Essential Official Random Thoughts Thread (Ladies only)

[LimitedEdition]

There is this guy at work who has the best walk ever. It's so smooth, I can't even describe it. When I see him walk my mind just screams "rape rape rape rape rape" It's so demonic friends.

I mentally fukk this one guy I know when he walks in my line of view. His walk is the "Id break you apart and put you back together sloppily with duct tape" walk. It's the kinda walk that only comes with bedroom knowledge.

 

[Rusty Kuntz]

I came across this on YT... watch with caution...

Try to Watch Without Crying.... - YouTube

I was crying by the end of this video ... so sweet.

I'm so damn emotional

They show this video a lot around Olympics time; VISA even made it into a commercial.

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

They show this video a lot around Olympics time; VISA even made it into a commercial.

dang, i'm late

 

[Token]

These people are annoying. I need an entire day where I don't have to hear anyone's voice. Mines included.

 

[Lynn84]

Hey ladies,

Just wanted to let you know...

I'm officially Justin Timberlake's biggest fan. I won!! I won!!

Congrats!

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

My husband has been doing his thang lately. The other day I was telling him about this new theater where they have plush seats that recline and give you a blanket and pillow. When he came home, he had a flower (single rose) and said to me, would you like to go on a date with me...and he took me there this weekend. Today, I text'd him and said lets take some updated family pictures whenever I get my hair situation under control (im transitioning to natural) and he text'd back and sad baby I think you're perfect, why wait.

I can't wait to we get home

 

[James Carter]

Might get some salmon pants

Being dark skin and every color looks great on you

 

[Lana Kane]

Just saw something that fukked up my evening.

 

[ThisIsLife]

I came across this on YT... watch with caution...

Try to Watch Without Crying.... - YouTube

I was crying by the end of this video ... so sweet.

I'm so damn emotional

I didn't cry, does that make me heartless?

I do respect the hell out of that guy and it gave me motivation for what I am going through right now.

 

[Rawtid]

I got my yarn! I even bought some burgundy yarn and I'm going to try to mix in some color. I know burgundy is cliche but you should have seen those other colors . As a person that has never dyed her hair before, I felt that was a safe choice.

I'm going to try to get this done in 10 hours. I'll start Friday when I get home and hoping to be done early Saturday morning.
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My daughter is funny. She came up to me like "What are you wearing, "Jake from State Farm". So I reply "Uhhh Khakis" Then she says "She sounds hideous" and walks off.

 

[Token]

^^^ @ that last part.


Why am I stuck babysitting at 7 am? I haven't even been to bed yet.

 

[Rawtid]

This dude I'm talking to keeps saying he wants to wrestle me. It annoys me so I'm going to tell him not to say that to me because it makes him seem like a creep. Every convo we have he goes "Oh yeah I see we're going to have to wrestle". like WTF I don't want to wrestle. LMAO!!

-@theifypoo about to have these fat dudes on here rocking salmon pants with their jordans and dirty white tees. God bless them.

 

[CoolazzFemale]

Punk ass bank bullshytting

 

[VadersMater]

I feel bad. I totally just used my son's love of Nissan against him. I bribed him with a toy Nissan just like his father's to get him to go to the doctors office with no fuss. I didn't tell him he's getting shots

Bad mama right here....

 

[Rawtid]

I feel bad. I totally just used my son's love of Nissan against him. I bribed him with a toy Nissan just like his father's to get him to go to the doctors office with no fuss. I didn't tell him he's getting shots

Bad mama right here....

I bribe my child all the time. I have a tomboy and I have to put a strong offering on the table to get her to wear a dress. It's like that sometimes.