sanityovar8ted
OG Moma Coli....dat bytch Thowd!!!
are u from the denver area?On the opposite side of things, these pot rec shops be giving the goat customer service. Its truly a sight to behold.
official retail/customer service horror stories and ranting
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Poetical Poltergeist
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sanityovar8ted
OG Moma Coli....dat bytch Thowd!!!
imma inbox u is that ok? its bout weed no funny bidness
it's people from all over. had an Indian guy the other day with a way over expired pharmacy transfer voucher worth 25 bucks. he comes there often. talking bout he got the coupon from another department up front and there was a whole bunch there. I said that's not possible cuz we haven't had those for a few months. so I was like aite let's go look. lo and behold the vouchers were nowhere to be found. he over here rummaging thru other flyers and pamphlets to look for them. and his meds weren't even at most more than fifty cents. I told my pharmacist, hell wrong with this guy. she was like yeah I know he always trying to pull something. every time I see him I be like aww here it goes. same way with a few other known bullshytters. where I'm at it's mostly the Arabs pulling the scams with coupons and whatnot and the blacks with the prepaid cards. that's why if I don't know them or if they known for trying be slick i be like
I had a girl call me earlier today saying she wanted to give a two week notice. come to find out it was cuz she couldn't handle both school and work. told her to call my manager tomorrow cuz I don't deal with that shyt. funny thing is yesterday was like her third day working. I know my boss gonna be pissed his time was wasted and being shorthanded already.
TheArchitect
All Star
Another incident in the grocery isle at wal-mart...
We're working the coolers where they keep the lunch meat and shyt, when this guy shows up...there is this distinct pack of ham that looked old, and said guy spots it and goes into an outrage for some reason...
"LOOK AT THIS!!! YOU GUYS SELL THIS shyt?! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!"
He then throws said pack of old-ass oscar mayer lunch meat into a bunch of empty boxes, then speed walks away....we all looked at each other and fell out laughing....
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Yet another incident in the grocery isle of wallys world....
There was one individual who apparently had an extremely volatile appetite. He was said to have been taking random packs of meat out of the frozen coolers, taking a bite out of them, and putting them back.
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The homie/roommate was my manager, so we'd get into all kinds of fukkery. We once used the store manager's pick up to get a pool table and we hotboxed that bytch. Then gave it right back to him afterwards....
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Today at work (I'm a vendor, at wal-mart ironically) I was being grilled by this dyke bytch who I guess thought I was looking at her girl. She was saying shyt under her breath, but I didn't really give a shyt. I wasn't even looking at her ass, ironically.....at least not until afterwards....
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We're working the coolers where they keep the lunch meat and shyt, when this guy shows up...there is this distinct pack of ham that looked old, and said guy spots it and goes into an outrage for some reason...
"LOOK AT THIS!!! YOU GUYS SELL THIS shyt?! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!"
He then throws said pack of old-ass oscar mayer lunch meat into a bunch of empty boxes, then speed walks away....we all looked at each other and fell out laughing....
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Yet another incident in the grocery isle of wallys world....
There was one individual who apparently had an extremely volatile appetite. He was said to have been taking random packs of meat out of the frozen coolers, taking a bite out of them, and putting them back.
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The homie/roommate was my manager, so we'd get into all kinds of fukkery. We once used the store manager's pick up to get a pool table and we hotboxed that bytch. Then gave it right back to him afterwards....
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Today at work (I'm a vendor, at wal-mart ironically) I was being grilled by this dyke bytch who I guess thought I was looking at her girl. She was saying shyt under her breath, but I didn't really give a shyt. I wasn't even looking at her ass, ironically.....at least not until afterwards....
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Doing a phone order for a customer:
Me: What kind of card are you going to be using for this?
Cust: Mastercard
Me: Ok when you are ready go ahead with the card number.
Cust. Do you need all 16 digits?
Me: What kind of card are you going to be using for this?
Cust: Mastercard
Me: Ok when you are ready go ahead with the card number.
Cust. Do you need all 16 digits?
Doing cell phone contracts............. we have a sign that clearly stated that we need 2 forms of ID.
Cats got a drivers license and not one single form of a secondary ID, not even a bill in their name. Then get mad when we say we can't go any further.
Cats got a drivers license and not one single form of a secondary ID, not even a bill in their name. Then get mad when we say we can't go any further.
lmaothx for reminding me...
i can't believe we went 10 pages without mentioning this....
and isn't it usually the older folks(not always but usually) that throw money on the belt?
the only time i do that throwing money on the belt shyt is when i have no 5s or 10s and i have to give them all singles....
but i still count it out and group it together to hand it to them...
they pretty much jus throw money up..
and i need to punch the fukk out of the dumbass who started this "the customer is always right" bullshyt decades ago...
