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So is John David Washington starring in Christopher Nolan’s next project not going to mean anything to you guys, and are you going to search for reasons not to watch it as you have with Captive State and Gemini Man?

IS THAT A MOVIE WITH A BLACK CAST
OR A WHITE MOVIE WITH A BLACK LEAD?

WHATS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND ABOUT THIS?
LET ME BREAK DOWN FOR SIMPLETONS...

EDDIE MURPHY:

BEVERLY HILLS COP = WHITE MOVIE WITH BLACK LEAD

COMING TO AMERICA = BLACK MOVIE

GOLDEN CHILD = WHITE MOVIE WITH BLACK LEAD

HARLEM NIGHTS = BLACK MOVIE

TRADING PLACES = WHITE MOVIE WITH BLACK LEAD

BOOMERANG = BLACK MOVIE

THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH LIKING WHITE MOVIES WITH BLACK LEADS...
JUST DONT CALL THEM BLACK MOVIES.
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Last half hour was the best part. The Queen chick body was straight for a "slim" girl. Too much of a fantasy movie for this to work. Even from the beginning I cant accept an attorney (Queen) being that dumb. Dialogue is boring for the most part. No way in the world of social media would this happen realistically. Even if they are heroes. Just the stupid stuff they do just is a turn off. Maybe yall will like it for the artsy side of it though. Just not for me. A boring road movie. I get they felt free and living life messagr. But again just poorly executed.
 

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steal a sheriff truck and ride around in it? Let a white boy hold yout glock? You got an attorney in the car bit she says nothing about him popping the trunk? She tells him to run after this? And he does it? Yeah, i get you have no chance doing that but still. And just everybody knowing them and nobody snitching. And the little kid shooting the cop just ruined the message of the movie. Its not about shooting innocent cops.
 

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Last half hour was the best part. The Queen chick body was straight for a "slim" girl. Too much of a fantasy movie for this to work. Even from the beginning I cant accept an attorney (Queen) being that dumb. Dialogue is boring for the most part. No way in the world of social media would this happen realistically. Even if they are heroes. Just the stupid stuff they do just is a turn off. Maybe yall will like it for the artsy side of it though. Just not for me. A boring road movie. I get they felt free and living life messagr. But again just poorly executed.
thank you sir.
now i can make a proper excuse to not see this corny looking shyt with my mother and girlfriend over the weekend.

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im gonna say i have lime disease.
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This is one of the dumbest films I’ve ever seen.

it looks amazing ... but...

the plot is dumb as hell and entirely avoidable.

Any woman like this deserves to be karate chopped in the throat. This woman is the worrrrrsttttttt

This is really dumb.

The writing is trash.

it’s like The Root wrote a black lives matter porno. Just basement level analysis and mockery.

it’s not even trying. I thought this was gonna be a serious film. It’s filled with cliches and statements made by high schoolers trying to pretend to be deep.

I’m offended I even saw this.

I almost walked out a few times.

the soundtrack is fire though.

it’s just one movie driving simulator
 

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I’m shocked at how basic this shyt is. This is pathetic and precisely the sort of calorie free bullshyt people mock SJWs for and I hate it when right wingers accuse people of doing this.

I was embarrassed to be in that theater.


It was just the sort of “breakthrough” some weirdos at the Grio or The Root or Blavity would love.


It’s so insulting to black society with this ridiculousness.
 

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steal a sheriff truck and ride around in it? Let a white boy hold yout glock? You got an attorney in the car bit she says nothing about him popping the trunk? She tells him to run after this? And he does it? Yeah, i get you have no chance doing that but still. And just everybody knowing them and nobody snitching. And the little kid shooting the cop just ruined the message of the movie. Its not about shooting innocent cops.
its so fukking wild...its really like Solange (and I love her music) got a bunch of AfroPunk types to make a BLM porno

I almost feel like its that stupid Jeremy Harris SLAVEPLAY in Black Lives Matter form... :ohhh: that might be the best explanation :wow:
 
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