Bryan Danielson]

Still haven't turned it on.

I'm a marvel head but when you tell me there's gonna be 2 dudes locking lips, I'm not gonna be excited to watch

One scene that only lasts a few seconds.

Na….. we need to get him more acclimated for this then

@Neo The Resurrected ONE i have a new assignment for you. Since you being a coward in taking the next step in your progression via watching IronFist as we have instructed you to do for months now


We can make a pivot.

Instead IF, we now demand you watch Supergirl, Arrow (S4 to the end), Flash, and Legends of Tomorrow.


After you watch all of that, you will be acclimated