I aint gonna lie I always do this only to white people tho since they're known for hardly washing their hands.
I should be studying, but imma give yall one anyway:
3:00 am, Black Friday, November 2012
Setup: The cell phone manager asked a breh to ring up prepaid phones. On Black Friday, I do w/e a manager asks cause I understand the stress and importance.
Breh comes up with the phone:
Him: *hands phone*
Me: What's goin on man, I'm soooo tired.
Him: Yea, how long you been here?
Me: Since 9pm...*continues and finishes small talk*
As I'm ringing up, I have to scan the activation barcode, but I wasn't familiar with it at the time, so i scanned the wrong thing too many times and it told me i had to get another phone.
Me: "Aye D, bring me another phone right fast (to the manager)"
Her: Aight, hol up right quick *looks for phone*
*15 mins later*
Him: Man what the fukk is taking so long, whats wrong?
Me:
She looking for the phone son, I have to ring up another one cause I messed up.
Her: " Stacks, Ion think I have no more."
Me: Aight...say son we gon have to get you another phone, cause this one aint scanning.
This phone was on sale, and nikkas was buying them hoes.
Him: fukk THAT shyt. WHERE THE fukkING MANAGER AT nikka!
Me:
"Aye D, customer wanna talk to you."
*while waiting*
Him: Why the fukk you can't just scan the shyt, you being a real bytch right nah!!!
Me: Aye brah, you can curse at me all you want, im just gon keep laughing and yawning in your face, im too tired for this shyt. We are here doing YOUR ASS a favor and working overnight. Be grateful.
Her: *comes over with phone*
Me: You ring his bytch ass up, I'm not going to take that disrespect, im going help someone else.
3:00 am, Black Friday, November 2012
Setup: The cell phone manager asked a breh to ring up prepaid phones. On Black Friday, I do w/e a manager asks cause I understand the stress and importance.
Breh comes up with the phone:
Him: *hands phone*
Me: What's goin on man, I'm soooo tired.
Him: Yea, how long you been here?
Me: Since 9pm...*continues and finishes small talk*
As I'm ringing up, I have to scan the activation barcode, but I wasn't familiar with it at the time, so i scanned the wrong thing too many times and it told me i had to get another phone.
Me: "Aye D, bring me another phone right fast (to the manager)"
Her: Aight, hol up right quick *looks for phone*
*15 mins later*
Him: Man what the fukk is taking so long, whats wrong?
Me:
She looking for the phone son, I have to ring up another one cause I messed up.Her: " Stacks, Ion think I have no more."
Me: Aight...say son we gon have to get you another phone, cause this one aint scanning.
This phone was on sale, and nikkas was buying them hoes.
Him: fukk THAT shyt. WHERE THE fukkING MANAGER AT nikka!
Me:
"Aye D, customer wanna talk to you." *while waiting*
Him: Why the fukk you can't just scan the shyt, you being a real bytch right nah!!!
Me: Aye brah, you can curse at me all you want, im just gon keep laughing and yawning in your face, im too tired for this shyt. We are here doing YOUR ASS a favor and working overnight. Be grateful.
Her: *comes over with phone*
Me: You ring his bytch ass up, I'm not going to take that disrespect, im going help someone else.
Camammal
Half Man Half Mammal
Used to work for Uhaul, shyt was the worst because everybody came in with stank attitudes because they had to move 
so naturally we go hard on customers. One day this asian guy came in to rent a truck.
Transaction went smooth and go to pull the truck around and hand him the keys and dude literally hops in the truck and the first thing he does is engage the parking brake.
(almost every asian male does this for some reason)
He comes back into the store and asks how does he disengage the parking brake. I already knew what he was coming into the store for so i immediately go outside to show him. I point him to the lever you pull to turn it off and he disengages it standing outside of the truck...
The fukking IDIOT had the truck in reverse! So the truck is rolling back fast and its about to crash into front of the store...he run aways like a fakkit and i jump in the truck just in time to stop it from destroying the store. The back of the truck actually scratched the door and if i didnt stop it when i did .......
At this point i am pissed and i reversed his rental and sent his ass home. I don't understand why asian people cannot learn to operate vehicles or drive...book smarts don't mean shyt.
so naturally we go hard on customers. One day this asian guy came in to rent a truck. Transaction went smooth and go to pull the truck around and hand him the keys and dude literally hops in the truck and the first thing he does is engage the parking brake.
