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That's why they teased the first 7 minutes to suck people in. That was the best part of the movie
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That's why they teased the first 7 minutes to suck people in. That was the best part of the movie
This movie was trash.
Everything except the sub zero scorpion beginning part really.
I don't know why they brought in Cole. We could have just as easily followed Liu Kang or Kung Lao.
Cole was worthless, and you really didn't feel for him as he got his ass kicked or when his family was in danger. The family thing they did was very weak.
This definitely would've been a better Scorpion or Sub zero solo movie. Remember the game Mortal Kombat Mythologies?
Sonya was trash. I mean, other than being a white woman, what role did she fulfill? Oh she was Jax's friend, which means Jax is a good guy or cool guy, right?
Jax was Michael Jai White, be he was ok.....
Kano was ass cheeks. Talked way too much. And I hate those irish/scottish sons of bytches.
We basically follow three white people around the movie Cole, Sonya and Kano......
And they are the least interesting characters in the entire movie.
WB fumbled on this one.
It's honestly seems like 2 different movies like they had a director and writer on board then after the first scene (bi-han vs hanzo) was written and filmed they fired his ass and got someone cheaper and watered down the rest of the story.
Everything except the sub zero scorpion beginning part really.
I don't know why they brought in Cole. We could have just as easily followed Liu Kang or Kung Lao.
Cole was worthless, and you really didn't feel for him as he got his ass kicked or when his family was in danger. The family thing they did was very weak.
This definitely would've been a better Scorpion or Sub zero solo movie. Remember the game Mortal Kombat Mythologies?
Sonya was trash. I mean, other than being a white woman, what role did she fulfill? Oh she was Jax's friend, which means Jax is a good guy or cool guy, right?
Jax was Michael Jai White, be he was ok.....
Kano was ass cheeks. Talked way too much. And I hate those irish/scottish sons of bytches.
We basically follow three white people around the movie Cole, Sonya and Kano......
And they are the least interesting characters in the entire movie.
WB fumbled on this one.
It's honestly seems like 2 different movies like they had a director and writer on board then after the first scene (bi-han vs hanzo) was written and filmed they fired his ass and got someone cheaper and watered down the rest of the story.
I'm REALLY not digging this bland ass dude so far in this flick. Not too keen on this Sonya either
I'm not expecting a oscar nominated writing so far but these lines
Kano slowly becoming the MVP of this flick
I fukks with this dude
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She was the best part of the movie...
But they she barely had anything to do
I would have loved to see her and baraka. But they can't show love in a movie that don't involve caucazoids
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Entertaining movie but not touching the OG. can’t wait until cole dies breh is WOAT.
Don’t know how they mess up
Don’t know how they mess up
my breh Kakihara is Raiden tho
Tommy Knocks
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this.This shyt is pretty dope to me.
i was skeptical but having watched the OG 2 months ago, nah this was better. the technology of today just made it better. i was impressed, i thought i would hate it.
watch the OG right now and say this wasnt better, no fukking way. they finally did MK justice. this was entertaining. was it award winning shyt no, but its not to be, its just a video game movie ffs. you know what you're watching.
subzero had nikkas shook
theres gonna be a part 2, they better bring in smoke and sindell.
- No growth from the theaters
- Streaming era making production cheaper
- Bankrupted Hollywood ideas
- Popcorn ADHD movie era
- TV show production being the wave to save funding
These factors are going to lead to the downfall of movie quality. Hence why I am Criterion gang
. I seen the writing on the wall when movies took a swan dive into a coffin of shyt after 2008. Its just going to get even worse for blockbusters
Liu Kang spamming leg sweeps tho
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shyt was accurate af esp if you play nikkas online. that shyt had meLiu Kang spamming leg sweeps tho
im glad they addressed it lol.
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Cost control.
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