Official 'The Eternals' Thread

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damn phastos is that bad
everyone is making him sound like the fin of the franchise :mjlol:

It ain't hard to tell what these writers and producers have in mind when shaping Black characters and especially Black male characters. In paperboi's defense, he's probably always wanted to portray a gay character on film. Art imitating life and all that :hubie:
 

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The stoop with dat dope fanny padding
His whole demeanor was weak. Somehow trying to take blame for Hiroshima, sounding like an overly protective mom, being the only overweight/lack of any physical threat or presence as a superhero. Writers sure had a fun time depicting the only Black male character in the movie.

none of this is true

he held his own and then some against ikaris
 

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Yeah I think this does re-contextualize the snap in a way to elevate Thanos’s impact post Loki, I also think the whole story of the eternals isn’t being fully told and I think the post credit scene alludes to that.

Really Interesting point regarding vibramium origins:ohhh:


In the comics thats the origin of the great mound in wakanda. The vibranium protects the celestial egg thats why it got its supernatural properties. Nothing implies that they changed that in MCU besides this movie already being long enough and not having time for a proper cameo.

introducing pip and eros they gotta bring back thanos to interact with them and Adam Warlock. They can have the celestials bring him back like they do the eternals with they memories instead of death but that would cheapen his status as a boss and make him another pawn
 

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none of this is true

he held his own and then some against ikaris

He didn't blame himself for Hiroshima?

He didn't actively try to stay at home with his child and husband even though the entire world was in peril?

He didn't run into the kitchen when Thena and his son were in there together and chastise Thena and revoke her "babysitting" privileges and go into overly protective mom mode? Why did

He wasn't overweight and devoid of any muscular form?

Where have I lied? I'll glady retract any thing I said if you can show me where i lied.
 

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Phastos blaming himself for Hiroshima bc he influenced all weapon creation through time was fukkin stupid, b/c wouldn't he technically have to blame himself for like every gun death ever?

also, stop with the "agenda" shyt, you sound like fukkin inbred Trump morons. gay people exist. there are a lot of fukkin gay people in the world. also, if they had Thena munchin Sersi, you wouldn't even think about using the word "agenda," you be putting this movie in your top 10 and wondering when the porn parody "Internals" is dropping
 

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The stoop with dat dope fanny padding
He didn't blame himself for Hiroshima?

He didn't actively try to stay at home with his child and husband even though the entire world was in peril?

He didn't run into the kitchen when Thena and his son were in there together and chastise Thena and revoke her "babysitting" privileges and go into overly protective mom mode? Why did

He wasn't overweight and devoid of any muscular form?

Where have I lied? I'll glady retract any thing I said if you can show me where i lied.

who the fukk cares

When it came to the final fight he didn’t run like stuber and surprisingly held his own and then some against ikaris

You sound miserable
 

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who the fukk cares

When it came to the final fight he didn’t run like stuber and surprisingly held his own and then some against ikaris

You sound miserable

So everything I said was true, then why did you chime in with " none of this true" ? :what: I was really trying to have a dialog but you jumped straight to lying and then got emotional when you had no facts to refute my points. :skip:

If you enjoyed the movie and portrayal of phastos, good for you. We don't all need to like what you like. :yeshrug:
 
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