Official 'The Eternals' Thread

[kdslittlebro]

I fw it probably a one-timer but I’m looking forward to where they go with it. I loved the darker cinematography.

Spoiler

My dawg Jon Snow is really boutta be in the MCU can’t wait for what they do with Black Knight

Sersi face card is a 10 and I’m a sucker for that damn British accent

 

[Coolin']

Just finished, and it was alright. 5/10

 

[BBG]

Posting while my girl went to the bathroom before we leave the theater, this shyt was super ass I lasted 2 hours before finally falling asleep. Don't even care what happened in the end this shyt was terrible I can't believe how bad it was 2/10 and the only 2 points is cuz my childhood crush Angelina was in it

 

[Peter Popoff]

Just saw it last night. I fukks with it. Phastos and Druig were actually really dope and well written. I was crushing on Makkari.

The CGI was incredible. Thena killed it of course. Love the way they portrayed the celestials.

Makes me hyped for when they introduce Galactus and Silver Surfer. At least he won't be a cheap looking cloud anymore.

They called ikaris, Clark Kent and superman. Something tells me, there's more to it. Wouldn't be shocked at a DC/Marvel crossover in the future like the comics.

Not a rewatch but definitely a movie I needed to watch to gage the direction of the next phase. It was the Thor of Phase 4.

6.5/10 but a must watch. Drink some coffee and get pass the slower parts.

 

[Peter Popoff]

Marvel Studios boss reacts to Eternals' poor reviews: 'Thank you for being a critic; the fans will decide'

Oh boy.

That one scene with Paperboy and his dude was miniscule. It wasn't like some lil demon X shyt. They tripping. Ikaris had a whole sex scene however.

 

[Coolin']

They called ikaris, Clark Kent and superman. Something tells me, there's more to it.

I was thinking the same, and part of the reason I didn’t care for his character since he was literally Superman.

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

As for the gay shyt, I will say this

Chinaman wasn’t gay
Mexican wasn’t gay
China girl wasn’t gay
Sista wasn’t gay (but she was deaf)
Punjabi wasn’t gay
And no white people were gay.


So the final representation/diversity roles

arab and black man… they made them gay.
And then they made their adopted son a breh.


Nothing breh did in the beginning made you believe he was gay. And the only intimate relationships were among themselves, outside of Jemma Chan’s character.


Basically they were trying to say that being gay is an natural evolutionary step for humans. Or they simply mimicked shyt that was around them.

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Basically they were trying to say that being gay is an natural evolutionary step for humans. Or they simply mimicked shyt that was around them.

Immortality Bisexuality

Whereas characters with normal lifespans are usually depicted as being attracted to one gender exclusively, immortal characters often turn out to be much less picky about gender. This could be attributed to the fact that we can't know for sure how human sexuality acts over a lifespan of centuries or a strong belief in the Kinsey Scale from the author. Mostly, this is rationalized with a belief that someone who has lived long enough can look outside the box of sexual norms, or that in that amount of time someone of an unexpected gender is bound to attract the character. Or maybe they've just been around for so long that they're running out of new things to try.
For the specific sub-trope of vampire women who like other women, see Lesbian Vampire.

"There IS no straight when you're 400 years old."
— Derek Landy, author of the Skulduggery Pleasant series

Immortality Bisexuality - TV Tropes

 

[LordDeathwatch]

Marvel's Eternals Crosses $300 Million at the Global Box Office

 

[EQ.]

I fw it probably a one-timer but I’m looking forward to where they go with it. I loved the darker cinematography.

Spoiler

My dawg Jon Snow is really boutta be in the MCU can’t wait for what they do with Black Knight

Sersi face card is a 10 and I’m a sucker for that damn British accent

I might be in the minority here but she looked better to me when she was in Captain Marvel with her longer hair/hairstyle. I was whenever she had a scene in Captain Marvel.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f4/fa/0b/f4fa0b8bc11d688968555b15db855944.jpg

https://cdn.epicstream.com/assets/uploads/newscover/1569949148gemma-chan-minnerva-marvel-website.png

 

[LordDeathwatch]

I might be in the minority here but she looked better to me when she was in Captain Marvel with her longer hair/hairstyle but I was whenever she had a scene in Captain Marvel.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f4/fa/0b/f4fa0b8bc11d688968555b15db855944.jpg

https://cdn.epicstream.com/assets/uploads/newscover/1569949148gemma-chan-minnerva-marvel-website.png

It's 2 things really: the way she carried herself for that role vs this one & a darker color (blue) highlights her facial features more than her natural tone, which is hilarious to me.

Look better covered in blue paint brehettes.

 

[EQ.]

It's 2 things really: the way she carried herself for that role vs this one & a darker color (blue) highlights her facial features more than her natural tone, which is hilarious to me.

Look better covered in blue paint brehettes.

I like blue bishes

 

[LordDeathwatch]

I like blue bishes

Ol Captain Kirk head ass.

 

[EQ.]

Ol Captain Kirk head ass.

hoping in our lifetime that we make contact with aliens. Tryna match up on the future Tinder Galaxy app with some dark blue/ royal blue/ light blue/ baby blue bishes from Neptune

 

[chico25]

It's 2 things really: the way she carried herself for that role vs this one & a darker color (blue) highlights her facial features more than her natural tone, which is hilarious to me.

Look better covered in blue paint brehettes.

It worked for Jennifer Lawrence in Xmen. She looked better in those movies than any other movie imo.