Official Orange Is The New Black Season 3 Thread

[Point Blank]

Yea, I thought Alex's body was gonna pop up floating in the lake...but they left plenty of flexibility for next season, i actually think it will be better than this season. (I hope)

That would of been nuts lol

 

[Sad Bunny]

I really enjoyed this season

I'm glad it was all depressing like the 2nd season

I really liked:

• The fleshed out storylines which made me a little emotional for each one...some of those back stories are on some Wire shyt. Like....just sad but real life.
• Piper and Alex finally not being annoying and Piper cheating, confirming she is a bytch and selfish
• Flacca is my babe
• Red and Healy didn't bother me
• CIndy becoming a jew was funny
• Crazy Eyes finally getting some love

I was dead when Pennsatucky called Daya goldfish

 

[Francis White]

I really enjoyed this season

I'm glad it was all depressing like the 2nd season

I really liked:

• The fleshed out storylines which made me a little emotional for each one...some of those back stories are on some Wire shyt. Like....just sad but real life.
• Piper and Alex finally not being annoying and Piper cheating, confirming she is a bytch and selfish
• Flacca is my babe
• Red and Healy didn't bother me
• CIndy becoming a jew was funny
• Crazy Eyes finally getting some love

I was dead when Pennsatucky called Daya goldfish

Piper become what she denied all the time . A criminal, Alex called her out on being soft but Piper stepped up. She let prison harden her up. I remember reading through this thread earlier and some poster said nothing happened, he obviously didn't watch it. Red daughter Nicky getting sent up north, the prison guard leaving D, behind. Caputo becoming a dikk. The guards being corrupt or even more than the last batch. Donut boy becoming the porn stache.

 

[marcuz]

I really enjoyed this season

I'm glad it was all depressing like the 2nd season

I really liked:

• The fleshed out storylines which made me a little emotional for each one...some of those back stories are on some Wire shyt. Like....just sad but real life.
• Piper and Alex finally not being annoying and Piper cheating, confirming she is a bytch and selfish
• Flacca is my babe
• Red and Healy didn't bother me
• CIndy becoming a jew was funny
• Crazy Eyes finally getting some love

I was dead when Pennsatucky called Daya goldfish

i aint trynna be bigoted but cindy is everything i hate about a lot of black women. i skip her scenes to wash the taste the taste of hoodrat matriarchy outta my mouth.

 

[Sonny Corinthos]

i aint trynna be bigoted but cindy is everything i hate about a lot of black women. i skip her scenes to wash the taste the taste of hoodrat matriarchy outta my mouth.

Cindy is top notch fukkery to me, but I can respect your opinion on that

Anytime I see her on screen I know she gonna say some shyt that will have me

Chang also has the same effect on me

 

[Sad Bunny]

i aint trynna be bigoted but cindy is everything i hate about a lot of black women. i skip her scenes to wash the taste the taste of hoodrat matriarchy outta my mouth.

meh --- she is just comedy and there are really women like that but not all black women

she funny as hell to me -- the cac methhead bytches disgust me more tbh

 

[KeysT]

I think they mentioned that it was a pretty big lake and it was inescapable. They're also in a minimum security prison. Escaping and eventually being hunted down I guess is more of a risk.

I think that's partly the reason...it's not like they are in supermax... All of their sentences are probably two years or less wouldn't be worth it.

 

[dabestkeptsecret]

I actually liked it better than season 2
I actually felt bad when that co was raping that meth chick
The funniest scene was when young caputto was going to wrestle the mentally retarded guy. I knew exactly what was going to happen
I was like this guy must not know about their strength
Pipers brother was hilarious this season. Hope he remains consistent next season.

 

[jackswstd]

Crazy Eyes had me dying every episode
Piper showed her true self this season she's a selfish ass broad
For some reason broads are all obsessed and willing to go gay for that aussie lesbian chick

 

[Brofato]

Crazy Eyes had me dying every episode
Piper showed her true self this season she's a selfish ass broad
For some reason broads are all obsessed and willing to go gay for that aussie lesbian chick

She is kinda pretty but her acting is awful.

 

[Black Magisterialness]

Black Cindy is GOAT fukkery on the show. I was so happy when they gave her more shine in Season 2.

Caputo being the of Litchfield. To be honest, I was happy fukking Bennet dipped out, that fukking story line was pissing me off to no end. shyt would take a fire ass episode then ruin it with that soft shyt.

lol @ Norma joining a hippie cult....White Buddah Jesus' sister wives was looking right though

Pensatucky getting raped though that shyt was brutal man, that dead look on her face...shyt was eerie.

Flacca is hella sexy in real life...she need to let them thangs out

Lorna doe its something about that freaking Long Island accent...lol @ her getting piped by Cologero from a Bronx Tale in the vending machine room

 

[Blankthawtz]

season was ok.....def can't wait to see what becomes of alex....

the whole dirty panty hustle was hilarious.....and crazy eyes novels....

wasn't as hype as season 1 & 2 but entertaining none the less...

 

[patscorpio]

it was an ok season...nothing overly great or fukkery filled

 

[Supa]

Pensatucky getting raped though that shyt was brutal man, that dead look on her face...shyt was eerie.

Flacca is hella sexy in real life...she need to let them thangs out

Those rape scenes were hard to watch. She just froze up and let it happen

We've seen 80% of the cast nude or semi nude but not Flaca and Maritza. We've seen more skin from Boo. I need this for season 4. t*ts or gtfo

 

[StatUS]

Piper went from worst to a top character in a few episodes.

Not bad

Season was good. It goes 1, 3, then 2 for me.