official retail/customer service horror stories and ranting

[sanityovar8ted]

then there was the time I wad banned and chained to the doors of what uded to be kiest bazaar. me and my lil sis go into the beauty supply to get her a perm. we go home, she puts the perm o her head and realizes thats its crystallized. so we dont wash it out, we go back to the beauty supply cuz its right up the street. my sis tells the korean owner she wants her money back for the bad perm. he accuses us of stealing the perm. so im like so we stole it and permed her hair here huh? owner calls the security guard. security guard is a old trick that be selling contacts on the side that he be stealing. so I go off im like u thieving ass nicca cant do shyt to me. this mf tries to handvuff me and drag me to the front door of the bazaar. they call the police and finally got me handcuffed to the front door to keep me from whooping the security guards ass. police came, after I told em what happened they let me go but told me I couldnt come back ever.

 

[Two Stacks]

*subs* i got some stuff to say...a lot of stuff.

 

[Silkk]

why am I just now discovering this thread? tell you bout the time I got banned from a jack in the box. the line was out the door and im waiting like 20 mins just to give them my order. but I keeping my eyes on the tacos. I used to work for jib so I know that after 15 mins they not fresh. so I finally proceed to place my order . I want 8 tacos but I want fresh tacos. the bytch gave me the tacos that were sitting there the past 20 mins. I give em back, she gives em back to me saying they fresh tacos and im like you a lie, ya feet stank and you dont love jesus. she was mad then and pushed the tacos at me. I told her I wanted my money back and she say no. so I threw the tacos at her. they called the police said I assaulted her, but I was just banned.

 

[Silkk]

*subs* i got some stuff to say...a lot of stuff.

You & Me both

 

[LezJepzin]

why am I just now discovering this thread? tell you bout the time I got banned from a jack in the box. the line was out the door and im waiting like 20 mins just to give them my order. but I keeping my eyes on the tacos. I used to work for jib so I know that after 15 mins they not fresh. so I finally proceed to place my order . I want 8 tacos but I want fresh tacos. the bytch gave me the tacos that were sitting there the past 20 mins. I give em back, she gives em back to me saying they fresh tacos and im like you a lie, ya feet stank and you dont love jesus. she was mad then and pushed the tacos at me. I told her I wanted my money back and she say no. so I threw the tacos at her. they called the police said I assaulted her, but I was just banned.

Takes me back when I worked the Drive Thru @ Jack In The Box . I got away with so much shyt come to think about it

 

[johntheblackjew]

yall funny

 

[AAKing23]

A story my homegirl told me the other day. She works customer service for Direcr TV.

Her: Direct TV, how can I help you
Caller: Yeah my got damn signal is out again and I'm sick of this shyt.
Her: I am sorry sir, is there weather issues in your area.
Caller: No it's not any weather problems. I'm sick of you mafukkas and this damn satelitte signal. I want a rebate.
Her: Sir, can you please check and see if there is any damage to your satellite dish
Caller: No because it ain't no damn damage to my dish. You mafukkas just ain't shyt.
Her: Could you just please check sir.
Caller: Fine......................aw shyt them nikkas done stole my satellite dish *hangs up*

fukking hilarious....

When I worked at wal-mart, i'm working the grocery isle one afternoon when....

Me: ....how can I help you?

Retard:I'm...looking for the popcorn.

Me: It's right over here....

(I lead him to this great wall of popcorn)

Retard:...the popcorn....

Me: It's right here....

Retard: Is this....the popcorn....?

Me:.......THIS is the popcorn
(meanwhile this dude and his kid are in the background like )

Retard:...the popcorn?

(I just walked away at that point....)

 

[↓R↑LYB]

why am I just now discovering this thread? tell you bout the time I got banned from a jack in the box. the line was out the door and im waiting like 20 mins just to give them my order. but I keeping my eyes on the tacos. I used to work for jib so I know that after 15 mins they not fresh. so I finally proceed to place my order . I want 8 tacos but I want fresh tacos. the bytch gave me the tacos that were sitting there the past 20 mins. I give em back, she gives em back to me saying they fresh tacos and im like you a lie, ya feet stank and you dont love jesus. she was mad then and pushed the tacos at me. I told her I wanted my money back and she say no. so I threw the tacos at her. they called the police said I assaulted her, but I was just banned.

don't know if you just making shyt up but @ this

 

[sanityovar8ted]

don't know if you just making shyt up but @ this

naw I tell errybody that when I call em a lie, usually they laugh but she got pissed.

 

[DaRealness]

Try working for easyjet:

 

[↓R↑LYB]

This happened to me back when I was working help desk:

Me: IT help desk can I help you
Him: Yeah my God damn computer isn't working. I don't know why you guys keep messing with stuff
Me: Sir what exactly is wrong with your machine?
Him: I don't know but someone needs to come down here and fix it, I'm tired of you guys not doing your jobs right.
Me: Sir I need to know what's what's wrong so I can create a ticket...
Him: THE GOD DAMN SCREEN IS BLANK. NO MATTER WHAT I DO MY COMPUTER WON'T WORK!!!!
Me: Sir have you tri......
Him: I HAVE A DAMN MEETING IN 50 MINUTES, THIS IS FRIGGIN UNACCEPTABLE
Me: Sir can you check to see if there's a green light on your tower?
Him: What's a tower?
Me: It's the thing you keyboard and mouse is plugged into.
Him: No I don't see a green light.
Me: Can you hit the power button and see if anything happens
Him:
Me:
Him:
Me:
Him: Well it seems to be working now, thanks for your help
Me:

 

[CoolazzFemale]

This happened to me back when I was working help desk:

Me: IT help desk can I help you
Him: Yeah my God damn computer isn't working. I don't know why you guys keep messing with stuff
Me: Sir what exactly is wrong with your machine?
Him: I don't know but someone needs to come down here and fix it, I'm tired of you guys not doing your jobs right.
Me: Sir I need to know what's what's wrong so I can create a ticket...
Him: THE GOD DAMN SCREEN IS BLANK. NO MATTER WHAT I DO MY COMPUTER WON'T WORK!!!!
Me: Sir have you tri......
Him: I HAVE A DAMN MEETING IN 50 MINUTES, THIS IS FRIGGIN UNACCEPTABLE
Me: Sir can you check to see if there's a green light on your tower?
Him: What's a tower?
Me: It's the thing you keyboard and mouse is plugged into.
Him: No I don't see a green light.
Me: Can you hit the power button and see if anything happens
Him:
Me:
Him:
Me:
Him: Well it seems to be working now, thanks for your help
Me:

This is hilarious because I know exactly how you felt.

 

[chineebai]

The worst of people come out with customer service because they feel like they're in a position of power and they look down on you based on your job.

I used to work in a restaurant as a cashier.

Customer: I would like an order of french fries
Me: Sure, that would be 1.25
Customer: Can you let me go for a quarter
Me: No
Customer: Why not
Me: Because it is 1.25.
Customer: You come into this neighborhood, not contribute to the community, and you can't let me go for a quarter?
Me: No, I'm sorry, I can't.
The customer gets to a whole new level of anger, like I'm suppose to let him go for a quarter. Then we almost got into a fist fight. Mind you I was like 14 and he was like 35 lol.

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

On the opposite side of things, these pot rec shops be giving the goat customer service. Its truly a sight to behold.

 

[Mr.Black]

its always nikkas that be ones acting out the most, you dont hardly hear about jose or kai or eric doing shyt like this