Official Godzilla vs Kong Thread

[Chris Cool]

Fell asleep at the thing Hong Kong fight.

who wrote this shyt? Some fukking high schoolers?

shyt is trash as fukk.

 

[Rell Lauren]

I thought her fat friend was one of those non binary dykes.

 

[ColdSlither]

It's funny how people complain about the humans, when that is the problem with every single Godzilla movie.

 

[Luke Cage]

This whole movie is an allegory of Freudian sexuality. Kong represents the threat of giant black penis here to conquer white women. They castrate him by matching him with a little girl instead of the traditional Kong PAWG. They juxtapose that with the awful casting of a fat pedo black guy to further undermine the image of the black man. Godzilla with his little arms represents the rage and jealousy of Asian micropenis. When he forces Kong to submit he's saying "yeah your dikk is bigger but I can still fukk you up". Mecha-Godzilla is the embodiment of the white and asian man's psychosexual insecurities and fear of a vibrator. The parable within is that "unsatisfied women should not utilize a sex toy lest it destroy them". Small penis Godzilla cannot compete with the mighty vibrator and so plays cuckold to Kong who finally satisfies the woman.

 

[The axe murderer]

It's funny how people complain about the humans, when that is the problem with every single Godzilla movie.

And transformers..... minus the cartoon one

 

[Ironman]

Yall noticed there were multiple axes in that lair when Kong put his down to activate that symbol?

 

[Stir Fry]

Just fired this up at work. Anything with king kong waking up and scratching his ass in the morning can't be that bad

 

[Ironman]

Just fired this up at work. Anything with king kong waking up and scratching his ass in the morning can't be that bad

My man had a long night of drinking

 

[newarkhiphop]

shyt was great, going to watch it again today

 

[Dre Space Age]

Who the fukk built the temple in hollow earth?

This opens up the opportunity to bring in Titans from other planets. Portals n shyt.

 

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

Movie did exactly what I expected from it. Monsters fukking cities and each other up

Still at the "B-b-b-but the human drama"

This flick wasn't called 'Guy vs Person', for good reason.

Ol "I watch 'Fast & Furious' for the walking scenes" brehs

 

[kingdarius]

Just finished watching the 3rd round during lunch at the job. Why my nicca kong have to get dominated like that shyt was legit disrespectful zilla made my nikka scream uncle

The fight was all throughout though. Thought my nikka Kong would pull it out but them bites hurt dawg

I’ll finish the flick when I get home

EDIT: I see some folks complaining bout the science in this and I can’t even blame them. I was legit confused at most of the plot I’m like how he there? And what’s this place? And any time humans were involved. The fights saving this shyt frfr.

 

[The axe murderer]

Movie did exactly what I expected from it. Monsters fukking cities and each other up

Still at the "B-b-b-but the human drama"

This flick wasn't called 'Guy vs Person', for good reason.

Ol "I watch 'Fast & Furious' for the walking scenes" brehs

My main complaint of human drama is too much of it in these movies.

 

[Take It In Blood]

My main complaint of human drama is too much of it in these movies.

i feel like out of the 4 movies that dropped thus far

this one had the least amount of human scenes

but that might just be all in my head

basically they're getting better

Godzilla 2014 was ruined by humans tho

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

The fact they were able to stop robozillla by pouring water on the computer was some lazy ass writing.