(almost every asian male does this for some reason)He comes back into the store and asks how does he disengage the parking brake. I already knew what he was coming into the store for so i immediately go outside to show him. I point him to the lever you pull to turn it off and he disengages it standing outside of the truck...
The fukking IDIOT had the truck in reverse! So the truck is rolling back fast and its about to crash into front of the store...he run aways like a fakkit and i jump in the truck just in time to stop it from destroying the store. The back of the truck actually scratched the door and if i didnt stop it when i did .......
At this point i am pissed and i reversed his rental and sent his ass home. I don't understand why asian people cannot learn to operate vehicles or drive...book smarts don't mean shyt.
yeah i know, they can make a tv watch but can make a simple lane change without causing a motor deathUsed to work for Uhaul, shyt was the worst because everybody came in with stank attitudes because they had to move
Transaction went smooth and go to pull the truck around and hand him the keys and dude literally hops in the truck and the first thing he does is engage the parking brake.
He comes back into the store and asks how does he disengage the parking brake. I already knew what he was coming into the store for so i immediately go outside to show him. I point him to the lever you pull to turn it off and he disengages it standing outside of the truck...
The fukking IDIOT had the truck in reverse! So the truck is rolling back fast and its about to crash into front of the store...he run aways like a fakkit and i jump in the truck just in time to stop it from destroying the store. The back of the truck actually scratched the door and if i didnt stop it when i did .......
At this point i am pissed and i reversed his rental and sent his ass home. I don't understand why asian people cannot learn to operate vehicles or drive...book smarts don't mean shyt.
Black Friday is the worst day in retail, ever.
Between people fighting over sh!t they don't need & them not knowing how direct-deposit works.
Customers come in an pick out tv's, stand in line at 4am, get mad when their credit-card get declined because they forgot that their direct-deposit doesn't go in till 7am.
Between people fighting over sh!t they don't need & them not knowing how direct-deposit works.
Customers come in an pick out tv's, stand in line at 4am, get mad when their credit-card get declined because they forgot that their direct-deposit doesn't go in till 7am.
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when i worked at nordstrom i got written up because i didnt wana help this old nasty white fukk shove his fat ass leg into some cowboy boots
i worked both the suits and shoe dept when i was in college, and this old fat white prick comes in with his wife looking to buy boots. so im like
im bout to sell this old ass cracker some 800$ boots 
so he likes one particular pair and i hand the boot to him. and his stupid wife is like "you're nto going to help him put it on?
"
and i was like fukk it
that was until he rolled up his pant leg and he had like diabetes lumps and literal leg dandruff flaking off his leg
so im standing there telling him "aight use this boot horn it'll slide ur foot right in
"
it was one of these joints:
but he was fukkin old and had no balance and couldnt bend over. so i just keep trying to coach him on how to do it and his wife is getting up set.
meanwhile he's trying to shove his fat drumstick into the boot and as he's doing it, flakes are starting to get peeled off from his leg and are getting on the boot and on the floor
and now his wife is like "help him!
" and making a scene, so my manager comes over and is like what's going on here?
and his wife says "he's being real rude and unhelpful and refuses to help my husband"
manager looks at me like wtf man u really not gona help him?
and im like
she's like "help the customer put the boots on"
and im like
"look at his skin. i need gloves 
they sent me home and wrote me up
i worked both the suits and shoe dept when i was in college, and this old fat white prick comes in with his wife looking to buy boots. so im like
im bout to sell this old ass cracker some 800$ boots so he likes one particular pair and i hand the boot to him. and his stupid wife is like "you're nto going to help him put it on?
"and i was like fukk it
that was until he rolled up his pant leg and he had like diabetes lumps and literal leg dandruff flaking off his leg
so im standing there telling him "aight use this boot horn it'll slide ur foot right in
"it was one of these joints:
but he was fukkin old and had no balance and couldnt bend over. so i just keep trying to coach him on how to do it and his wife is getting up set.
meanwhile he's trying to shove his fat drumstick into the boot and as he's doing it, flakes are starting to get peeled off from his leg and are getting on the boot and on the floor
and now his wife is like "help him!
" and making a scene, so my manager comes over and is like what's going on here?and his wife says "he's being real rude and unhelpful and refuses to help my husband
"manager looks at me like wtf man u really not gona help him?
and im like
she's like "help the customer put the boots on"
and im like
"look at his skin. i need gloves they sent me home and wrote me up